Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

[Flawed Genius]

Sorry FG. I can't do that. I just want the Pies to win by one point, which does nothing for their percentage and inflicts a bit more pain on *essendon.

BTW, I know we aren't supposed to take mods to task, but I felt in the sanctity of this thread we do need to keep spelling *essendon correctly as *essendon.

My most sincere apologies for the incorrect spelling, Horace.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

They're seventh as of now.

We're sixth.

Please stay that way.

 

[Hearts to hearts]

They're seventh as of now.

We're sixth.

Please stay that way.

If that is how we finished, we'd play them in an elimination final at the MCG. Nuts to that.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

If that is how we finished, we'd play them in an elimination final at the MCG. Nuts to that.

We own them at any time after round 1.

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

Do we get in trouble for calling them *Essendon in the MB?

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Do we get in trouble for calling them *Essendon in the MB?

I did with the *essendon, l just don't capitalise them now, l call them * on the rare occasion l'm in bay 13.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

They're seventh as of now.

We're sixth.

Please stay that way.

Oh god yeah please

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Oh god yeah please

Lance, when is the last time you have won outside of Round 1?

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Lance, when is the last time you have won outside of Round 1?

We've played you guys in years where we've been cooked.

I would be thrilled to get you week one. Thrilled. Wouldn't mind Port either, or Collingwood, or GC in Melbourne.

I think we'd do to you what we did in R1. There's nothing magical about R1

 

[hilly]

We've played you guys in years where we've been cooked.

Yeah there's always an excuse when we win a game. I heard the numerous Saints players had dry skin on the weekend, hence their loss.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

We've played you guys in years where we've been cooked.

I would be thrilled to get you week one. Thrilled. Wouldn't mind Port either, or Collingwood, or GC in Melbourne.

I think we'd do to you what we did in R1. There's nothing magical about R1

What makes you think you wouldn't be cooked come finals time?

 

[naturally north]

Oh god yeah please

We'd tan your Hird, I mean hide.

 

[Heaps of fun]

What's "cooked" slang for?

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Someone* is being pretty smug from someone whose club* is about to get reamed by ASADA. Enjoy for now. Sympathy for *.

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

Melbourne Storm took their medicine. * are trying to turn the medicine into more illegal drugs.

 

[NorthernLights]

We've played you guys in years where we've been cooked.

I would be thrilled to get you week one. Thrilled. Wouldn't mind Port either, or Collingwood, or GC in Melbourne.

I think we'd do to you what we did in R1. There's nothing magical about R1

Cooked = Your natural state. It's when you are up and about that is the rarity. We played like absolute s**t in round 1, anyone would have thumped us that night.

 

[Ry009]

They're seventh as of now.

We're sixth.

Please stay that way.

Yep, we'd be the first team outside the top 4 to get a week off in the finals under the current system.

 

[LT Smash]

What makes you think you wouldn't be cooked come finals time?

It's taken a few years but they've finally figured out the correct dosages.

 

[tazaa]

It's taken a few years but they've finally figured out the correct dosages.

It goes 3 months on, 1 month off 3 months on. Thats how the Cats did it. Bomber knows well.

 

[MaddAdam]

I'd be wary of getting them first week. They'd be all fired up with their bullshit about "This is for the stolen series last year".

Anyway, I reckon we'll finish 5th, probably cop a washed out Collingwood.

Stick it up FIGJAM, much better.

 

[Horace]

With apologies to Paul Simon.

The new *essendon theme song as composed by any one of 34 *essendon players from 2012. (For some reason or other *dyson *heppell springs to mind singing this song.)

ASADA, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily
Oh, ASADA, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please to go away

ASADA, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily
Oh, ASADA, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please to go away
Please go away

Taking drugs in the afternoon with Danksy
Up in my bedroom (taking drugs)
I got up to wash my face
When I come back to bed
*hirdy's taken my place

ASADA, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily
Oh, ASADA, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please to go away
Please go away

Jubilation, *hirdy loves me again,
I fall on the floor and I'm laughing,
Jubilation, *hirdy loves me again,
I fall on the floor and I'm laughing

For those who are too young to have heard this song back in 1970 (I think) when it was first recorded, here is a link to a recent version.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2e1Rpn5WGs

(Well I hope it works.)

 

[MaddAdam]

http://www.heraldscotland.com/sport...to-stage-protest-at-opening-ceremony.24735084

 

[Jab]

We've played you guys in years where we've been cooked.

 

[Only Forwards]

We've played you guys in years where we've been cooking up.

EFA

 

[blackshadow]

http://www.heraldscotland.com/sport...to-stage-protest-at-opening-ceremony.24735084

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