Opinion 2019 Non Crows - Watts love got to do with it? #pick1herewecome

[fabs33]

Struggling to sell out the Koolaid Konvention this year.


https://www.weareportadelaide.com.au/inside-port-adelaide-live-member-convention-ticket-offer/

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$10 per win makes it easy since they only need eight wins, $5 would make things much more interesting.

That said the potential for laughs if they don't reach those eight wins is enormous.

 

[1970crow]

That's some impressive mental gymnastics. Have they selected their captain for 2019 ?? Yes. Will their captain be wearing number 1 on their guernsey ?? No. Therefore tradition = down the toilet.
Or are you saying that Wines and Jonas is the same as not having a captain, so it doesn't count ??

The haven't selected their 'captain' at all. The have selected co-captains. You're the one doing the mental gymnastics, to prove your point you had to actually mis-represent their actions. They haven't selected a captain for 2019, this is a very simple fact to understand.

 

[1970crow]

Ollie is THE captain and Jonas is THE captain.

Co captains means both captains are equal and both are THE captain.

I do agree though it will be mothballed. But my suggestion is very much what Kochie would suggest. Bear in mind the guy is on record as saying he wants the Power to be thought of as the Harlem Globetrotters of the AFL.

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Disagree, neither is 'the captain', they are both co-captains. They are the captains.

 

[FR0GGY]

What happens when one doesn’t play?

 

[cm_perfect]

What happens when one doesn’t play?

Someone wears two guernseys I guess..

 

[dracochapel]

Ollie gets number 1 and jonas gets number 19.

so together they are...

 

[Geoffa32]

Co Vice Captains?

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[footy4ever]

Erm, this Port co-captains talk, it's not official right?

 

[GreyCrow]

The haven't selected their 'captain' at all. The have selected co-captains. You're the one doing the mental gymnastics, to prove your point you had to actually mis-represent their actions. They haven't selected a captain for 2019, this is a very simple fact to understand.

Speaking of mental gymnastics

who stands at the coin toss?

 

[mistylake]

So.....

We have ...

Crows
Lions
Blues
Pies
Bombers
Dockers
Cats
Suns
Giants
Hawks
Demons
Kangaroos
Power
Tigers
Saints
Swans
Dogs
Eagles

Hmmmmmm

Nek minute

Doesnt quite work though, does it.

If you need a hint, look at the last letter.

They should try to sign this mob up as a sponsor.

Pretty ordinary beer which would be appropriate.

 

[mistylake]

Gee they have had some bad losses over the 22 year period. To be pushing for a top 2 spot and then lose 6 of the last 7 games was a dream to sit back and watch. Actually they should bring out a video of that last 7 weeks. I would consider buying it.

If you removed the flag they won due to cheating their history in the AFL is quite woeful.

I think the Dockers win the most disappointing team overall though. Got the concessions like the rest but didn’t capitalise on them.

 

[FR0GGY]

More Captains than major sponsors.

 

[1970crow]

Speaking of mental gymnastics

who stands at the coin toss?

During indigenous round it’s Aboriginal players. I wonder if there’s an AFL rule on this.

 

[fabs33]

who stands at the coin toss?

Have a coin toss to decide.

 

[Geoffa32]

Have a coin toss to decide.

Nah, arm wrestle.

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[flashcrow]

They should try to sign this mob up as a sponsor.
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Pretty ordinary beer which would be appropriate.

They may have to change the label a little bit.

 

[GROTTO]

Speaking of mental gymnastics

who stands at the coin toss?

One calls heads, the other calls tails.

#portlogic

 

[Dixie Normous]

Ollie is THE captain and Jonas is THE captain.

Co captains means both captains are equal and both are THE captain.

I do agree though it will be mothballed. But my suggestion is very much what Kochie would suggest. Bear in mind the guy is on record as saying he wants the Power to be thought of as the Harlem Globetrotters of the AFL.

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Its like when Kirk and Picard ended up hanging out in Star Trek Generations

 

[mistylake]

They should've gone with Port Pirates. Think of the fun the kids could have had with that. A marketer's dream.

I can see it now in the port pirates showbag.
Contains:
1 x pirate eye patch with the club motto on it “I’m a one eyed Pirates fan”.
1 x Lolly toothless teeth.

Plus some other stuff.

 

[GROTTO]

I can see it now in the port pirates showbag.
Contains:
1 x pirate eye patch with the club motto on it “I’m a one eyed Pirates fan”.
1 x Lolly toothless teeth.

Plus some other stuff.

2 x pirate eye patch with the club motto on it “I’m a two eyed Pirates fan”.

So Port supporters can wear an eye patch on each eye.

#portlogic

 

[Geoffa32]

Its like when Kirk and Picard ended up hanging out in Star Trek Generations

Star Trek?

I thought that was too "nerdy" for a Sabbath loving cool dude like you.

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[Dixie Normous]

Star Trek?

I thought that was too "nerdy" for a Sabbath loving cool dude like you.

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Star Trek is for adults, Star Wars is for little kids

 

[mistylake]

Are we really poking fun at the paps for dual captains?

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[Pea Nut]

Are we really poking fun at the paps for dual captains?

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No one has poked fun at Port for naming dual captains, they've just had a swipe at some of their campaigner supporters who were having shots at out club when we announced Tex and Sloane as captains. Some also brought to light Port's so called ageless traditions.

 

[mistylake]

No one has poked fun at Port for naming dual captains, they've just had a swipe at some of their campaigner supporters who were having shots at out club when we announced Tex and Sloane as captains. Some also brought to light Port's so called ageless traditions.

Fair enough. I missed that distinction.