Society & Culture Things that Shit me part X- The Tenth edition!

[Ted38]

Don't hang in the same circles, however I've had no problems tellin' others to their face.

This is one of my pet hates.

Do you think he's behaved honorably Ted?

I think him and those like him are immature turds, the types that probably sleep with the light on. If it was one of my 5 daughters he was doing it too then a little serve of agro would be coming his way.

 

[Gasometer]

Didn't win $70 million.

All your old mates coming out wanting a slice of my $100 million next Wednesday.

 

[Gasometer]

Struggling a bit with this trick or treat shit coming to my door tonight?

Hows anyone else travelling?

 

[Quivorir]

Not one person.

 

[CLUBMEDhurst]

zilch (lucky for them)

 

[Igloo]

No one. The only kid that lives near me is a 4 year old though, so not many chances. I have nothing to give anyway.

 

[Caesar]

Am housesitting for my parents and have had about 5 knocks on the door. Am hiding out in the living room with all the lights off.

 

[GOAUS!]

Had 3 groups come by tonight. Which is a 3 more than the last few years, we used to get upwards of 6 about 8 years ago.

 

[Simple Jack]

Not one. If it was happening regularly I'd probably print out a map of Australia, draw a big arrow+'YOU ARE HERE' on it and put it on the door.

 

[dales.girl38]

We had one kid, which means we now have 11 spare chocolates to be consumed

 

[zimma]

Am housesitting for my parents and have had about 5 knocks on the door. Am hiding out in the living room with all the lights off.

Good option, can't stand the concept one year i was home alone on Halloween, put a sign up on the working doorbell saying "I don't work use other doorbell", the other doorbell has no batteries in it. Peace and quiet.

 

[The Passenger]

We had one kid, which means we now have 11 spare chocolates to be consumed

that's the spirit. really no downside.

either you make a kid happy (no pedo), or you have a lot of chocolate to get stuck into....

winning all round.

 

[Igloo]

Now I feel like chocolate. Too late to throw a sheet over my head and knock on the door of the only 2 houses near me?

 

[Caesar]

Now I feel like chocolate. Too late to throw a sheet over my head and knock on the door of the only 2 houses near me?

As long as they're not black people.

 

[Igloo]

As long as they're not black people.

Bravo, Caesar. Bravo

 

[zimma]

Yes you wouldn't want to "spook" them too much...

I'll just go see myself out now...

 

[ioppolo]

My area is dominated by kids aged 8-12, unfortunately for them we had grocery shopping to do.

 

[Off The Couch]

Gasometer - we are all your friends in here

 

[Quivorir]

Think its only Wednesday and realising its Thursday.

 

[grimface_87]

Think its only Wednesday and realising its Thursday.

'Things that please me'?

 

[Quivorir]

'Things that please me'?

Derp, wrong one

 

[Gubbz]

because you're tall?
people always ask me "how's the weather up here?"

"Fair - just like our prices"

 

[iGNITER]

When you go to the fridge to get one of YOUR beers and someone has drank them without replacing them.

 

[Caesar]

I think it's appropriate. Usually when I find out there's one less day in the week than I thought, I have a panic attack.

 

[I bleed Blue]

Think its only Wednesday and realising its Thursday.

Waking up and thinking its Friday and then realising its only Thursday