Pets Things that please me

[BotsMaster]

Went for to coles for a rare mid morning shop. I should do this more often.

- numerous hot young mums strutting around in tights
- old cantankerous bastards not able to use the self serve (whilst i strolled through with my cereal and various other stuff in less than a minute)
- the hilarity of watching idiots not able to reverse park into an area you could fit a jumbo jet
- some old bloke complaining about the price of fruit clearly unaware to its fluctuating values according to seasons

all in all it was a very entertaining half an hour.

This is what makes going to the supermarket worthwhile (as long as nobody holds up the self-serve of course) and sometimes you get the pleasure of watching parents lose their s**t at their kids for being little shits.

 

[Papa Juggs]

It pleases me that SG's old man is a full screaming, shouting, bitter after losses, drunken Hawks supporter.

Anybody that doesn't support the team their old man supports is a bad person with concessions allowed for those that support the same team as mum because they don't have a good relationship with their dad.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Comma please...

 

[EdgeOfReason]

It pleases me that SG's old man is a full screaming, shouting, bitter after losses, drunken Hawks supporter.

Anybody that doesn't support the team their old man supports is a bad person with concessions allowed for those that support the same team as mum because they don't have a good relationship with their dad.

What if no-one else in your family follows any sport at all?

 

[Shell]

It pleases me that SG's old man is a full screaming, shouting, bitter after losses, drunken Hawks supporter.

Anybody that doesn't support the team their old man supports is a bad person with concessions allowed for those that support the same team as mum because they don't have a good relationship with their dad.

That, would definitely apply to me.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

No real supporter would allow their kid to support another team

 

[peternorth]

No real supporter would allow their kid to support another team

it opens the vexed issue of overseas teams. if father doesnt support a team in a particular sporting code league, what does it mean for offspring?

 

[Gough]

My old man doesn't even follow footy, which makes the signed Buddy guernsey in his wine cellar all the more curious.

 

[BotsMaster]

Anybody that doesn't support the team their old man supports is a bad person with concessions allowed for those that support the same team as mum because they don't have a good relationship with their dad.

Well that must mean I am a very bad person because both my parents support Collingwood

 

[Quivorir]

Took Mila to her first footy match yesterday.

Made it to quarter time before she crashed but woke up for the 4th. Got a footy, got on TV (massive camel toe included) and got tickled by Luke McDonald. Also got to see her team thrash the Lions. Good first outing.

 

[Quivorir]

Well that must mean I am a very bad person because both my parents support Collingwood

Aha!

That explains your boganism.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Took Mila to her first footy match yesterday.

Made it to quarter time before she crashed but woke up for the 4th. Got a footy, got on TV (massive camel toe included) and got tickled by Luke McDonald. Also got to see her team thrash the Lions. Good first outing.

This would go under "things I don't understand".

Why bother taking her? She won't remember. Unless you couldn't find a babysitter, don't really get the hassle.

This also applies to people who take kids overseas or traveling with them. Kids never really enjoy it at that age, extra hassle and money and stress.

 

[Quivorir]

Literally zero hassle in taking her. And I got a footy out of it.

 

[Gough]

Part of the fun of being a parent I reckon, it's probably not so much the kid enjoying it, it's the parents enjoying being round the kid.

 

[peternorth]

Took Mila to her first footy match yesterday.

Made it to quarter time before she crashed but woke up for the 4th. Got a footy, got on TV (massive camel toe included) and got tickled by Luke McDonald. Also got to see her team thrash the Lions. Good first outing.

what?

 

[BotsMaster]

Aha!

That explains your boganism.

Very rich comment from some dero who lives in Cranbourne and drives a falcodore

 

[Quivorir]

what?

Pants were riding so far up her nappy

 

[Quivorir]

what?

You know what? Have a photo to explain

 

[Gough]

Lol.

 

[peternorth]

im speechless

same height as s00z

 

[Big Sauce 21]

hahahaha

 

[Gough]

Probably worth saving that one for her 21st.

 

[Quivorir]

Probably worth saving that one for her 21st.

Yeah I said that to the Mrs as well

 

[Shell]

Lmao, that is just wrong. So wrong.

 

[BALKAN]

Goddamit Quiv now a baby's camel toe is something that is a part of my consciousness