Society & Culture Things in life you just don't understand

[Shell]

There was one the other night who drank blood- 7 litres a week. Ugh.

Probably still better for you than coke tho.

 

[Shell]

That show is nuts! I've seen a few that were especially memorable. Lots of eating things (Ajax, catfood, tyres, face mask cream etc.) The weirdest ones are where people fall in love with inanimate objects. I've seen people obsessed with balloons, pool toys and another guy who 'had relations' with his car

Exhaust pipe?

Petrol tank?

 

[Catfish Alley]

Exhaust pipe?

Petrol tank?

Not sure what he was doing. He was laying underneath the hood like a mechanic and just kissing the bumper.

 

[Shell]

Not sure what he was doing. He was laying underneath the hood like a mechanic and just kissing the bumper.

That doesnt sound like "relations" to me. Perhaps it was the 'g' version for the cameras

I cant believe these people let themselves be filmed. Can you imagine an Aussie version of "My Crazy Addiction"- there's no way it would get off the ground, lol.

 

[BotsMaster]

Bahahaha. I will forever remember that toilet paper ep- that was the first one I ever saw. I almost had to turn it off, kept dry retching or at least felt like dry retching.

The one where the woman ate her husband (cremated husband) I reckon was the saddest. no1. she got the whole episode devoted to herself (usually there's two cases shown), and no2. she had to have serious help, i think she was checked into a mental hospital it was that bad.

He will come out some time.

 

[Fire Storm]

I just don't understand why Jack didnt just swim around looking for some wreckage, or.....horrible as it sounds....take a life jacket off a floating corpse? Gotta do what you gotta do to survive.

Then Jack and Rose could've been together and lived a happy life and I wouldn't have been bawling my eyes out at the end.

 

[The Passenger]

I just don't understand why Jack didnt just swim around looking for some wreckage, or.....horrible as it sounds....take a life jacket off a floating corpse? Gotta do what you gotta do to survive.

Then Jack and Rose could've been together and lived a happy life and I wouldn't have been bawling my eyes out at the end.

i am jacks piss weak will to survive

 

[The Passenger]

i am jacks floating corpse

 

[Fire Storm]

Ok....weird.

 

[Dagless]

That doesnt sound like "relations" to me. Perhaps it was the 'g' version for the cameras

I cant believe these people let themselves be filmed. Can you imagine an Aussie version of "My Crazy Addiction"- there's no way it would get off the ground, lol.

 

[Poseidon]

I just don't understand why Jack didnt just swim around looking for some wreckage, or.....horrible as it sounds....take a life jacket off a floating corpse? Gotta do what you gotta do to survive.

Then Jack and Rose could've been together and lived a happy life and I wouldn't have been bawling my eyes out at the end.

He was freezing and sensed his imminent death and wanted to spend his final moments with the love of his life rather than scrounging around looking for a corpse with a life jacket.

 

[Marklar_33]

There was one the other night who drank blood- 7 litres a week. Ugh.

When you cut your finger, do you put it in your mouth? I do, people think I'm weird...

The one where the woman ate her husband (cremated husband) I reckon was the saddest. no1. she got the whole episode devoted to herself (usually there's two cases shown), and no2. she had to have serious help, i think she was checked into a mental hospital it was that bad.

Gee, I have enough trouble getting my wife to swallow me while alive!

I just don't understand why Jack didnt just swim around looking for some wreckage, or.....horrible as it sounds....take a life jacket off a floating corpse? Gotta do what you gotta do to survive.

Better still, simply lie on a floating corpse in a life jacket!

 

[Plugger35]

I just don't understand why Jack didnt just swim around looking for some wreckage, or.....horrible as it sounds....take a life jacket off a floating corpse? Gotta do what you gotta do to survive.

Then Jack and Rose could've been together and lived a happy life and I wouldn't have been bawling my eyes out at the end.

I've got good news, Jack survived and has changed his name to Jay Gatsby.

Looks like him and Rose have broken up though, so much for that happy life together.

 

[Marklar_33]

Probably not the first man to sink an ocean liner and fake his own death to get out of breaking up with a girl...

...I bet he kept the picture though

 

[Plugger35]

Probably not the first man to sink an ocean liner and fake his own death to get out of breaking up with a girl...

...I bet he kept the picture though

Pretty clever, he probably fleeced Rose of all her money too.

Now he's living the playboy lifestyle in the 1920s.

 

[The Passenger]

Ok....weird.

 

[zimma]

Not sure what he was doing. He was laying underneath the hood like a mechanic and just kissing the bumper.

Is that the guy who had a beetle or something, so bought from memory some kind of pontiac to try being in a relationship with a "male" car? Think i recall if it's that one he actually did penetrate the exhaust and uh... rub against the car until climax.

 

[Simple Jack]

He was freezing and sensed his imminent death and wanted to spend his final moments with the love of his life rather than scrounging around looking for a corpse with a life jacket.

Not like he would have had to do much scrounging. There were corpses everywhere!

 

[zimma]

Pretty clever, he probably fleeced Rose of all her money too.

Now he's living the playboy lifestyle in the 1920s.

So at what point does he become a racist plantation owner?

 

[Plugger35]

So at what point does he become a racist plantation owner?

He must have discovered a time machine to travel back to before the Civil War, pretty amazing life he's had.

 

[Marklar_33]

Not sure they're in sequence, cause I'm pretty sure Mr Gatsby ends up getting in strife writing fake cheques...

 

[Simple Jack]

Not sure they're in sequence, cause I'm pretty sure Mr Gatsby ends up getting in strife writing fake cheques...

And then when he gets out he continues on a life of crime and starts breaking into peoples dreams.

 

[Plugger35]

And then when he gets out he continues on a life of crime and starts breaking into peoples dreams.

He also murders his wife and ends up in an insane asylum on an island thinking he's a US Marshal solving his own crime.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

There are some ****ed up people out there

 

[Falchoon]

He must have discovered a time machine to travel back to before the Civil War, pretty amazing life he's had.

If he had a time machine he'd go back to before 'The Beach' and not do it, not even in a dream.