Been reading the "worst place you spewed" thread and quite alot of them were from drinking too much, which braught me to the idea. what have you done whilst under the influence? what have you seen done?
Things You Have Done While Drunk
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I once talked to this woman.
Crazy times.
Crazy times.
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Slept on tram tracks. Police woke me and kindly drove me home.
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wasnt me but my uncle on christmas day jumped in the pool naked , then got out , stood on the kitchen table still naked throwing baked potatoes around the place , terrible sight but it was bloody funny
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**** man, you're lucky for a few reasons which you obviously are already aware of.
Too many to mention for me, but the last year or so I don't reckon I've done many regrettable things because I've controlled myself a bit more whilst drinking.
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Anyone willing to fess up starting shit, whether it be verbally or physically?
If so, I am interested in why you do this (apart from the obvious 'coz i was drunk' response).
If so, I am interested in why you do this (apart from the obvious 'coz i was drunk' response).
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Jumped the fence and took a dump in the first hole at Royal Melbourne on a Friday night.
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They are ********s is the most accurate response.
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deciding 50ft tree by the beach would be a good spot to sleep for the night. me and a mate tried climbing up it for like 4 hours before finally crashing on the table right next to it.
Dont remember it, but theres photos of me lying on a train track.
Brilliant.
Im not too bad when I'm drunk. I just talk a lot of shit, which is hilarious to think about and *pacefalm* to the next day.
Friday night will probably prove to be another highlight (or lowlight).
Brilliant.
Im not too bad when I'm drunk. I just talk a lot of shit, which is hilarious to think about and *pacefalm* to the next day.
Friday night will probably prove to be another highlight (or lowlight).
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yeah im generally the same, i feel tops then things that happened throughout the night (that i remember) i cringe lol, the worst thing however that happened to me when i was drunk was really the first time i got smashed (schoolies) and for some reason i let one of my mates give me a haircut, it was one of the worst haircuts imaginable, i had a rats tail, blad patches, which meant i had to get a no. 1 haircut, meaning i got crap from my mates for about the next 3 months until my hair grew back to its normal length.
Only did it as my mate was in the first group teeing off on Saturday morning
I sure hope he noticed, or else you just ruined some other guys day!
I once had to walk home because I drank straight through my taxi fund, I ran half of it and it still took 2 and a half hours
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Fell asleep on a dimmy van
A mate was getting lectured about drinking in a public i fell asleep (passed out really) on the bonnet of the dimmy van. Cops ot me into the car and drove me home from using my licence lol.
The old man was majorly impressed being woken at 4 in the morning by two police myself and dimmy van in the driveway lol
A mate was getting lectured about drinking in a public i fell asleep (passed out really) on the bonnet of the dimmy van. Cops ot me into the car and drove me home from using my licence lol.
The old man was majorly impressed being woken at 4 in the morning by two police myself and dimmy van in the driveway lol
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Was woken up by an woman screeming in St Kilda about 5 years ago as I slept soundly. She was going ape shit. I told her to calm the **** down.
It took a while for me to realise, but she was possibly within her rights to complain as I was in her spare room and must have wandered through the door she opened to cool down her house after a hot day. I though it was the hotel me and a few other blokes had booked for a 21st. Building were slightly simmilar, but 2km's apart.
Could have ended so much worse. I still feel shit about that. She must have been terrified.
It took a while for me to realise, but she was possibly within her rights to complain as I was in her spare room and must have wandered through the door she opened to cool down her house after a hot day. I though it was the hotel me and a few other blokes had booked for a 21st. Building were slightly simmilar, but 2km's apart.
Could have ended so much worse. I still feel shit about that. She must have been terrified.
Lotsa silly shit over the years, that's why I'm doing my best to cut back.
Swam across the Murray after a dozen JD cans, got halfway back and ran outta juice. Nearly drowned.
Did a nudie run from the Great Ocean Rose Hotel, Jan Juc to Torquay main drag, about 4 k's of busy roads.
Passed out in the foyer of a brothel.
Swam across the Murray after a dozen JD cans, got halfway back and ran outta juice. Nearly drowned.
Did a nudie run from the Great Ocean Rose Hotel, Jan Juc to Torquay main drag, about 4 k's of busy roads.
Passed out in the foyer of a brothel.
You have obviously gone to the effort of including your speech impediment into your post. Good work
mmmmmm dimmmy van *homer simpson slobber*
