NO TROLLS 2022 NBA Offseason Thread

[Mazza1234678]

There’s talks now they wanna leave together?

Wtf is going on with these clowns

 

[Mazza1234678]

 

[Financialpanther]

“Coming to ruin a team near you”

 

[Constantgin]

KD waited to Kyrie opted in for asking for trade so he couldn't follow him.

 

[Mazza1234678]

Surely this tarnishes his legacy again

His two trade requests are the seed leaders in there respective conferences

Have some guts and go to the Knicks you coward

 

[Supersuns]

Surely this tarnishes his legacy again

His two trade requests are the seed leaders in there respective conferences

Have some guts and go to the Knicks you coward

Knicks have spent all their money on Brunson

 

[Mazza1234678]

There saying a trade will happen sooner than later

Surely we don’t get something today?

 

[Jack Richards]

Go back to Warriors?

 

[J Shuttlesworth]

Go back to Warriors?

They don't want or need his space cadet friend though.

 

[Mazza1234678]

Is Miles Bridges missing a few brain cells?

How do you manage to get arrested before the biggest day of your financial life lol?

 

[Burningleviathan]

Houston should just offer Brooklyn their picks back for KD. Call it evens.
Kyrie can go play on the ice wall

 

[Burningleviathan]

Is Miles Bridges missing a few brain cells?

How do you manage to get arrested before the biggest day of your financial life lol?

Charlotte having the worst off season in a while. First their coach dumps them after signing and now looking like they have to offer this guy a big money deal. Lucky MJ already bald.

 

[J Shuttlesworth]

Charlotte having the worst off season in a while. First their coach dumps them after signing and now looking like they have to offer this guy a big money deal. Lucky MJ already bald.

Not easy to do either.

 

[Mazza1234678]

Charlotte having the worst off season in a while. First their coach dumps them after signing and now looking like they have to offer this guy a big money deal. Lucky MJ already bald.

Yup disaster

Will still get a good deal but I reckon he may have just cost himself a max

Imbecile

 

[Gak Attack]

Glorious. Hope they get s**t in return and our picks are gold.

 

[Mazza1234678]

Glorious. Hope they get s**t in return and our picks are gold.

Are they all unprotected picks?

 

[Burningleviathan]

Glorious. Hope they get s**t in return and our picks are gold.

Pick swap this year as well. Lets hope they truly awful. Getting pick 1 then having to give it us, the NBA may implode from laughter

 

[Burningleviathan]

Are they all unprotected picks?

Yes

 

[Gak Attack]

Are they all unprotected picks?

24 and 26 are unprotected
23,25,27 are pick swaps

 

[Son of Skeletor]

Are they all unprotected picks?

Yep.

2024 and 2026 outright, 2023, 2025 and 2027 swap rights.

Following on from the musical chairs of stars is the giant doom circle of first round picks owed.

Houston owe theirs to the Thunder re. Westbrook, care of Harden

Brooklyn owe theirs to Houston re. Harden.

Philly in turn owe theirs to Brooklyn re. Harden again

 

[Son of Skeletor]

Jaren Jackson with a stress fracture, yikes.

The one stormy cloud in Memphis' otherwise blue sky.

 

[Gak Attack]

So essentially Brooklyn traded their future for a bloke that can't shoot and never plays

 

[Mazza1234678]

So essentially Brooklyn traded their future for a bloke that can't shoot and never plays

 

[Son of Skeletor]

Malik Monk 2/19 to the Kings... uh, interesting. PJ to the Sixers, 3/33.

Beal, Simons, Portis all staying.

 

[Son of Skeletor]

Hartenstein 2/16 to the Knicks.

Can't even laugh at them for that, he was really good for the Clips last season.