Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

[Shell]

The one where the suitcase was left on the staircase where Ray put the stinky cheese in?

I don't recall the cheese part?

But yeah that episode

 

[PoppedCorn]

the suitcase episode is one of he best.

i often run the line "its all womenly now" at home

mrs loves throwing back the thats man/uggg work

 

[Over The Post]

It happens to me too because everyone mostly pays by card now.

OK. Ten minutes ago at the 7-11.

Ignoring the fact that a litre of milk was $3.70.

Hand over two $1 coins and a $2 coin.

Counter droid stood there looking at the coins for a full 10 seconds before carefully tapping 4-0-0 into the screen. He then looked to see how much change I needed.

He then took out a 10c and 5c, looked at them in his hand, then put the 5c back and got a 20c.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

I got caught in the thunderstorm. I am very drowned

 

[Shell]

I got caught in the thunderstorm. I am very drowned

Me too I absolutely loved it tho. Walked in the rain on purpose instead of undercover

 

[cats_09]

Sounded like bit of a storm overnight in the Geelong region, plus about 60 seconds of rain earlier today

Otherwise, absolutely nothing

Jealous of those with rain

 

[Voula]

Sounded like bit of a storm overnight in the Geelong region, plus about 60 seconds of rain earlier today

Otherwise, absolutely nothing

Jealous of those with rain

Yes it poured overnight at the holiday house. The wind was strong and the rain was hitting the window. Didn't get any rain during the day. Tonight is nice and calm and hopefully it will be easier to sleep.

 

[the_interloper]

Going into a shop wearing something I previously purchased there. Not sure why but I feel like a w***er "oh yes I really enjoyed my last purchase here, I may buy something else"

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Going into a shop wearing something I previously purchased there. Not sure why but I feel like a w***er "oh yes I really enjoyed my last purchase here, I may buy something else"

People waste too much time imagining they are being looked at.

 

[Gough]

Going into a shop wearing something I previously purchased there. Not sure why but I feel like a w***er "oh yes I really enjoyed my last purchase here, I may buy something else"

Get your wife to buy her own underwear next time.

 

[the_interloper]

People waste too much time imagining they are being looked at.

Mate have you seen the Awkward Flirting stories thread with my true anecdotes?

Get your wife to buy her own underwear next time.

I have never bought her an item of clothing in 19 years and never will. The odds of me getting that right would be similar to the odds Marsh and Lillee got int the Ladbrokes tent in England.

 

[Gough]

Mate have you seen the Awkward Flirting stories thread with my true anecdotes?



I have never bought her an item of clothing in 19 years and never will. The odds of me getting that right would be similar to the odds Marsh and Lillee got int the Ladbrokes tent in England.

Those odds cost Godfrey Evans his job at Ladbrokes.

 

[the_interloper]

Those odds cost Godfrey Evans his job at Ladbrokes.

Godfrey Evans, now there's a man with sideburns

 

[Gough]

I'd call that an inverse goatee rather than sidies.

 

[Off The Couch]

My hubby bought me an item of clothing once

I told him to never do it again

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I don't think my husband would dare haha

 

[Jatz]

I don't think my husband would dare haha

Is it the size being the issue or do you just not trust his actual style?

I've bought PJ's for my wife, that's where I draw the line though.

 

[Shell]

Yeah hard no to clothes. Jewellry yes tho. Buy me anything silver pretty much and I will love it.

 

[Pistol Night]

My hubby bought me an item of clothing once

I told him to never do it again

My son and I got a dressing gown for his Mum for Mothers Day a couple years back and even he was to scared to admit he picked it out afterwards and left me hanging to cop the thanks through gritted teeth. We learn young what our hitting zones are when it comes to shopping

 

[Sinjin Smith]

You know that you shouldn't be too hard on yourself. 3 years is a long time, and a slip up is just that - a slip up. All that really matters is what you do next.

I think we had an argument before on here.

Let me say you're a deadset legend!!

 

[Xtreme]

Yeah hard no to clothes. Jewellry yes tho. Buy me anything silver pretty much and I will love it.

Silver Hawthorn necklace coming your way!

 

[Cruyff14]

People with shit work ethic and who are only in it for themselves.

One of my colleagues is consistently late, and always leaves a few minutes early most days. Sits in first aid (I work in a school office) and doesn't come out when we are getting pumped.

We were two down this morning and getting absolutely pumped from all angles (school photos and Y7 camp today), phones were going bonkers, more foot traffic etc etc. She is just sitting in first aid doing God knows what.

Another colleauge told me she was talking on her phone as well. Come on man, get ****ed.

Then about half an hour before we knock off she goes into the library and has a chat with the people in there. **** off.

 

[Cruyff14]

Who the hell else are we supposed to be in it for?

I feel like if this is your mindset, whatever I say will be pointless.

 

[nobbyiscool]

I feel like if this is your mindset, whatever I say will be pointless.

It's not your colleagues' jobs to make your life easier, it's your management's.

 

[Cruyff14]

I feel like if this is your mindset, whatever I say will be pointless.

It's not your colleagues' jobs to make your life easier, it's your management's.

See above.