Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[dav3]

Does that mean CRowie is really Cornes.

 

[Asgardian]

Hey ................... no fair ...

Using the Beatles is my routine. ...

 

[Jumbo]

Hey ................... no fair ...

Using the Beatles is my routine. ...

 

[Portmanteau]

Graham Cornes reworded last Saturday's article about the Crows and Tippett. Is he a journalist or the Crows defense counsel? He is in contempt of Port.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Graham Cornes can eat shit.

 

[*PAF]

Graham Cornes can eat shit.

Is he Olsen's office cleaner?

 

[Asgardian]

Graham Cornes can eat shit.

He can coz he does, verbal diarrhoea & constipation of the brain

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Mark Aiston's something so small put down made it into an international compilation of News Anchor fails (at about 4.40)

 

[Oliver King]

Ah, never gets old.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Aiston walking into a pole would be bloody funny - 'So Keith do you agree Port are cash strapped, so you agree with people who say the club is close to going under, do you think you are a drain on the SAN ... *crack* ohhhh that hurt, that really hurt ...'.

But then I always was partial to a bit of slapstick.

 

[Oliver King]

But instead of Keith asking if he's OK afterwards, he'd definitely have to just keep walking.

 

[Janey]

But instead of Keith asking if he's OK afterwards, he'd definitely have to just keep walking.

while laughing hysterically on the inside

 

[drcollossimo]

Mark Aiston's something so small put down made it into an international compilation of News Anchor fails (at about 4.40)

Seriously guys from 1:40 to about 1:48 so so so funny.....

 

[Macca19]

Im too busy looking at the cleavage

 

[Natman]

Im too busy looking at the cleavage

Make sure that it is a quick look and then look away. Just like looking at the sun.

 

[blackdiamond]

Just waiting for the Crows to come out of this relatively unscathed and both licenses being handed over to the AFL shortly after.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Im too busy looking at the cleavage

Between this and the Promises song in the other thread it's been a busty day.

 

[finbarr]

Between this and the Promises song in the other thread it's been a busty day.

Did someone post 'Baby It's You'?

 

[Steve Dore]

Graham Cornes reworded last Saturday's article about the Crows and Tippett. Is he a journalist or the Crows defense counsel? He is in contempt of Port.

He is not a journalist. His column in Saturday's 'Tiser is an opinion piece. His affiliation with the Cows as an Adelaide Football Club Ambassador should be declared at the end of the article to give the reader the correct perspective on his opinion.

Interesting that with all that happened in the sporting world last week all Wrinkles could find to write an opinion on was a rehash of his opinion of the previous Saturday that the Cows should not be penalised for draft tampering and salary cap rorting and that Tippex made them do it.

 

[Schulzenfest]

I had my final exam for the year today and I managed to slip in a disparaging remark about the Advertiser. You should all be proud.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I had my final exam for the year today and I managed to slip in a disparaging remark about the Advertiser. You should all be proud.

for you GP.

And good luck with your results.

 

[Mufc1975]

I had my final exam for the year today and I managed to slip in a disparaging remark about the Advertiser. You should all be proud.

you should get 100% just for that

 

[Powerstufff]

I had my final exam for the year today and I managed to slip in a disparaging remark about the Advertiser. You should all be proud.

What sort of points do we give you for trickiness? For example maths exam (10) ..>.....>.... journalism (1).

 

[*PAF]

I had my final exam for the year today and I managed to slip in a disparaging remark about the Advertiser. You should all be proud.

Depends on whether it was DTesque or not.

He would write something along the lines of:
What was once believed to be the jewel in the crown of SA media is now widely regarded as being no better than the seed of a Carpentaria palm emerging from the rear end of a flying fox shortly after a meal.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Depends on whether it was DTesque or not.

He would write something along the lines of:
What was once believed to be the jewel in the crown of SA media is now widely regarded as being no better than the seed of a Carpentaria palm emerging from the rear end of a flying fox shortly after a meal.

tribey would have some obscure references to South Australian pop culture that most people would have to google to get.