Up the Arse! Goons Thread

[Hand]

My posts whilst heavily intoxicated make more sense and show more realism than yours do Hand.

That's terrific!

Heavily intoxicated AND posting on a forum at the same time? Impressive. Next time I get drunk I'll be sure to go right to my computer and comment on a forum. Because that's what normal people do, right?

 

[charcoalchicken]

jimmies are quietly rustling in this thread

 

[Hand]

Tristan Barker fanboy?

 

[Hand]

Probable line up:

Szczesny, Sagna, Mertesacker, Vermaelen, Gibbs, Arteta, Wilshere, Cazorla, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Walcott, Podolski.


Subs: Mannone, Jenkinson, Koscielny,Coquelin, Ramsey, Arshavin, Gervinho

 

[Cruyff14]

Hopefully Walcott is the CF.

 

[glenferry23]

That's terrific!

Heavily intoxicated AND posting on a forum at the same time? Impressive. Next time I get drunk I'll be sure to go right to my computer and comment on a forum. Because that's what normal people do, right?

Coming from the bloke who was posting here whilst at a bar a couple of weeks back

Anyway, giroud must be injured to not even be named on the bench. Theo up front again should do some damage.

 

[Cruyff14]

Major burn Glen. Good work.

 

[charcoalchicken]

Prediction: 1 - 3 Arsenal for the good

Walcott & Podolski with 2
who doesn't post on forums when there drunk
I've gotten myself into many troubles with females with my deadly text game when I'm drunk I've perfected the English language when I'm hammered broads are like you were we drunk?!? I'm like yeah taken years of practice but got there

 

[Cruyff14]

Not only does Hand post tripe, but he is also a hypocrite.

Painting a fine image for himself.

 

[Hand]

Coming from the bloke who was posting here whilst at a bar a couple of weeks back

I wasn't intoxicated.. I was at pre's and it was shit. Plus there was an Arsenal game coming up.

You three are as clueless about this club as each other.

 

[Cruyff14]

I wasn't intoxicated.. I was at pre's and it was shit. Plus there was an Arsenal game coming up.

You three are as clueless about this club as each other.

LOL you're calling glen clueless? He is arguably the best poster we have.

The fact you have been shut down by three posters, it kind of tells you something about your views, doesn't it? Or are you too blind to see that too?

 

[Cruyff14]

Mucking around with it at the back, silly.

 

[Hand]

It's just coincidental that some Australian Gooners are so wrong about the clubs situation.

Goonertalk posters seem to accept Arsenal's faults but understand the club's plan to rectify the mediocrity that has been on display since we left Highbury.

You blokes just keep going on and on about the faults. You don't think I feel those as well? Of course I do. It's just so clear that I don't feel the need to discuss them.

 

[glenferry23]

Thanks cruyffy, I feel special

 

[Cruyff14]

Mate, I have been to The Emirates. I have sat in the change rooms, been in the technical area, sat in the directors box, walked through the tunnel. There was not a prouder moment of being an Arsenal fan than when I walked through that tunnel with tears in my eyes.

Just because I discuss the clubs fault it does not mean I am wrong about the clubs situation. It means I accept the clubs faults and want nothing more than for them to be rectified.

 

[Cruyff14]

And shocking line from us, despicable. Lucky that Kone's finish was worse.

 

[glenferry23]

Ps, hand it's difficult to take your posts seriously, as you lost me the other day when you claimed Ramsey is a gun. And stuck by it later on. You're in massive denial my friend.

Anyway, should be 1-0 to Wigan. Konea should've buried that.

 

[windyhill]

Is that c14 or stewart robson as special comments ?

 

[Cruyff14]

Is that c14 or stewart robson as special comments ?

It's obvious. Per and TV aren't quick enough to be playing a high line. It's not so bad with Kos because he has the pace to make up for instances like we just saw, but any other player, it'd be 1-0 Wigan and we'd have a lot of work to do.

Gosh Wigan are horrible too.

 

[glenferry23]

Wigan's final ball has been terrible (luckily for us). Geez they've had some chances so far.

 

[Hand]

Mate, I have been to The Emirates. I have sat in the change rooms, been in the technical area, sat in the directors box, walked through the tunnel. There was not a prouder moment of being an Arsenal fan than when I walked through that tunnel with tears in my eyes.

Just because I discuss the clubs fault it does not mean I am wrong about the clubs situation. It means I accept the clubs faults and want nothing more than for them to be rectified.

So have I. I was there when Henry scored the winner against Man United. Magical. T'was my 15th birthday present, a ticket to that game & a tour of the stadium. Well I perceive you as an ultra-pessimist about Arsenal. You read my posts and think I'm in massive denial. That isn't the case at all.

Glen.. Ramsey has potential. T'was probably a slip of my fingers calling him a gun. It's just that no one really rates him, and I just don't get why. Sorry for my abnormal posting style.

 

[Cruyff14]

They're pressing well in midfield too. I don't think Sagna is having that great of a game either. He's missing about with it too much and trying to play his way out of trouble far too often.

They're shocking in the final third and should have punished us on more than one occasion. We're lucky not to be behind.

 

[Hand]

Theo unlucky there.

 

[Cruyff14]

So have I. I was there when Henry scored the winner against Man United. Magical. T'was my 15th birthday present, a ticket to that game & a tour of the stadium. Well I perceive you as an ultra-pessimist about Arsenal. You read my posts and think I'm in massive denial. That isn't the case at all.

Glen.. Ramsey has potential. T'was probably a slip of my fingers calling him a gun. It's just that no one really rates him, and I just don't get why. Sorry for my abnormal posting style.

I am a realist. I am not going to sit here and say we're going places when we are selling our best players season after season, our manager (and board0 praising us for finishing fourth and balancing the books and refusing to see the error in his ways. United don't see us as a rival, nor do Chelsea, and had Spurs not choked last season, we'd be far worse off than what we are.

How can you blame me for thinking such things? You disagree with everything I say when it's evident.

 

[Hand]

Great tackle by Wilshere.

Booking?