Things You Have Done While Drunk

[Scallop Industry Thug]

- A mate and I taking a slash on someones front door. It was one of those ones that seemed to last forever, my mate finished in about 30 seconds and the **** rang the doorbell and did the bolt.

That is quality.

 

[Mister Carlton]

Passed out on someones lawn. Woke up the next morning with a barbie doll next to me.
I regreted it.

 

[DANMAN]

if you havent shit yourself while drnk..then you havent really been drunk.....

 

[Clown]

Three stories for now:

1) Woke up one morning in the driver's chair of a car in a driveway. The party was 2 k's away. I had stumbled from the party and slept in some random's car until 7am. Lucky they didn't catch me.

2) Slept by the Yarra not far from Flinders, since the trains didn't start again for a couple hours. Woke up to the giggles of some w***ers who had stolen my phone and were bolting. Caught one on the bridge after a long pursuit by foot. Fat, ethnic fella absolutely exhausted from the chase. Wouldn't give me the phone, then next thing I know, his mate had turned up. 2 on 1 and I was smart enough to not get physical. The story gets much, much better from here, but this will do for now. Long story short, don't sleep in public in the city. w***ers abound.

3) [EDIT: Decided against posting this one. A little too embarrassing, and if my identity is ever revealed, this one could come back to haunt me. Will suffice to say that the old saying about why God invented alcohol rings true.]

No broken property, no fights started. Some good memories though, that make for a good chuckle every time I catch up with the people involved. Those of you that steal/break other peoples' property and start fights though - take a good, hard look at yourself. You make the rest of us drunks look bad. And if I ever catch you pissing in my mailbox, may God have mercy on your soul.

 

[bigburger]

It my 21st birthday party this Friday night...I'll get back to you.

 

[bigburger]

Three stories for now:

1) Woke up one morning in the driver's chair of a car in a driveway. The party was 2 k's away. I had stumbled from the party and slept in some random's car until 7am. Lucky they didn't catch me.

2) Slept by the Yarra not far from Flinders, since the trains didn't start again for a couple hours. Woke up to the giggles of some w***ers who had stolen my phone and were bolting. Caught one on the bridge after a long pursuit by foot. Fat, ethnic fella absolutely exhausted from the chase. Wouldn't give me the phone, then next thing I know, his mate had turned up. 2 on 1 and I was smart enough to not get physical. The story gets much, much better from here, but this will do for now. Long story short, don't sleep in public in the city. w***ers abound.

3) [EDIT: Decided against posting this one. A little too embarrassing, and if my identity is ever revealed, this one could come back to haunt me. Will suffice to say that the old saying about why God invented alcohol rings true.]

No broken property, no fights started. Some good memories though, that make for a good chuckle every time I catch up with the people involved. Those of you that steal/break other peoples' property and start fights though -- take a good, hard look at yourself. You make the rest of us drunks look bad. And if I ever catch you pissing in my mailbox, may God have mercy on your soul.

Lame. Tell us the story or you've caught teh ghey.

 

[Ed_Gein]

Lame. Tell us the story or you've caught teh ghey.

Too late he has already caught teh ghey.

Tell us the stories anyway!

 

[Macca19]

One new years we had a small house party with 8 other friends. We all got pretty pissed, about 1 30 in the morning we made the decision to break into a different friends families house who were interstate and go skinny dipping in their pool. One of the neighbours called out that they called the cops so we quickly bolted. Still unsure why they yelled that out.

Stupidest - Walking home after a big night in town, I tripped over someones plant in their front yard. Annoyed at this, I ripped out as many plants as I could from their front yard and threw them in their driveway.

 

[Binxy]

I've definitely done things while drunk, but every now and then I get a hot one...

 

[finbarr]

I've definitely done things while drunk, but every now and then I get a hot one...

Ah, the late night curry.



Sorry. It's been a long time.

 

[Binxy]

G'day matey - I'm currently reading "Get in the van" - so much hatred....

 

[Flex_a_bull]

i woke up with two blondes resting next to me.


shame they were bottles.

 

[finbarr]

G'day matey - I'm currently reading "Get in the van" - so much hatred....

Hi matey. That's quite a coincidence. I'm currently watching The Bang Bus. So much hatred.

 

[Freo_4eva]

- On more than one occasion Hooking up with the ugliest women in the bar and tried to justify it.

- Blocked off roads with Witches hats, road signs, bins, those plastic sheet type road wall things

- Whilst partying on Huntington Beach LA, ended up sleeping at some guys parents holiday home... apparently i was drinking with them all night pub hopping around L.A.. who knew

- Absolutely blind off cocktails in L.A (again), went to Ashton Kutchers nightclub (Viper Room) smashed some guys glass full or something, went to the bar to guy another drink, got thrown out by the Ashton who was talking to the bartender at the opposite end of the bar.. tried to talk to him, bouncers wouldnt have a bar of it.. probably cos the words would have made very little sense.. from here it gets a little hazy... suffice to say, somehow i made it back to the lawn of my hotel.. passed out.. then a vaguely remember two asian guys picking me up, me mumbling the words 221 (my room number) and they politely carried me and got me into bed without taking the shit that was in my room haha thanks boys

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

I havent had a drink in about 6 months.

But I had 4 of those frosty fruit icy poles the other night and they are packed with sugar.

I was jittery literally for minutes.

The end.

 

[Strike Swiftly]

The Viper Room is not owned by Ashton Kutcher, and never has been. Your not telling fibs are you Freo?

LOL at Funkys story

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

The Viper room was owned by Johnny Depp.

River Phoenix died there, and Joaquin Phoenix is odds-on to die there.

 

[Financialpanther]

The Viper room was owned by Johnny Depp.

River Phoenix died there, and Joaquin Phoenix is odds-on to die there.

Can someone take Ben Affleck there then

 

[Freo_4eva]

The Viper Room is not owned by Ashton Kutcher, and never has been. Your not telling fibs are you Freo?

LOL at Funkys story

Haha... well the mate i was travelling with at the time told me it was Ashton who owned it... and at that point, my brain was telling me the owner looked like him.. ie. between the ages of 20-40 with brown hair. But points taken... ****, that means everytime i have told this story it was a lie! Well that part anyway