Vintage Bay Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2018

[Schulzenfest]

On about the same level as Kerridge I would have thought. One but not both perhaps.

O'Shea wasn't in the top 200 in the AFL for average disposals but was 7th for average clangers. Add that to his uselessness in one-on-one contests as a defender and he was clearly worse than Kerridge. He was worse than pretty much everyone.

 

[WillHayward]

Already too many Doggies in the Top 50.
5 already which seems over representative.
Some valuable spots have been wasted on Doggies in my humble opinion.
Webb, Honeychurch and Biggs are pretty weak entries which could have been used on high profile/high draft pick spuds like Boak, Wingard, McCartin etc etc

 

[RAPPA]

O'Shea probably isn't high profile enough to get a ranking this late but the bloke legitimately had one of the absolute worst AFL seasons of all time. Definitely should've cracked the 50 at some point.

He was woeful for the northern blues, butchering just about every uncontested touch he had. And yet, when given a second lifeline he managed to be much worse.

 

[Chief]

Already too many Doggies in the Top 50.
5 already which seems over representative.
Some valuable spots have been wasted on Doggies in my humble opinion.
Webb, Honeychurch and Biggs are pretty weak entries which could have been used on high profile/high draft pick spuds like Boak, Wingard, McCartin etc etc

Mofra do you have a People’s Choice award?

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Mofra do you have a People’s Choice award?

The compulsory Jack Watts poll option would take a hammering

 

[yyou]

Mofra should really do an all time bottom 50

At the very least a team of the year, but how about a bottom 50 of the decade soon?

 

[Mundusa]

Already too many Doggies in the Top 50.
5 already which seems over representative.
Some valuable spots have been wasted on Doggies in my humble opinion.
Webb, Honeychurch and Biggs are pretty weak entries which could have been used on high profile/high draft pick spuds like Boak, Wingard, McCartin etc etc

How are Boak and Wingard spuds?

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Meh Boaky is a champ but I can see a case being made for him in the bottom 50 for his in game output as a captain

 

[Starburns_]

What's with all the random Pufferfish all of a sudden?

Already too many Doggies in the Top 50.
5 already which seems over representative.
Some valuable spots have been wasted on Doggies in my humble opinion.
Webb, Honeychurch and Biggs are pretty weak entries which could have been used on high profile/high draft pick spuds like Boak, Wingard, McCartin etc etc

Mof provides us with so much lulz in the thread I think we can allow him 2 or 3 cathartic vents over his own team.

Plus Boyd will make it 6 Dogs.

 

[76woodenspooners]

Cameron Wood shouldn't be mentioned among Thomas, Stephens and Malthouse considering you guys delisted him and Carlton picked him up in the PSD a year later

... which is different to Malthouse how?

If you want to argue that Cameron Wood shouldn’t be mentioned because (unlike all others) he was never any good, then yeah, that would be a fair observation.

 

[____]

... which is different to Malthouse how?

If you want to argue that Cameron Wood shouldn’t be mentioned because (unlike all others) he was never any good, then yeah, that would be a fair observation.

Wood got drafted there, Malthouse chose to go to Carlton, although I do get where you're coming from now.

It was funny though us getting a first rounder from you guys for Wood but then we had to * it up by trading it for Travis Johnstone.

 

[PT Bar None]

The compulsory Jack Watts poll option would take a hammering

Much like Jack's nighttime companions

 

[TedDougChris]

Much like Jack's nighttime companions

I’d be backing that Watts needs to go ‘harder, for longer.....’ in the bedroom as well....

 

[Ant_]

I'll laugh if boyd is not in

 

[Starburns_]

I'll laugh if boyd is not in

Reckon this was the biggest hint that it's coming:

Will Langford played one good game (a Grand Final) which covers a multitude of sins for a while, but not forever.

Plus excluding Boyd will never be anywhere near as hilarious as it was in 2016.

 

[joop]

Surely McCartin & Boyd are the top 2?

 

[iBeng]

I still find it amazing the Lions only have ONE person so far, and that person got delisted this season.

Two ex-Lions made the list though. So theres that.

 

[leobarryustar]

I still find it amazing the Lions only have ONE person so far, and that person got delisted this season.

Two ex-Lions made the list though. So theres that.

No Swans whatsoever

 

[iBeng]

No Swans whatsoever

Why include irrelevancy?

Also, Dan Hannerbery counts.

As does Gary Rohan.

Bewick counts for us, so you lot get your two.

 

[leobarryustar]

Why include irrelevancy?

Also, Dan Hannerbery counts.

As does Gary Rohan.

Bewick counts for us, so you lot get your two.

Them’s a Saint and a Cat innit?

 

[iBeng]

Them’s a Saint and a Cat innit?

This is the 2018 list innit?

 

[Starburns_]

The only Richmond player was a recruit too.

No Swans whatsoever

Dan Menzel.

 

[Bernie L]

What's with all the random Pufferfish all of a sudden?

Scary Fahaka's arent they!!??

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[Ant_]

Reckon this was the biggest hint that it's coming:



Plus excluding Boyd will never be anywhere near as hilarious as it was in 2016.

I'll enjoy it

 

[WillHayward]

What's with all the random Pufferfish all of a sudden?



Mof provides us with so much lulz in the thread I think we can allow him 2 or 3 cathartic vents over his own team.

Plus Boyd will make it 6 Dogs.

Very true.
Mof provides an essential public service. As essential to Xmas as the Boxing Day Test.
Allowed a personal perk of the job to pot a few random doggies that have pissed him off in the last 6 months.