van Berlo >>>> you

[Southerntakeover]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Petition to rename thread "The Van-Bible"

Another brilliant idea by Brother Dandy_Go.

 

[beartoo]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

We were sitting down to lunch one day with an old friend, Thommo. He remarked that there was a lot of BS being written about VB on this site. VB wasn't famous at all, he said. I replied that VB was not only famous, but that every other famous person in the world called him a mate. I knew for a fact that he was on intimate terms with the President of the US, the Queen of England and the Pope.
BS, replied Thommo. So I bet him a lot of spondoolies I was right and he accepted the bet.
We took VB to the states and went along to Pennsylvania Avenue. VB said hi to the guards at the gate and they ushered him in without checking id or any of the usual guff.
Ten minutes later, there's VB and George strolling around the lawns, arm in arm in deep conversation.
We slipped across to the UK and VB strolled into Buck palace. Ten minutes later, Her Maj and VB appear on the balcony and wave to the crowd.
By this time Thommo's getting a bit edgy. Okay, he reckons, so he knows GB and Her Maj, but he doubles the bet on the strength that VB won't be known to His Holiness.
So we head for Vat City. VB goes inside. Ten minutes later, there he is on the balcony with His Holiness waving to the crowd. Strike me pink, says Thommo, writing his check on the broad back of a fella in front of him. The bloke turns round as says, "Who's that bloke up there with VB?"

 

[Dandy_GO]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Another brilliant idea by Brother Dandy_Go.

Haha can't take the credit for this one - Stephen2 thought up the name.

 

[Dandy_GO]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

We were sitting down to lunch one day with an old friend, Thommo. He remarked that there was a lot of BS being written about VB on this site. VB wasn't famous at all, he said. I replied that VB was not only famous, but that every other famous person in the world called him a mate. I knew for a fact that he was on intimate terms with the President of the US, the Queen of England and the Pope.
BS, replied Thommo. So I bet him a lot of spondoolies I was right and he accepted the bet.
We took VB to the states and went along to Pennsylvania Avenue. VB said hi to the guards at the gate and they ushered him in without checking id or any of the usual guff.
Ten minutes later, there's VB and George strolling around the lawns, arm in arm in deep conversation.
We slipped across to the UK and VB strolled into Buck palace. Ten minutes later, Her Maj and VB appear on the balcony and wave to the crowd.
By this time Thommo's getting a bit edgy. Okay, he reckons, so he knows GB and Her Maj, but he doubles the bet on the strength that VB won't be known to His Holiness.
So we head for Vat City. VB goes inside. Ten minutes later, there he is on the balcony with His Holiness waving to the crowd. Strike me pink, says Thommo, writing his check on the broad back of a fella in front of him. The bloke turns round as says, "Who's that bloke up there with VB?"

Haha

 

[krisholio14]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

We were sitting down to lunch one day with an old friend, Thommo. He remarked that there was a lot of BS being written about VB on this site. VB wasn't famous at all, he said. I replied that VB was not only famous, but that every other famous person in the world called him a mate. I knew for a fact that he was on intimate terms with the President of the US, the Queen of England and the Pope.
BS, replied Thommo. So I bet him a lot of spondoolies I was right and he accepted the bet.
We took VB to the states and went along to Pennsylvania Avenue. VB said hi to the guards at the gate and they ushered him in without checking id or any of the usual guff.
Ten minutes later, there's VB and George strolling around the lawns, arm in arm in deep conversation.
We slipped across to the UK and VB strolled into Buck palace. Ten minutes later, Her Maj and VB appear on the balcony and wave to the crowd.
By this time Thommo's getting a bit edgy. Okay, he reckons, so he knows GB and Her Maj, but he doubles the bet on the strength that VB won't be known to His Holiness.
So we head for Vat City. VB goes inside. Ten minutes later, there he is on the balcony with His Holiness waving to the crowd. Strike me pink, says Thommo, writing his check on the broad back of a fella in front of him. The bloke turns round as says, "Who's that bloke up there with VB?"

$$$$$$$ ca ching!

 

[Gets!]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

The original vanBerloists were Gets!, Roosterlad, ICDM and Dandy_Go.

Fair to say it has spiralled out of control since then.

 

[The Magenius]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

The title of the first post is now "The Van-Bible" as requested.

Unfortunatly in this type of message board the title of the thread is not changing.

 

[Kildonan]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Title edited due to popular demand

 

[jc67]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Title edited due to popular demand

Change it back!

 

[Glenno23]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Change it back!

its Awesome!!!

This is where his disciples can come and pray to the great man!

I think we need some commandments too!

Any ideas?

 

[Cassius_Clay]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

The title of the first post is now "The Van-Bible" as requested.

Unfortunatly in this type of message board the title of the thread is not changing.

HAHAHA

 

[Leg_Spinning_Sensation]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Nathan Van Berlo's 10 commandments:

No footballer shall be better than Van Berlo

No woman shall resist Van Berlo's charm

Every positive feature of the World will be crdited to Van Berlo

Van Berlo shall smite all that say Judd is a better footballer than Van Berlo

Van Berlo is the creator of humans, supermodels, animals EXCEPT rats, Van Berlo hates rats.

Van Berlo's arch rival will always be Chris Judd

Van Berlo shall always be involved in debate of Hodge/Ball/Judd but he shall not be mentioned because he is a class above

Van Berlo shall choose any career he wants after football

Van Berlo must be called either Van Berlo, NVB, Sir or on Sundays Billy, Van Berlo loves the name Billy.

When Van Berlo 'rests' (dies in Normal man speak) he will have a holiday house in Hell because he enjoys the heat.

(C) LSS, I mean Van Berlo's drinking buddy

 

[Cassius_Clay]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Nathan Van Berlo's 10 commandments:

No footballer shall be better than Van Berlo

No woman shall resist Van Berlo's charm

Every positive feature of the World will be crdited to Van Berlo

Van Berlo shall smite all that say Judd is a better footballer than Van Berlo

Van Berlo is the creator of humans, supermodels, animals EXCEPT rats, Van Berlo hates rats.

Van Berlo's arch rival will always be Chris Judd

Van Berlo shall always be involved in debate of Hodge/Ball/Judd but he shall not be mentioned because he is a class above

Van Berlo shall choose any career he wants after football

Van Berlo must be called either Van Berlo, NVB, Sir or on Sundays Billy, Van Berlo loves the name Billy.

When Van Berlo 'rests' (dies in Normal man speak) he will have a holiday house in Hell because he enjoys the heat.

(C) LSS, I mean Van Berlo's drinking buddy

Nice

 

[fryingpan]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

the van bible!?

should have left it at all hail nathan van berlo.

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

I like "Nathan van Berlo > you"

 

[fryingpan]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

I like "Nathan van Berlo > you"

yeah! thats a good one

change it to this, or leave it at all hail nvb.

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

yeah! thats a good one

change it to this, or leave it at all hail nvb.

I agree

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

I'll support anything that keeps the thread rolling.....remember VB is watching

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

and listening...

 

[Stiffy_18]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

We were sitting down to lunch one day with an old friend, Thommo. He remarked that there was a lot of BS being written about VB on this site. VB wasn't famous at all, he said. I replied that VB was not only famous, but that every other famous person in the world called him a mate. I knew for a fact that he was on intimate terms with the President of the US, the Queen of England and the Pope.
BS, replied Thommo. So I bet him a lot of spondoolies I was right and he accepted the bet.
We took VB to the states and went along to Pennsylvania Avenue. VB said hi to the guards at the gate and they ushered him in without checking id or any of the usual guff.
Ten minutes later, there's VB and George strolling around the lawns, arm in arm in deep conversation.
We slipped across to the UK and VB strolled into Buck palace. Ten minutes later, Her Maj and VB appear on the balcony and wave to the crowd.
By this time Thommo's getting a bit edgy. Okay, he reckons, so he knows GB and Her Maj, but he doubles the bet on the strength that VB won't be known to His Holiness.
So we head for Vat City. VB goes inside. Ten minutes later, there he is on the balcony with His Holiness waving to the crowd. Strike me pink, says Thommo, writing his check on the broad back of a fella in front of him. The bloke turns round as says, "Who's that bloke up there with VB?"

Brilliant

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

I salute this powerful new thread name.

 

[fryingpan]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

I salute this powerful new thread name.

no no! the original one or "Van Berlo > You" replace you with earth even, this one doesn't even have van berlo's whole name in it!

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

I dont think the new name really captures the essence of the thread.

 

[Dandy_GO]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

This disunity in our ranks will not please the leader...

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

our ranks?

Its his ranks!