van Berlo >>>> you

[Jumbo]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Might blame his coming back from injury yesterday VB didn't look up to the pace of the game.

 

[- PC -]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

There is a certain sub-editor of the Sunday Times who has gone into hiding in fear of VBs wrath.

The photo of Ben Cousins has the caption '' Ben Cousins runs away from Brett Reilly''

The pictuure is of VB... funny that VB is a Perth lad and the Perth subeditor cant get that right

Beware the papercut punishment

 

[bushie]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

My dear old mother has a house straight across the road from Joondalup Arena (West Perths homeground).

For a few years she complained of strange lights, thunder claps and even the sound of angels singing when there was training or a game being played.

Thanks to this thread it all makes sense.

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Might blame his coming back from injury yesterday VB didn't look up to the pace of the game.

well you clearly weren't watching closely enough...

 

[Jumbo]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

well you clearly weren't watching closely enough...

I must have forgotten to put on the rose coloured glasses

 

[krisholio14]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

ive actually heard that CUB has to pay VB a multi million dollar license fee so they can use his name on their beer.

VB was once walking down the street and cracked a massive erection. there were no survivors bar VB.

when VB says he wants "more cowbell!!!" youd better damn well give it to him.

 

[Glenno23]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

I must have forgotten to put on the rose coloured glasses

Lesser men coming back from a collar bone injury would be scared to throw themselves under the packs like the great one did yesterday.

its a shame, some of his teammates couldn't follow suit

But its hard living in VB's shadow

 

[-VC-]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

when VB says he wants "more cowbell!!!" youd better damn well give it to him.

"I gotta have more cowbell."

 

[The Magenius]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Might blame his coming back from injury yesterday VB didn't look up to the pace of the game.

The game wasn't up to the pace of VB more like it.

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

The game wasn't up to the pace of VB more like it.

I overheard that VB went up to Craigy after the game and asked him if he wanted VB to fly around the world backwards to change the earth's spin so that they could replay the game and have another crack at the Eagles......but Craigy thought the loss was a fair cop and instructed VB not to waste his energy.

 

[Bernie L]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

I overheard that VB went up to Craigy after the game and asked him if he wanted VB to fly around the world backwards to change the earth's spin so that they could replay the game and have another crack at the Eagles......but Craigy thought the loss was a fair cop and instructed VB not to waste his energy.

you heard that too md. craigy said that we'll cop that one and move forward and that he could see some positive things out of it.

 

[-WWJD-]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

I urge all Australians, for the good of our nation that you list Van Berloism as you religion when you fill our your census forms.

 

[Bernie L]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

I urge all Australians, for the good of our nation that you list Van Berloism as you religion when you fill our your census forms.

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

I urge all Australians, for the good of our nation that you list Van Berloism as you religion when you fill our your census forms.

I was just thinking - what will VB list as his place of residence for Census night given that he is omnipresent.....

 

[RoosterLad]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

I urge all Australians, for the good of our nation that you list Van Berloism as you religion when you fill our your census forms.

haha how funny would that be

 

[-VC-]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Belro does not go 'hunting' because that implies the possibility of failure. Van Berlo goes killing.

 

[Total Power]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Can i ask, how did the all the Van Berloism start??? whose idea was it?

 

[Kildonan]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

The Magenius started the thread with a troll:

The thread title was "Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's sh1t"

But the Adelaide boys came out in defense of their boy.

The claims got bigger and funnier, the mods saw potential in the thread, changed the title, then when Dandy Go put in some visual captions the thread really took off.

Dandy Go earned a year's free membership for his contribution, because it was so good, but it was a combined effort of a number of great contributions that extended beyond team affiliations that really made this thread what it is today.

Why not have a look back in the thread and nominate who you believe has contributed the most, or been the funniest.

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Can i ask, how did the all the Van Berloism start??? whose idea was it?

His....

 

[plough]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo blocked Halls punch and saved Kane Cornes,
alas even VB was unable to also save Kanes shorts.

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

I heard that Barry had his Van Berlo contact lens's in.......the ones you send away for.

When Baz looked at Kate....I mean Kane ......that's when he flinched and fell backwards from the invisible laser beams.

 

[Dandy_GO]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Petition to rename thread "The Van-Bible"

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Petition to rename thread "The Van-Bible"

seconded !!

 

[Glenno23]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

seconded !!

Thirded!!!!

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Thirded!!!!

Good - it's official !

Mods - by decree of VB - please change the name of this thread to "The Van-Bible"