Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does

[peternorth]

wear a jumper with suit so i dont have to iron my shirt

 

[d33my]

Sometimes I open up a blank Word doc and type a word, then right click and check the synonyms so I can use one and seem more knowledgeable erudite

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Sometimes I open up a blank Word doc and type a word, then right click and check the synonyms so I can use one and seem more knowledgeable erudite

 

[akkaps]

Sometimes I open up a blank Word doc and type a word, then right click and check the synonyms so I can use one and seem more knowledgeable erudite

 

[peternorth]

i use microwave as a stop watch

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Does anyone else daydream/fantasise about something they really want, or something cool to happen, and then immediately think.... well goddamit, now I've thought about it, it will NEVER happen now

 

[Quivorir]

Does anyone else daydream/fantasise about something they really want, or something cool to happen, and then immediately think.... well goddamit, now I've thought about it, it will NEVER happen now

Happy Birthday Freshy

Love Quiv xoxo

Is that what you fantasised about?

 

[akkaps]

Happy birthday Freshy.

 

[Gough]

The banana becomes less fresh as each year passes.

 

[Rough_Edges]

wear a jumper with suit so i dont have to iron my shirt

x2

 

[peternorth]

Does anyone else daydream/fantasise about something they really want, or something cool to happen, and then immediately think.... well goddamit, now I've thought about it, it will NEVER happen now

happy birthday slightly black banana.

so you want two attractive ladies to rest with you right?

 

[The Half Back]

Happy birthday Quiv Freshy

 

[Doss]

The banana becomes less fresh as each year passes.

Might have to rename him TheRancidBanana soon. Has a better ring than TheOverripeBanana.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Happy Birthday Freshy

Love Quiv xoxo

Is that what you fantasised about?

There was an extra "xo". You clearly don't love me enough.

Fantasy shattered.

But cheers beb

Happy birthday Freshy.

thnx akkaps

The banana becomes less fresh as each year passes.

I know.... going from 20 to 21..... sort of freaking out about it. And then I imagined going from 21 to 22.... started freaking out about that.... then 22 to 23 and so on.

Then I got up and brushed my teeth.

happy birthday slightly black banana.

so you want two attractive ladies to rest with you right?

No.

Three.

Happy birthday Quiv Freshy

cheeerrs

Might have to rename him TheRancidBanana soon. Has a better ring than TheOverripeBanana.

I will cryogenically freeze myself before that happens.

Which basically just involves chucking me in the freezer then defrosting me in the microwave.... or on the kitchen sink.

 

[Doss]

An interesting thought to ponder. Happy birthday, Overripe.

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

I like eating meat pies by slicing them up into a kind of stew with a knife and fork then smothering with sauce.

Probably the only thing I took after my dad with

 

[PastiesPeake]

I like eating meat pies by slicing them up into a kind of stew with a knife and fork then smothering with sauce.

You need to give that up quick smart.

You take a bite, squirt some sauce, take a bite, squirt some sauce....

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

You need to give that up quick smart.

You take a bite, squirt some sauce, take a bite, squirt some sauce....

Gee wizz talk about double handling

 

[I Lost My Keays]

Happy Birthday Fresh

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Happy Birthday Fresh

Cheers bud

 

[blueboy25]

You need to give that up quick smart.

You take a bite, squirt some sauce, take a bite, squirt some sauce....

No, no, no

You take the lid off and eat it, then you get a spoon and eat the meat out of the middle and then you finish with the base.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Meat Pies are one of the scariest things to eat in public.

 

[Doss]

One of the scariest things to eat full stop. For my tongue, at least. My pie eaten to tongue burnt ratio is extremely high.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

does anyone get standard pies anymore ? Across the road from work they do a pepper steak and curry pie. the best

 

[AtomicBlonde]

Chilli pie at my local bakery is the shit!!!