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Wee bit rapey actually
Society & Culture Don't touch my stuff thread
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Wee bit rapey actually
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It's half rape half legend. Brilliant.
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my bitch be doing this too.
"I made enough for me. I asked if you wanted some. I'm not giving you any of mine because I made the exact amount that i want."
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Don't touch my food if I've already offered to buy you your own, of the same thing, and you rejected it.
'No, I don't want any, I'll just have half of yours.' Get out of it!
'No, I don't want any, I'll just have half of yours.' Get out of it!
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I went to the pub earlier today and played two-up. Some hottie walked up next to me and put her **** all over my elbow and arm. Twice. Sometimes people can touch my shit.
Got to say, not many posts here resonate with. I don't have a problem with people touching my shit. Probably why I wasn't aware people get the shits when people touch their stuff.
Got to say, not many posts here resonate with. I don't have a problem with people touching my shit. Probably why I wasn't aware people get the shits when people touch their stuff.
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Groping a sleeping woman's breast is "legend"?
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Don't touch my garbage bins...I want my bins emptied every week, so don't touch them ffs.
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Don't help yourself to my beer fridge.
(Unless of course you take the random light beer that's been in there for years)
(Unless of course you take the random light beer that's been in there for years)
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Don't touch my spectacles, or try them on. They are not a toy. I am unable to see properly without them.
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To that arseh*le who hit my ball yesterday while playing golf, let me repeat myself.
"DON"T TOUCH MY F%^KN BALL, YOU DIPS%^T!!!!!!!! "
"DON"T TOUCH MY F%^KN BALL, YOU DIPS%^T!!!!!!!! "
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Dont touch my stuff while standing next to me in the mens room.
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Don't touch another man's dog? I personally don't mind, but I've seen a few people get teary when people pat their dogs.
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I've seen guys react badly to other guys touching their pussy.
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never touch a black man's radio
Don't touch my ****ing tools kids. You don't return them and you leave them on the lawn and it rains. Then when I want to use it I can't find it, and when I finally do, the tool is ****ed and so are the blades on my lawn mower 
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Unless you actually know what you're doing, don't touch my guitars/amps/pedals etc. ****ing annoying.
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I never knew this but learnt recently a lot of guys are like "don't touch my BBQ bro" and "I'm the only person allowed to cook on this bad boy". Doesn't bother me none because you won't find me trying to use any one else's barbie and I'm quite happy if someone cooks on mine.
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Ok, I've found something that bothers me when people touch:
Don't touch my toaster bro!
Or more to the point "Don't touch my toaster bitch!"
I have my toaster set to toast bread perfectly. It's like you can change the set and just put it back to where it was and leave of from where you were before. You have to fiddle with it over time to find that right spot again. Sometimes my sister in law comes over and changes it to toast her bread faster. F***ing in laws are a bunch of domestic ******s. Runs in their family. They peg their pegs on the line so you can't slide them out the way. wtf? Find the most inefficient way how to do housework? They're on it.
Don't touch my toaster bro!
Or more to the point "Don't touch my toaster bitch!"
I have my toaster set to toast bread perfectly. It's like you can change the set and just put it back to where it was and leave of from where you were before. You have to fiddle with it over time to find that right spot again. Sometimes my sister in law comes over and changes it to toast her bread faster. F***ing in laws are a bunch of domestic ******s. Runs in their family. They peg their pegs on the line so you can't slide them out the way. wtf? Find the most inefficient way how to do housework? They're on it.
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In 4 years at my workplace, I've only ever had a pen long enough for it to run out once. Don't touch my ****ing pens!
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Don't touch my guitars when you come over to my house.
While you're mucking around pretending to be a rockstar, I'm pissing my pants thinking about the posibility that you're about to smash a $1000 instrument on a doorframe.
While you're mucking around pretending to be a rockstar, I'm pissing my pants thinking about the posibility that you're about to smash a $1000 instrument on a doorframe.
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Every ****ing time.
Even worse is:
"Do you want one?"
"No I'll just have some of yours"
