Official Match Thread Season 24, Round 10: East Side Hawks vs Gumbies FFC at Waverley Park

[Agent93]

spookism thinks horses having steering wheels.

Fryer Tuck uses chocolate teapots.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

spookism thinks horses having steering wheels.

I hear he also thinks he's bilingual because he can speak baby talk.

 

[Agent93]

*s******

Racist.

 

[Agent93]

I hear he also thinks he's bilingual because he can speak baby talk.

Some say that he lives in a tree, and his sweat could be used to clean precious metals.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

The Official Team Sheet of the East Side Hawks
Round 10​

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B: go you pups - Marklar_33 - Keg on legs
HB: Milera2Betts - Eagling - Egga
C: Agent93 - Loonerty - tgrs
HF: Biggie - BigJoeD_ - Brown Bottle
F: larrikin - BRAB - DapperJong
R: spookism - brahj - The Filth Wizard

INT: Karnezis_13 - Mr Eagle

Changes (none)​

That's just the way it is
Things will never be the same
That's just the way it is
Aww yeah​

 

[Agent93]

Alas, where for art thou Mr Eagle ? What political scandal has claimed your internet access and forced you to the interchange bench?

Filthy - some more thoughts on our rubbish logo: does it have some hidden meaning, like a treasure map? Or is it a topographical map of some sort where the eye is a volcano or something?

 

[tgrs]

spookism seems like a creative guy

horses having wheels has me happily puzzled

 

[tgrs]

Alas, where for art thou Mr Eagle ? What political scandal has claimed your internet access and forced you to the interchange bench?

Filthy - some more thoughts on our rubbish logo: does it have some hidden meaning, like a treasure map? Or is it a topographical map of some sort where the eye is a volcano or something?

Maybe there is an X which marks the way to the permanent adoption of the infinitely superior

Honestly should be the real one

 

[06Premiers]

Currently Free Ballin' in honour of Tom.

I assumed you were an American Girl.

 

[GWBogan]

I assumed you were an American Girl.

He or she won't back down.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

He or she won't back down.

Don’t do him or her like that.

 

[Agent93]

Don’t do him or her like that.

I fear these puns have come to the end of the line.

 

[tgrs]

I fear these puns have come to the end of the line.

These are all puns?
If i go back, am I gonna get it!?

 

[GWBogan]

I fear these puns have come to the end of the line.

You don't know how it feels.

 

[06Premiers]

You don't know how it feels.

Maybe you should roll another joint and turn the radio loud?

 

[GWBogan]

Maybe you should roll another joint and turn the radio loud?

It's too hard to roll a fatty with Gumby hands, so I'll just go with the good ol' fashioned bong rip.

 

[06Premiers]

It's too hard to roll a fatty with Gumby hands, so I'll just go with the good ol' fashioned bong rip.

It's what we'll all be doing come Sunday night, celebrating another victory!

 

[StFly]

Grow up.

Not all it's cracked up to be, you get hair in places where you really shouldn't and it comes with 120% more responsibilities.

Well, if there's one club that will snap me out of my funk it's the Gumbies. I've owned them for years.

Wait, they're actually called the Gumbies again?

Ima gun need me some new material

Except I still have fond memories of winning a flag after not once, not twice, but thrice ejecting your mob on the way whilst I believe the general thoughts from the Hawks was "but it's unfair, we're clearly better than everyone despite being pantsed multiple times and legitimately". Which we of course all laughed at, as is good and proper.

Fun times, too bad this is regular season where your chests are all puffed out, the strut is real before the inevitable let down of once again not being good enough sets in.

I mean hey, at least you aren't the Dragons and act competently only to shit yourselves at the mere mention of finals.

What? Did you think they just put the 12 teams into an RNG, and pick the first eight teams to make the finals series?

... Wait...

I envision more a spinning dart board on treads and Boonie with a tinnie in one hand, blind folded attempting to hit Sutherland and instead striking the board as it is strategically shifted towards the fridge for every refresher.

You're right, this comp is meaningless and we're all just wasting our time posting for shits and gigs.

I agree, hence the what, 3 year absence.

Maybe there is an X which marks the way to the permanent adoption of the infinitely superior

Honestly should be the real one

You're overthinking it. Think teen in the 90's instead wishing it was the 80's.

 

[Noobz0r]

Rumour has it that a change in the Gumbies midfield is looming. Golumless to tag The Filth Wizard.

 

[tgrs]

Rumour has it that a change in the Gumbies midfield is looming. Golumless to tag The Filth Wizard.

Can't wait for that exciting post

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Rumour has it that a change in the Gumbies midfield is looming. Golumless to tag The Filth Wizard.

Super idea if he's your actual tagger.

 

[Marklar_33]

One of my many former clubs

 

[Golumless]

Rumour has it that a change in the Gumbies midfield is looming. Golumless to tag The Filth Wizard.

That's certainly a bold move, make your best midfielder tag an opposition spud.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

That's certainly a bold move, make your best midfielder tag an opposition spud.

I was player of the week two weeks back but I'm not who you guys tag.

 

[Golumless]

I was player of the week two weeks back but I'm not who you guys tag.

Now I just feel wasted

One of my many former clubs

Well if it isn't one of my many former teammates.

(Also D'backs suck and are going to lose the wild card match )