Event TITTYBONG CUP V: EAST v WEST -WEST WINS!

[Dingster]

4 : 24.49 {C} - Crunching tackle by Loonerty.
4 : 24.53 {lW} - I Dont Care looks downfield.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
East All Stars : 8.5.53
West All Stars : 9.4.58
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Match Over!

Loonerty with the game saving tackle and the West hold on.

 

[T2B_]

Reckon I was BOG for the West.

 

[eth-dog]

I hate it when I'm right

 

[Dingster]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

EAS SENIORS Vs WAS SENIORS
EAS               1    1        2    1        4    2        8    5    53       
WAS               2    1        6    2        9    2        9    4    58       
EAS        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  WAS         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Mister M    0  2  0  2  0  0  0  0  0   10  NaturalDis   0  4  2  3  0  0  1  0  0   21
T2B_        0  1  3  6  0  0  1  0  0   21  DockerDen5   0  1  1  6  0  0  0  0  0   18
serial_thr  0  1  1  2  1  0  0  0  0   14  Muddiemoos   0  3  2  0  0  0  2  0  0    9
Marlowe     0  5  1  9  3  1  0  0  0   49  Mozzie19     0  10 3  8  2  1  0  0  0   64
por_please  0  3  2  1  0  0  0  0  0   17  Mobbs        0  9  6  12 3  1  1  0  0   79
Tigerturbu  0  8  5  6  1  0  1  0  1   53  Tonga Bob    0  3  0  5  0  0  1  0  0   16
RobR        0  4  4  3  1  2  0  0  0   36  ant555       0  6  3  6  1  1  0  0  0   44
Pugsley     0  8  2  5  1  1  0  0  0   45  Loonerty     0  6  6  10 0  0  1  0  1   54
Antonio Bl  0  9  6  10 0  0  0  1  0   71  I Dont Car   0  8  4  5  2  0  2  1  0   54
PMBangers   0  6  3  4  1  0  0  1  1   46  Mooch        0  4  1  7  1  0  0  0  0   33
krakouer85  0  4  6  10 1  0  0  1  0   60  Supersuns    0  1  2  6  1  0  0  0  0   25
Barrybran   0  4  1  2  1  0  0  0  0   23  Electronic   0  5  2  6  1  0  1  0  2   36
Dory_77     0  2  0  0  0  0  0  1  1   13  Headless     0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
Strigoi     0  5  1  0  1  1  0  3  2   43  HirdsTheWo   0  6  1  0  0  0  0  5  1   52
TJASTA      0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  Callums_Gu   0  2  0  0  0  0  0  2  0   18
Jabba73     10 6  0  11 1  3  2  0  0   51  JackNah_8    8  8  0  8  5  2  0  0  0   70
Chipmunk    0  8  0  9  3  3  2  1  0   57  pantskyle    0  8  0  8  2  0  2  0  0   42
Brick Loos  0  3  0  5  1  0  0  0  0   23  DemonJim     0  7  0  5  7  2  0  1  0   67
eth-dog     0  2  1  1  0  0  1  0  0    8  Brenton Da   0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
Bradesmaen  0  1  1  3  0  0  0  0  0   12  philreich    0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0

            EAS   WAS
Hitouts   : 10   8 
Kicks     : 82   91 
Marks     : 37   33 
Handballs : 89   95 
Tackles   : 16   25 
Frees For : 11   7 
Frees Ag. : 7    11 
Smothers  : 0    2 
Ironouts  : 4    13 
Inside50  : 13   12 
Goals     : 8    9 
Behinds   : 5    4

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
2.25 - Behind to Dory_77 (EAS) - EAS by 1 point(s).
9.28 - Goal to DemonJim (WAS) - WAS by 5 point(s).
17.42 - Goal to Strigoi (EAS) - EAS by 1 point(s).
19.48 - Behind to Electronic_Renaissance (WAS) - scores level.
23.43 - Goal to HirdsTheWord (WAS) - WAS by 6 point(s).

Second Quarter :
4.5 - Goal to Callums_Guns (WAS) - WAS by 12 point(s).
6.2 - Goal to HirdsTheWord (WAS) - WAS by 18 point(s).
8.14 - Goal to PMBangers (EAS) - WAS by 12 point(s).
17.28 - Behind to Loonerty (WAS) - WAS by 13 point(s).
18.05 - Goal to HirdsTheWord (WAS) - WAS by 19 point(s).
20.07 - Goal to Callums_Guns (WAS) - WAS by 25 point(s).

Third Quarter :
2.48 - Goal to Chipmunk (EAS) - WAS by 19 point(s).
7.02 - Behind to Strigoi (EAS) - WAS by 18 point(s).
10.25 - Goal to Strigoi (EAS) - WAS by 12 point(s).
12.03 - Goal to HirdsTheWord (WAS) - WAS by 18 point(s).
16.22 - Goal to HirdsTheWord (WAS) - WAS by 24 point(s).
22.53 - Goal to I Dont Care (WAS) - WAS by 30 point(s).

Final Quarter :
.28 - Goal to Antonio Bluevein (EAS) - WAS by 24 point(s).
5.37 - Rushed behind to EAS - WAS by 23 point(s).
8.07 - Behind to PMBangers (EAS) - WAS by 22 point(s).
9.07 - Goal to Strigoi (EAS) - WAS by 16 point(s).
11.56 - Behind to Strigoi (EAS) - WAS by 15 point(s).
13.33 - Goal to krakouer85 (EAS) - WAS by 9 point(s).
15.38 - Behind to Electronic_Renaissance (WAS) - WAS by 10 point(s).
20.48 - Goal to Dory_77 (EAS) - WAS by 4 point(s).
23.53 - Behind to HirdsTheWord (WAS) - WAS by 5 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

EAS
Mister M             0 (On) Total : 100%
T2B_                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Tigerturbulance      0 (On) 20.3 (Off) 25.18 (On) 85.19 (Off) 87.08 (On) Total : 93%
RobR                 0 (On) 79.41 (Off) 85.19 (On) Total : 94%
eth-dog              0 (On) 40.41 (Off) 62.4 (On) 87.08 (Off) Total : 65%
Bradesmaen           0 (On) 62.4 (Off) Total : 62%
por_please_ya        0 (On) 25.18 (Off) 40.41 (On) Total : 84%
Pugsley              0 (On) Total : 100%
Antonio Bluevein     0 (On) Total : 100%
PMBangers            0 (On) Total : 100%
krakouer85           0 (On) Total : 100%
Brick Loosener       0 (On) 41.16 (Off) 58.07 (On) Total : 83%
Dory_77              0 (On) Total : 100%
Strigoi              0 (On) Total : 100%
TJASTA               0 (On) Total : 100%
Jabba73              0 (On) Total : 100%
Chipmunk             0 (On) Total : 100%
Marlowe              0 (On) 58.07 (Off) 79.41 (On) Total : 78%
Barrybran            0 (Off) 41.16 (On) Total : 58%
serial_thrilla       0 (Off) 20.3 (On) Total : 78%

WAS
DockerDen5215        0 (On) Total : 100%
NaturalDisaster      0 (On) Total : 100%
Muddiemoose          0 (On) Total : 100%
Mozzie19             0 (On) Total : 100%
Mobbs                0 (On) Total : 100%
Tonga Bob            0 (On) Total : 100%
ant555               0 (On) Total : 100%
Loonerty             0 (On) Total : 100%
I Dont Care          0 (On) Total : 100%
Mooch                0 (On) Total : 100%
Brenton Davy         0 (On) 3.25 (Off) 81.49 (On) 97.35 (Off) Total : 19%
Electronic_Renaissan 0 (On) Total : 100%
philreich            0 (On) 81.49 (Off) Total : 81%
HirdsTheWord         0 (On) Total : 100%
Callums_Guns         0 (On) Total : 100%
JackNah_8            0 (On) Total : 100%
pantskyle            0 (On) Total : 100%
DemonJim             0 (On) Total : 100%
Headless             0 (Off) 97.35 (On) Total : 2%
Supersuns            0 (Off) 3.25 (On) Total : 95%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :

• In an enthralling contest, Antonio Bluevein came out tops over the brave ant555. - 94m from 0 to 94.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, Mozzie19 did very well against Barrybran. - 38m from 57 to 95.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, Mooch had the better of Bradesmaen. - 46m from 8 to 54.
• In what was a very slow day for both, serial_thrilla won the bout with Brenton Davy. - 0m from 97 to 97.
• In quite a tussle, Brick Loosener had the better of DemonJim. - 39m from 60 to 99.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, Mozzie19 massacred Brick Loosener. - 39m from 1 to 40.
• While very slim pickings for both players, Callums_Guns was slightly more polished than Mister M. - 37m from 8 to 45.
• In an epic battle, Chipmunk beat pantskyle today - but not by much. - 98m from 0 to 98.
• In a resume-material performance, DemonJim had Marlowe's measure. - 54m from 1 to 55.
• Neither having much reason to brag, DockerDen5215 was slightly more polished than Strigoi. - 4m from 83 to 87.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, I'm not sure that what DockerDen5215 did to TJASTA should be entirely legal. - 70m from 1 to 71.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Muddiemoose won the bout with Dory_77. - 93m from 2 to 95.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Marlowe had the better of Electronic_Renaissance. - 9m from 90 to 99.
• In quite a tussle, RobR had the better of Electronic_Renaissance. - 70m from 6 to 76.
• Neither having much reason to brag, serial_thrilla came out tops over the brave Headless. - 2m from 97 to 99.
• In a resume-material performance, HirdsTheWord was easily the winner in the clash with T2B_. - 90m from 8 to 98.
• Neither having much reason to brag, it could be argued that por_please_ya had the better game against I Dont Care - although there was very little in it. - 18m from 0 to 18.
• In what was a very slow day for both, RobR had I Dont Care's measure. - 15m from 85 to 100.
• In what was a very slow day for both, I Dont Care either broke even with Tigerturbulance or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 60m from 25 to 85.
• In an epic battle, JackNah_8 did very well against Jabba73. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Pugsley and Loonerty were evenly matched. - 95m from 5 to 100.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, Mobbs gave krakouer85 a bit of a touch-up. - 91m from 4 to 95.
• Neither having much reason to brag, eth-dog had the better of Mooch. - 19m from 65 to 84.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Mooch and Tigerturbulance had an epic contest. - 7m from 90 to 97.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Strigoi beat NaturalDisaster today - but not by much. - 71m from 1 to 72.
• In what was a very slow day for both, NaturalDisaster was easily the winner in the clash with TJASTA. - 7m from 80 to 87.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, serial_thrilla gave philreich a bit of a touch-up. - 6m from 22 to 28.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, PMBangers won the bout with Tonga Bob. - 91m from 2 to 93.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, it could be argued that eth-dog had the better game against Supersuns - although there was very little in it. - 23m from 7 to 30.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Supersuns was slightly more polished than por_please_ya. - 53m from 41 to 94.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Tigerturbulance did well against philreich. - 0m from 20 to 20.

 

[TJASTA]

WEST WINS!​

 

[Dingster]

Sim votes - DemonJim Mobbs JackNah_8

 

[Strigoi]

I did not get one single notification for this!
Grrrr!

I did sparkle, though.



Congrats to the winners.

 

[Cadsky]

Wow. Brenton Davy so convinced we would win he didn't even bother touching the ball. Spent all his time touching up the opposition instead!

 

[VeinGlorious]

4 : 25.01 {C} - Tigerturbulance intercepts the kick and marks.
4 : 25.01 {C} - The ball is bounced and Jabba73 gets the tap.
4 : .12 {lW} - Antonio Bluevein with all the time in the world.
4 : .18 {lW} - Antonio Bluevein too far out to score - or is he?.
4 : .22 {lW} - It's a goal. Antonio Bluevein has 1.
East All Stars : 5.2.32
West All Stars : 9.2.56
ABV gives the East some hope.

 

[Barrybran]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

EAS SENIORS Vs WAS SENIORS
EAS               1    1        2    1        4    2        8    5    53      
WAS               2    1        6    2        9    2        9    4    58      
EAS        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  WAS         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Mister M    0  2  0  2  0  0  0  0  0   10  NaturalDis   0  4  2  3  0  0  1  0  0   21
T2B_        0  1  3  6  0  0  1  0  0   21  DockerDen5   0  1  1  6  0  0  0  0  0   18
serial_thr  0  1  1  2  1  0  0  0  0   14  Muddiemoos   0  3  2  0  0  0  2  0  0    9
Marlowe     0  5  1  9  3  1  0  0  0   49  Mozzie19     0  10 3  8  2  1  0  0  0   64
por_please  0  3  2  1  0  0  0  0  0   17  Mobbs        0  9  6  12 3  1  1  0  0   79
Tigerturbu  0  8  5  6  1  0  1  0  1   53  Tonga Bob    0  3  0  5  0  0  1  0  0   16
RobR        0  4  4  3  1  2  0  0  0   36  ant555       0  6  3  6  1  1  0  0  0   44
Pugsley     0  8  2  5  1  1  0  0  0   45  Loonerty     0  6  6  10 0  0  1  0  1   54
Antonio Bl  0  9  6  10 0  0  0  1  0   71  I Dont Car   0  8  4  5  2  0  2  1  0   54
PMBangers   0  6  3  4  1  0  0  1  1   46  Mooch        0  4  1  7  1  0  0  0  0   33
krakouer85  0  4  6  10 1  0  0  1  0   60  Supersuns    0  1  2  6  1  0  0  0  0   25
Barrybran   0  4  1  2  1  0  0  0  0   23  Electronic   0  5  2  6  1  0  1  0  2   36
Dory_77     0  2  0  0  0  0  0  1  1   13  Headless     0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
Strigoi     0  5  1  0  1  1  0  3  2   43  HirdsTheWo   0  6  1  0  0  0  0  5  1   52
TJASTA      0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  Callums_Gu   0  2  0  0  0  0  0  2  0   18
Jabba73     10 6  0  11 1  3  2  0  0   51  JackNah_8    8  8  0  8  5  2  0  0  0   70
Chipmunk    0  8  0  9  3  3  2  1  0   57  pantskyle    0  8  0  8  2  0  2  0  0   42
Brick Loos  0  3  0  5  1  0  0  0  0   23  DemonJim     0  7  0  5  7  2  0  1  0   67
eth-dog     0  2  1  1  0  0  1  0  0    8  Brenton Da   0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
Bradesmaen  0  1  1  3  0  0  0  0  0   12  philreich    0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0

Jeepers Ding. When's the second half?

 

[serial_thrilla]

Geez - three Wests players didn't get a touch and they still won.
Thanks for posting Dingster, and thanks for organising TJASTA.

 

[TJASTA]

I just want to thank everyone for their efforts over the last week, we had heaps of laughs and melts which is always nice. Thanks to all of the teams getting behind this, this was the most successful Tittybong Cup by far because of this. Also, a big thanks to Dingster for simming of all the games. Alas, my time on this forum has come to an end for now. I have to hand over my account to the bot guy and go on to the king of the pirates. The bot dude said my account might post in Furies match threads once a week maybe, so that's nice. I guess I will give my duties of running the Tittybong Cup over the Furies leadership group for now. Stay tuned for my final post.

Until we meet again,
-TJ
President of the Tittybong Cup

 

[VeinGlorious]

WEST WINS!​

 

[Brenton Davy]

Wow. Brenton Davy so convinced we would win he didn't even bother touching the ball. Spent all his time touching up the opposition instead!

It’s value for touches my captain. Coupla snags from minimal touches. Darcy Fogarty would have been proud

 

[TJASTA]

FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

​

 

[Strigoi]

WEST IS BEST!!!

Aw, I was hoping there would be a dad joke when I saw you posted.

 

[VeinGlorious]

I just want to thank everyone for their efforts over the last week, we had heaps of laughs and melts which is always nice. Thanks to all of the teams getting behind this, this was the most successful Tittybong Cup by far because of this. Also, a big thanks to Dingster for simming of all the games. Alas, my time on this forum has come to an end for now. I have to hand over my account to the bot guy and go on to the king of the pirates. The bot dude said my account might post in Furies match threads once a week maybe, so that's nice. I guess I will give my duties of running the Tittybong Cup over the Furies leadership group for now. Stay tuned for my final post.

Until we meet again,
-TJ
President of the Tittybong Cup

Take care pal.

It’s value for touches my captain. Coupla snags from minimal touches. Darcy Fogarty would have been proud

Everyone knows it’s not who gets the most touches out on the qooty field that receives the plaudits, it’s the handsy perverts in the showers after the match who da real MVP’s.

 

[MC Bad Genius]

It's been so long since this stupid thing started that I have no idea whether I'm meant to be celebrating a gritty win or drinking myself into a stupor of depression and self-loathing.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Everyone knows it’s not who gets the most touches out on the qooty field that receives the plaudits, it’s the handsy perverts in the showers after the match who da real MVP’s.



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To borrow an infamous quote:

“What ever it takes!”

 

[HirdsTheWord]

I’d like to thank alcohol for existing.

cuppa schooners than into round 1

 

[philreich]

My sincere condolences to HirdsTheWord, following his narrow loss to East tonight .

Aw, I was hoping there would be a dad joke when I saw you posted.

It’s a long season young lady - - plenty of time for that......

 

[Mobbs]

Good game krakouers85

Your best moments were in the early minutes when the passes to you were so bad you couldn't be blamed for stuffing it up. pantskyle also sent me at least two hospital handpasses, fortunately by comparison I'm a professional.

After that though, your team's loss was basically all on you and ability to misread, spill or otherwise make a dog's breakfast out of everything that came your way.

East were a strong and hard-fighting team overall, and I expect next time they will be even harder to beat, especially if they select their lineup better.

 

[krakouers]

Good game krakouers85

Your best moments were in the early minutes when the passes to you were so bad you couldn't be blamed for stuffing it up. pantskyle also sent me at least two hospital handpasses, fortunately by comparison I'm a professional.

After that though, your team's loss was basically all on you and ability to misread, spill or otherwise make a dog's breakfast out of everything that came your way.

East were a strong and hard-fighting team overall, and I expect next time they will be even harder to beat, especially if they select their lineup better.

Just beaten well on the day
Mobbs

 

[pantskyle]

Good game krakouers85

Your best moments were in the early minutes when the passes to you were so bad you couldn't be blamed for stuffing it up. pantskyle also sent me at least two hospital handpasses, fortunately by comparison I'm a professional.

After that though, your team's loss was basically all on you and ability to misread, spill or otherwise make a dog's breakfast out of everything that came your way.

East were a strong and hard-fighting team overall, and I expect next time they will be even harder to beat, especially if they select their lineup better.

What is this?

 

[Mobbs]

Just beaten well on the day
Mobbs

Your stats weren't far adrift actually. The commentary showed you in an unkind light so I just cherry-picked from there.

What is this?

You sent me hospital handpasses! WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?