Player Watch Welcome to Richmond - Oliver Hayes-Brown (Category B Rookie)

[Karp3_dm]

Has he got any football experience?

 

[sanaya]

Has he got any football experience?

footy experience on his resume says

Richmond Football Club
31/8/2023-1/9/2023

 

[prodigy]

Oliver Hayes-Brown joins Richmond

Richmond has signed 208cm basketballer Oliver Hayes-Brown to its AFL list as a Category B Rookie.

www.richmondfc.com.au

 

[Truetiger]

Here he is

 

[tiger_tough]

He's already better than Colina

 

[Groupie_]

He's already better than Colina

wait till louie cuts his back out

 

[Grrr]

He's already better than Colina

More possessions than him already.

 

[A Tiger 4 lyf]

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Here he is

Needs to get started on those arms 24/7


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[tiger_tough]

More possessions than him already.

Can get off the ground too.

 

[rfctigerarmy]

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Here he is

Person taking the photo is actually 6ft tall... just shows how tall he is

 

[Coach_Required]

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Here he is

Needs to cut those sideburns

 

[Roachy8]

Boomers could have used him at the Worlds - reading about his epic rebounding ability - we got killed on the boards last week.

Anyway - as I always do for new Tigers, I wish him well...

 

[Harrison Bergeron]

Needs to get started on those arms 24/7


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As long as he remembers to swap over.

 

[_RT_]

Bradtke essentially delisted for this bloke to be listed.

 

[rfctigerarmy]

Bradtke essentially delisted for this bloke to be listed.

And what a listing it is

 

[Harrison Bergeron]

Bradtke essentially delisted for this bloke to be listed.

Had a free Cat B rookie spot so not really.

 

[A Tiger 4 lyf]

Favourite comment I’ve seen

“Did the club literally just pick him off swan st”

 

[Harrison Bergeron]

If he had sleeve tats and back framed glasses he'd be selling coffee or brewing some godawful IPA with a funky name - but at least he'd have a large collection of cool, mostly unplayed vinyl.

 

[_RT_]

Had a free Cat B rookie spot so not really.

Can only have so many total rookies. IIRC we had 9 total (8 normal & 1cat b), now we have 7 normal & 2 cat b.

We also have 32 senior listed at present, which leaves us with a total of 41, which means we have 3 senior list spots available

 

[Sir_Loin]

Needs to cut those sideburns

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If he gets rid of them I’m done with this club

 

[Groupie_]

 

[59Stanley]

He is large !

 

[Ma Xiao Long]

One of the worst haircuts I’ve ever seen

 

[Frustrated Tiger]

If he can get his back sorted I'm hearing we may look at signing another basketballer...formally of the 76's....

 

[Meteoric Rise]

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Here he is

Ok great picture so we can work out from this just how tall OHB actually is, rather than the Balme engineered approximation being published.

We can see next to him are the goal posts which I know for a fact are 35 feet high. They come to his belly button. His height should be roughly 1.6 x this. 35 x 1.6 = 56.

So we have legit just signed a 56 foot tall player that can jump. Nobody will beat us now.