Random thoughts not worthy of a thread (Part I)

[utility]

On a lighter note, I went to the Vic Market this morning to buy some nuts and dried fruits with a budget of $50. After weighing up the six bags it came in at...$50.02!

Winning.

 

[numchuks]

On a lighter note, I went to the Vic Market this morning to buy some nuts and dried fruits with a budget of $50. After weighing up the six bags it came in at...$50.02!

Winning.

I just buy nuts at Safeways and scan them through as watermelon.

3kg of nuts for $3.

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[King Corey]

Random thread has suddenly taken a sharp Fritzl turn...

 

[Vaple]

It was inevitable really

 

[numchuks]

A true blue dinky di patriot.

 

[Mr Reliable]

I'd like to say
- to Lavy_Panther: the magistrate is not going to accept the claim that you were behind her on an escalator looking up at her shoes.
- to The Other Dean: I too followed the link but couldn't find the headless woman in a bikini, just a page of shoes.
- to utility: I like the description "ex-girlfriend" in terms of the woman without a head. Reminds me of the dead parrot sketch.

 

[Mr Reliable]

I just buy nuts at Safeways and scan them through as watermelon.

3kg of nuts for $3.

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Don't do that for the cashews - it'd be a capital offence.

 

[Gasometer]

It's already Thursday, where is the game day thread?

I see wat u did there.

 

[Tas]

https://thevalleyreport.com/2016/04...ating-on-boss-desk-after-winning-the-lottery/

 

[numchuks]

https://thevalleyreport.com/2016/04...ating-on-boss-desk-after-winning-the-lottery/

The hero we need, not the one we deserve.

 

[goalieboy82]

2500 post!

 

[The Other Dean]

Random thread has suddenly taken a sharp Fritzl turn...

While I didn't think I'd be the one to do it, in hindsight I probably represented pretty decent value as a 10-1 outside chance.

I'd like to say
- The Other Dean: I too followed the link but couldn't find the headless woman in a bikini, just a page of shoes.

I feel your pain, Mr R. My pc had that same problem a while back.

Just go to - Menu > Control Panel > Settings > Internet Options > Internet Security

Click the Advanced tab, and then check the 'Enable images of headless women in bikinis' box, and you should be right to go.

 

[kangaspurs]

fool DarkPhoenix

http://au.ign.com/articles/2016/04/29/the-wheel-of-time-will-be-adapted-as-a-tv-series

 

[DarkPhoenix]

fool DarkPhoenix

http://au.ign.com/articles/2016/04/29/the-wheel-of-time-will-be-adapted-as-a-tv-series

Yeah. Theyve been talking about it for a while. It's a worry. As much as I'd love to see it made into a TV show I feel it won't be able to do it anywhere near justice

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Found out from someone tonight that my old management team at <Workplace> are talking shit about me to the DEPT making me out to be a bad person because they had an article published in the paper about their work practices... An article I had nothing to do with and never gave my permission to be published (I was never named)

 

[Only Forwards]

Found out from someone tonight that my old management team at <Workplace> are talking shit about me to the DEPT making me out to be a bad person because they had an article published in the paper about their work practices... An article I had nothing to do with and never gave my permission to be published (I was never named)

Your workplace sound like douchecanoes

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Your workplace sound like douchecanoes

Former now, but means i'm not there to defend myself, so they're just going open slather.

They're being careful not to name me by name, but they've made sure everyone knows who they're talking about

 

[Only Forwards]

Former now, but means i'm not there to defend myself, so they're just going open slather.

They're being careful not to name me by name, but they've made sure everyone knows who they're talking about

Arseholes.

 

[giantroo]

Anyone else have the new emoticons?

 

[Firestarter]

Anyone else have the new emoticons?


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Thought I just missed what was always there.

 

[Gasometer]

Ah yes I wondered what they were on the phone last night. .thought it was an error.

More toys for IUB to **** up this board with. ..lol...
@IschenkoUBeauty

 

[Arden]

Anyone else have the new emoticons?


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No seagull. I am disappoint.

 

[kangaspurs]

Gold Coast are down by 83 points at 3 quarter time and you can still get better odds on them winning than you could get for Leicester City winning the Premier League at the start of the season.

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

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[see see]

Is it just me, or have this year's "crisis at Punt Rd" calls started a couple of weeks earlier than usual?