Official Match Thread Season 30 Round 10: Las Vegas Bears vs Sin City Swamprats at The Stadium In The Sky

[NaturalDisaster]

Agreed, very, very, very overrated

Chocolate and/or strawberry milk are the way to go

No no no no, both are also disgusting.

Chocolate is far better as a solid than a drink, fight me

 

[Sparkle]

A few months ago, toilet paper was almost as rare as Gumbies victories - times have changed.

Hey I remember that, it was a strange time when the Gumbies actually used to win and toilet paper was on the shelves

Was that in 2012?

 

[Sparkle]

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Las Vegas Bears

OFFICIAL TEAM Sheet Round 10 v Sin City Swamprats

B: Bipolarbear - MWPP - kane249
HB: Art Vandelay_ - Test Tickle - guero
C: Muddiemoose - Cap - tony
HF: RookiePick - Millky95 - CarterS
F: Jezmiester40 - Metalcrusher - Tommycash
Foll: U2tigers - I Dont Care - Matera92
INT: Fizzler - xenxen

CHANGES:
MWPP CHB to FB
Test Tickle FB to CHB
guero W to HBF
tony HBF to W
hilly INT to OUT
Fizzler OUT to INT

I know it's a good idea to get the teamsheet in nice and early to avoid making the same mistake the Gumbies are prone too, but surely this is a tad early.

Which week is it?

 

[Sparkle]

Come on lads. Another win and we'll release our own DVD box set.

Do you have this one on permanent repeat?

 

[I Dont Care]

No no, you're mistaken. We're the Sin City Swamprats

To be fair though, we are carrying around some bloke called SarahSmiles who was part of the expansion crew. Good on him for throwing everything at winning a third flag with us before heading to Pennsylvania

Want to Sparkle? Stick a firecracker up your arse and then get Firestarter to kiss it

 

[Firestarter]

Want to Sparkle? Stick a firecracker up your arse and then get Firestarter to kiss it

Hi.

 

[philreich]

Hey I remember that, it was a strange time when the Gumbies actually used to win and toilet paper was on the shelves

Was that in 2012?

I think you're confused - truth is, season 2012 is when they'll win their next flag.

 

[I Dont Care]

Hi.

Yes, I knew you would be

 

[Sparkle]

For song Friday Night I suggest TV/Cartoon themes

Big yes to this. Mark this down as my early entry




I suppose that given Friday is only a few days away it could count as my now entry, if we're going by the posting calendar MWPP is following

 

[Cap]

Easy wins over the Rats are about as frequent as apologies from Donald Trump.

I'm talking to Putin about this

 

[Millky95]

Twitch's whole sell is that it's for gamers to stream their themselves playing games, whereas YouTube was created prior for Home Videos. But both now have increased activity due to covid, so why not cash in on it.

No, I just don't wanna watch shitty pre-roll ads. They are cancer

 

[Sparkle]

No need. The Rising Star award from now on bestows the "sausageroll medal" to its winner.

Does that come with a complimentary sausage roll? Four 'n' Twenty brand would be awesome, even better if it's a King Size

 

[Sparkle]

Violet Crumble milk to hit shelves across the country

Two Australian icons have joined forces to create a choccy milk version of an old favourite. Here's where you can find it.

7news.com.au

Okay what is this crap and where is my Milky Bar chocolate milk?

Violet Crumble milk doesn't sound too bad, but I agree that we need a Milky Bar milk ASAP

 

[Sparkle]

Not again - I put on 5kgs last week when we talked about chocolate!!!!!

I suppose we could talk about fruit, vegetables and other healthy parts of the Australian Guide to Healthy Eating, that way you might lose the 5kgs

Then next week we can talk chocolate and gain weight, and just alternate between the two

 

[Sparkle]

No no no no, both are also disgusting.

Chocolate is far better as a solid than a drink, fight me

I can't argue with that, solid-form chocolate is a clear winner. But I do rate chocolate milk

 

[Sparkle]

Want to Sparkle? Stick a firecracker up your arse and then get Firestarter to kiss it

Bit harsh. Firestarter is still buys acclimatising to the air up on the roof of the building

 

[Firestarter]

Bit harsh. Firestarter is still buys acclimatising to the air up on the roof of the building

My testicles are stalactites.

 

[jackster83]

Your attempts at bribery won't work. It's quickly become clear to me that the biggest issue facing the Sweet FA is rampant corruption. So I've established g industries™ to root out said corruption. I'm on to you campaigner, you and your buddies in the CoLC.

Good luck with that. We handpick our admins on their ability to corrupt and manipulate those around them, especially the simmers.

 

[Sparkle]

My testicles are stalactites.

Woah, woah, slow down. That dictionary philreich got you for Christmas last year was a gag gift, we certainly didn't expect you to use it

 

[Firestarter]

Woah, woah, slow down. That dictionary philreich got you for Christmas last year was a gag gift, we certainly didn't expect you to use it

I'll show you a gag...

 

[Sparkle]

I'll show you a gag...

Aha, aha, okay let's settle down

I think I Dont Care wants to get on with the booting

 

[jackster83]

For those wondering how my day at work is going:

Twitch ******* updated so their ads get around uBlock so stuck watching these campaignering 30 second unskippables. So work ******* sucks ass

My day has been slow thanks to the Microsoft outage.

 

[Firestarter]

Aha, aha, okay let's settle down

I think I Dont Care wants to get on with the booting

I'll do the paddling.

 

[jackster83]

Woah, woah, slow down. That dictionary philreich got you for Christmas last year was a gag gift, we certainly didn't expect you to use it

Just don't buy him a thesaurus whatever you do.

 

[I Dont Care]

Aha, aha, okay let's settle down

I think I Dont Care wants to get on with the booting

IDC wants a whiskey now. Chop chop! They don't fetch themselves you know