Manchester United Thread

[Marcel Proust]

Umm, this is diabolical. I hope FDJ isn't watching.

Would fit in nice at Chelsea tbf

 

[Marcel Proust]

How dodgy is ddg on the ball?

 

[Crimson King]

Maybe Ralf was right all along. 8-10 new players were needed..

 

[BomberManU]

They look worse than last season, to be fair.

 

[dusty1234!]

I love this team

 

[BomberManU]

MacGuire constantly throwing himself forward, like he's been pushed, is going to backfire sooner or later

 

[manureid]

All ETH had to do was ask anyone who watched us last season if Mcfred was any good. And then we wouldn't have played them. Oh and Macguire, absolute treacle.

 

[kozi]

The United I know and grew up adoring was dead long ago. We're watching its withering corpse under the Glazers

 

[Lach72]

64% possession and 2 nil down

 

[Crimson King]

We cannot continue another season with McTominay as a starter.

 

[Lach72]

It’s like no analysis has been done on the list at all.

 

[Crimson King]

Eriksen is a total boss tho

 

[Macca19]

Cmon. Game on

 

[BomberManU]

Where the hell was this in the first half???

 

[Crimson King]

Eriksen moving into LCM has changed the game. That should be his permanent spot.

 

[Crimson King]

Eriksen was a huge positive. That's about it.

 

[dusty1234!]

Same old same old

Is anyone suprised?

 

[Macca19]

Nope

 

[Crimson King]

Bruno, Rashford, McFred & Maguire looking like weak links already.

 

[11kgm]

should have given Maguire to Barca

DDG continues from his poor preseason

Bruno is cooked

 

[Marcel Proust]

should have given Maguire to Barca

DDG continues from his poor preseason

Bruno is cooked

Why would Barca want harry?

Eriksen moving into LCM has changed the game. That should be his permanent spot.

Silly to play him at the 9

 

[Marcel Proust]

Barcelona still can't register players. Frenkie come home.

2 goals in first 5 min.

Frenkie on the bench

 

[RPCB]

Umm, this is diabolical. I hope FDJ isn't watching.

I hear that Laporte has FDJ in a room watching Sir Alex Ferguson’s United highlights on a loop



With ”You do NOT want your wages” flashing across the screen. Even a comatose FDJ would be a better option than McTominay.

 

[Crimson King]

We got any levers to pull to sort out this shitshow?

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

My god, where do I start? You could’ve pulled a random off the street, showed him that game and said who’s the manager? And any of Moyes, LVG, Mourinho, Ole & Rangnick would’ve been correct, it was abysmal.

Maguire as captain is bad enough but he’s starting in this team, it’s an absolute joke.

Fred & McTominay are pure garbage, possibly have the worst midfield in the prem, especially McTominay, wouldn’t play him again.

Sancho & Rashford useless, and I think I’m just about done with Bruno, he’s awful.

It felt exactly like last season, same mistakes, same style of play, maybe we needed this so ETH could see for himself just how s**t some of these players are.

Need more than FDJ, ‘if’ he comes and that’s a massive if, he’s just 1 bloke, we need way more than that.