van Berlo >>>> you

[Marklar_33]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

our ranks?

Its his ranks!

You mean His ranks!

But as they say, whatever will be will be just as NVB wants it to be, so that means He authorises the name change

 

[Marklar_33]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

The original vanBerloists were Gets!, Roosterlad, ICDM and Dandy_Go.

Fair to say it has spiralled out of control since then.

Feel blesséd my friends, as you are the chosen few, hand-picked by the great NVB

So which one of you will prove to be Juddas

 

[Marklar_33]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

I urge all Australians, for the good of our nation that you list Van Berloism as you religion when you fill our your census forms.

10,000 people constitute a religion, reckon we can give it a shake?



Im in

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

10,000 people constitute a religion, reckon we can give it a shake?



Im in

Apparently that is all bogus in regards to the 10,000 people thing but we feel that we could give it a crack regardless and possibly get a mention somewhere, especially with Rucci continually reading these boards we think he might have a laugh with us after baiting us for weeks.

 

[Marklar_33]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Apparently that is all bogus in regards to the 10,000 people thing but we feel that we could give it a crack regardless and possibly get a mention somewhere, especially with Rucci continually reading these boards we think he might have a laugh with us after baiting us for weeks.

Yeah? Wheres has Rucci been baiting the Van Masses?

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

no no! the original one or "Van Berlo > You" replace you with earth even, this one doesn't even have van berlo's whole name in it!

van Berlo needs no full name in a thread title. This thread could be called 'pogosticks for everyone' and the greatness that is van Berlo would still eminate through it.

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

not so much the Van Berloites but just the Bigfooty adelaide board posters, rather funny actually.

 

[Marklar_33]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

http://afc.com.au/default.asp?pg=players&spg=fanfile&personid=352387

Interesting to note his favourite line to a movie script. Obviously Ivan has felt his wrath.

Couple of things from that profile

Favourite author:
No time to read books

Books read themselves to Van Berlo (Foreign books translate themselves)

Dream destination on a holiday:
Surfing in the Mentawi Islands


Obviously why he created them!

If only I could:
Fly .

Yes Sir, if only

In 2026, I’ll be:
40


Quick humour from our fearless leader!

 

[jo172]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Van Berlo will kick the **** out of Tarrant and Johnson at the same time tomorrow night but will not reported due to being more stealthy than the fox footy cameras.

 

[jo172]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

I have the great one's signature!

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

I have the great one's signature!

Thats nothing.

Ive got it signed on the number seven on the back of my crows guernsey, WHILE I WAS WEARING IT.

Single handedly fixed my fused vertabrae.

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

VB signed my daughter's footy - now she can kick straight......

 

[tomthetiger]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Listen up guys. Apparantly they've just released a book called 'The Van Berlo Code'. Word on the street is that it claims Jesus in fact had a son, and his bloodline still lives on today. Nathan Van Berlo, it suggests, is a part of this bloodline. Suddenly my friends, everything is starting to make sense.

 

[Marklar_33]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Van Berlo has decided that Dale Thomas shall take no further part in the game...

It is His will, as it shall be

 

[tomthetiger]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

LMAO. Thomas was trying to see heaven but got rejected by Van Berlo, and was sent crashing down to the ground.

 

[jo172]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

How good was Van Berlo's tackle on Anthony Rocca, sensational stuff!

 

[-WWJD-]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Sat by the Crows bench tonight and my mates and I spent all night yelling out random VB facts everytime the great man ran past on the boundary line tonight. Got a thumbs up from the great man after the game. Legend.

 

[tomthetiger]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

ROFL. Thats hilarious acg, well done

 

[lebron]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Rumour has it, that early one morning last week Chris Tarrant and Ben Johnson were in a Port Melbourne car park. While in the car park conversation turned to their upcoming fixture against Adelaide, where Chris mistakenly brought up the name of one Nathan Van Berlo.

This did not go unnoticed by the omnipresent VB and as a result Chris was subject to punishment which included monetary fines, the smeering of his reputation through the media and the inability to kick match-winning set shots.

Ben Johnson was subject to two of these punishments due to just hearing VB's name said in vein.

 

[plough]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Van Berlo was getting ready for the pies game when he was asked for his opinion on loaded guns and then ruck contests and the third man up rule.
Firmly but politely he told the reporter I will speak to you after the game when I have more time.
Same reporter approaches VB after the game and asks again for his opinion, Van Berlo deigns not to answer but told the reporter to ask Dale Thomas -

when he wakes up.

 

[Marklar_33]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Tomorrow is Census Day

Who is going to mark their religion as Van Berloism? For your own safety of course...

 

[krisholio14]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Tomorrow is Census Day

Who is going to mark their religion as Van Berloism? For your own safety of course...

im going to.

if elvis can have a plural, VB can have a cult.

 

[Bernie L]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Tomorrow is Census Day

Who is going to mark their religion as Van Berloism? For your own safety of course...

done it already

 

[Stiffy_18]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

done it already

Me too!!!!!!

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

will do it later on!

everyone get behind it.