Official Match Thread Season 39, Round Two - Coney Island Warriors v Gumbies FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[Tonga Bob]

Couple of months early for GABS, aren't ya? What brings you down this way?

Mate’s bucks. brian_muz still representing the Wazzas there but I did the Harold Holt

 

[spudmaster]

Mate’s bucks. brian_muz still representing the Wazzas there but I did the Harold Holt

Ooh fun times!
LAN party type crowd? Or paintball + midget strippers type?

 

[Falconista]

Mate’s bucks. brian_muz still representing the Wazzas there but I did the Harold Holt

You drowned while your mistress watched?

 

[spudmaster]

You drowned while your mistress watched?

Congrats on your promotion to captain, FootyGuy13.
Dibs on writing Bob's eulogy

 

[cats_09]

The avid cyclist in me thinks a few of you can g&gf'ed!

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May have just wanted to post that pic

I have respect for cyclists who do the right thing

But some are really annoying & give the rest a bad name - such as the few idiots I've had who've riden through red lights when I'm in my car with a green light & had to hit the brakes as too not hit them

I'm the one then getting abused but them as they believe they can do whatever they want

 

[Hydatina Physis]

Guys I feel terrible. I went to have a squizz at the Warriors trophy room and I accidentally broke one of their wall hangings.





Weird little room. They had these cubicles with strange little holes in the wall. While I was investigating I heard a voice in the last cubicle beckoning me closer. It sounded a lot like an old captain of mine, but he wouldn't be hanging out in a trophy room because he's a loser.

Anyway, I won't pay to have it fixed.

 

[spudmaster]

Weird little room. They had these cubicles with strange little holes in the wall.

Rumour has it zackah sits down to pee.

While I was investigating I heard a voice in the last cubicle beckoning me closer.

Yup. Definitely zackah.

 

[FootyGuy13]

Congrats on your promotion to captain, FootyGuy13.
Dibs on writing Bob's eulogy

If I'm captain, y'know I'm bringing all the non-alcholic drinks from Fulmina to Van Cortlandt.

 

[zackah]

Rumour has it zackah sits down to pee.

Yup. Definitely zackah.

STFU flog I told you to keep it between us!


Fine you asked for it. Now I'll have to release the photos

 

[Tonga Bob]

Ooh fun times!
LAN party type crowd? Or paintball + midget strippers type?

Yes.

 

[Tonga Bob]

You drowned while your mistress watched?

A Chinese sub took me

 

[Tonga Bob]

Congrats on your promotion to captain, FootyGuy13.
Dibs on writing Bob's eulogy

If I'm captain, y'know I'm bringing all the non-alcholic drinks from Fulmina to Van Cortlandt.

I told you I was sick.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Guys I feel terrible. I went to have a squizz at the Warriors trophy room and I accidentally broke one of their wall hangings.


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Weird little room. They had these cubicles with strange little holes in the wall. While I was investigating I heard a voice in the last cubicle beckoning me closer. It sounded a lot like an old captain of mine, but he wouldn't be hanging out in a trophy room because he's a loser.

Anyway, I won't pay to have it fixed.

beez and glory holes, name a more iconic duo

 

[Mesc]

Guys I feel terrible. I went to have a squizz at the Warriors trophy room and I accidentally broke one of their wall hangings.


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Weird little room. They had these cubicles with strange little holes in the wall. While I was investigating I heard a voice in the last cubicle beckoning me closer. It sounded a lot like an old captain of mine, but he wouldn't be hanging out in a trophy room because he's a loser.

Anyway, I won't pay to have it fixed.

I assume it would seem strange to you... You are normally seated to expel urine yes? All good , not making an issue of it ! but yeh.

 

[Falconista]

A Chinese sub took me

Oh, goodness! It's:

 

[spudmaster]

Oh, goodness! It's:
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insert challenging wank gif

 

[Hydatina Physis]

beez and glory holes, name a more iconic duo

Warriors and falling short.

 

[Hydatina Physis]

I assume it would seem strange to you... You are normally seated to expel urine yes? All good , not making an issue of it ! but yeh.

I piss through a tube into a bag.

 

[spudmaster]

I piss through a tube into a bag.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Risky click please and thanks TheInjuryFactory. Looks dodge.

It's harmless. Just 22 people playing with a ball, sometimes in protection and sometimes not, a couple of people having a bat at any one time, all on the internet.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

I have a finance law degree, the finance was much more interesting and useful than law.
Although we did have a ball to celebrate the anniversary of Donohue vs Stevenson case.
In law if you don't the case, guessing Donohue v Stevenson normally works.

Serving escargot and ginger beer?

I did a commercial law topic one semester at uni. Had to do it twice basically because I can't write legalese. I write like an engineer. You can't ask a fish to climb a tree, and if I'm ever sued for manufacturing snail flavoured ginger beer I'm going to lose that case

 

[Mesc]

<. > P sY l OH

 

[MWPP]

Good morning Warriors & Gumbies. It’s match day! This game will be posted at around 5pm AEDT/Vic Bias time
Best wishes to both teams
Tonga Bob FootyGuy13
Falconista beez GWS Goose cats_09

 

[toxic]

Good morning Warriors & Gumbies. It’s match day! This game will be posted at around 5pm AEDT/Vic Bias time
Best wishes to both teams
Tonga Bob FootyGuy13
Falconista beez GWS Goose cats_09

That's all very good isn't it

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Good morning Warriors & Gumbies. It’s match day! This game will be posted at around 5pm AEDT/Vic Bias time
Best wishes to both teams
Tonga Bob FootyGuy13
Falconista beez GWS Goose cats_09

Thanks MWPP