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[scooterb]

that at least one part of your body itches.


pwnt

 

[blues4flag]

**** you.

 

[Ochre]

no it doesnt scoot

 

[Ochre]

oh **** you scoot

 

[Ochre]

ok its now up to 4 parts of my body

i really hate you scooter

 

[Power King]

that at least one part of your body itches.


pwnt

Whilst browsing big footy, I usually assume the instinctive position anyway:

 

[Ochre]

****

im up to 10 now

 

[DoubleO7]

Before I opened this thread, I scratched my arm. Some freaky Twilight Zone shit, man!

 

[Football God]

my arms wont stop itching. go **** yourself

 

[rossi]

in b4

You are now aware your jaw is a weight that you physically have to hold up

 

[rossi]

But seriously there are some good ones:

You are now aware you can't say Irish wristwatch

Dodge logo is daffy duck upside down

Bed is a bed:

Kakuna is wearing a tie:

 

[Football God]

in b4

You are now aware your jaw is a weight that you physically have to hold up

Wow. funny thing was after the first sentence i started reading it in a morgan freeman voice!

 

[ballanFYNE]

worked.

 

[Schulzenfest]

You are now blinking manually.

 

[Football God]

If you read this you are ghey as aidz.

 

[Scootyb]

you are now breathing manually

 

[The Dice Man]

I like The Final Countdown playing in my head.. I see Gob.

 

[Schulzenfest]

You now have 'I get knocked down! But I get up again! You're never gonna keep me down!' stuck in your head.

 

[Selective Retention]

That itch is actually a spider crawling on your skin

 

[Schulzenfest]

****, I just clicked on the link and got my own suggested song stuck in my head

 

[MF]

**** all 'yall

 

[DapperDon]

You wasted time reading this post thinking it would control you somehow.

Are you Morgan Freeman??

 

[Lensen]

The LG logo is just a tilted Pacman with the top of his mouth moved in slightly.