I did not expect to be prescient. If I knew I could tell the future I'd get Tattslotto right.However, don't worry too much. Someone else will screw up spectacularly soon enough off the field and bring his club front page bad press. It is only a matter of time. If he were still playing, Fev would rescue you: he was good at being a dill where alcohol was concerned. Then again, Dustin Martin may decide to take his chopsticks elsewhere. There are plenty of contenders to get you guys off the front page for at least a little while.
However, I am sure all of Essendon will be thanking Collingwood for their endless favours in recent days.