Autopsy AFL 2025 Round 5 - Port v Hawks Sun April 13th 7:20pm AEST (AO)

[Rich the babe Evans]

No just not a racist campaigner

Whoops... I've made a blue, sorry Andronicus didn't get the BT reference

my bad mate

 

[powerrrrrrrrrrrr]

going to view that as a 50 point win. Some of the most pathetic umpiring we’ll see for a while.

Must be nice to get some home town umpiring for a change.

 

[Duckimus Prime]

The weird part is with all the whinging most of the ones we got were actually there. We got away with not giving away quite a few frees though

Where they really there considering they weren't giving frees against Hawthorn for the same things?

 

[Joffaboy]

The weird part is with all the whinging most of the ones we got were actually there. We got away with not giving away quite a few frees though

Yeah nah armchair ride. Beaten by 5 goals by a team we put away relatively comfortably last week.
Think Hawks have overrated themselves somewhat. Not so smug tonight

 

[bzparkes]

I’d be very worried about the poor kids he’s coaching

Looks like an AFL 9s rule.

 

[hawkman]

Where they really there considering they weren't giving frees against Hawthorn for the same things?

We were getting things like front on contact which are always paid, Wines was playing rugby at times, ruck frees which are a lottery. We only got 21 free kicks which isn't unusual.

I have no problem saying we got a good run but it wasn't because the frees we were getting, just that they missed them the other way

 

[Cyclops]

JHF interviewed. Lovely young bloke and love the way he plays, but he's not getting an invite to the Manhattan project.

going to view that as a 50 point win. Some of the most pathetic umpiring we’ll see for a while.

Must be nice to get some home town umpiring for a change.

Come over to the Pies mate, we've been getting a fair ride recently, ask North and Footscray.

Didn't happen vs Sydney but you can't have everything.

 

[GenericUsername202]

imagine a gws and gold coast grand final

 

[Andronicus]

The weird part is with all the whinging most of the ones we got were actually there. We got away with not giving away quite a few frees though

As a neutral, I actually didn't see much of an umpire influence. Was surprised to see the lopsided count.

 

[eddiesmith]

We were getting things like front on contact which are always paid, Wines was playing rugby at times, ruck frees which are a lottery. We only got 21 free kicks which isn't unusual.

I have no problem saying we got a good run but it wasn't because the frees we were getting, just that they missed them the other way

Worst was definitely the 2 Hawks players colliding and getting a free kick or the one against Rioli when Hawks player pulled him down.

 

[eddiesmith]

imagine a gws and gold coast grand final

But think of all those poor AFL members who won’t be able to flog their GF tickets to pay for their memberships!!!

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Did Kenny do a little war dance, just a little one?

 

[Mitchell Madness]

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Well that's not what was presented to us. No wonder umpiring is such a mess. Literally 16.4 in what we were schooled on had to do with bouncing the ball...

 

[Portmagpies36]

We were getting things like front on contact which are always paid, Wines was playing rugby at times, ruck frees which are a lottery. We only got 21 free kicks which isn't unusual.

I have no problem saying we got a good run but it wasn't because the frees we were getting, just that they missed them the other way

Your joking aren’t you it was ****ing laughable

 

[Mitchell Madness]

Worst was definitely the 2 Hawks players colliding and getting a free kick or the one against Rioli when Hawks player pulled him down.

The "2 hawks colliding" wasn't the free. The shoving of one hawthorn player into the other was the free.

The one against rioli. A nice big shove to the face was the free

 

[SuperSteele22]

If the Hawks are a fair dinkum top four side then Ginnivan's gotta play at Box Hill for the next month. Bloke has done two fifths of f*ck all since the start of the season

 

[Stottzy]

We’re sick of winning battles.

Occasionally we’d like to win the war.

Na well done. We were half asleep and you absolutely blitzed us. Fired up in the second half, but disappointing why we didn't come out as fired up as you lot for it. Midfield was the difference. Really will miss Will Day.

 

[Duckimus Prime]

The one against rioli. A nice big shove to the face was the free

I liked when Rioli held his space against Jiath, and copped flailing arms to the head for a... play on call.

I like it when Watson pinned Moraes arms and smacked his head into the ground to get a dange... no wait that was holding the ball.

 

[Mitchell Madness]

I liked when Rioli held his space against Jiath, and copped flailing arms to the head for a... play on call.

I like it when Watson pinned Moraes arms and smacked his head into the ground to get a dange... no wait that was holding the ball.

Lol, morales flung himself down, and I've seen that exact thing called play on when hawthorn is on the receiving end. It wasn't a stitch up, port played hard footy, gave away more frees as a result, but ultimately won the game because they were harder at it

The one you're talking about with rioli and biathlon, both kiterally got each other. Would you rather they plucked it one way, or let it go?

 

[Lumpy432]

Lol, morales flung himself down, and I've seen that exact thing called play on when hawthorn is on the receiving end. It wasn't a stitch up, port played hard footy, gave away more frees as a result, but ultimately won the game because they were harder at it

The one you're talking about with rioli and biathlon, both kiterally got each other. Would you rather they plucked it one way, or let it go?

neeeeeoooowwwww

 

[Portmagpies36]

Lol, morales flung himself down, and I've seen that exact thing called play on when hawthorn is on the receiving end. It wasn't a stitch up, port played hard footy, gave away more frees as a result, but ultimately won the game because they were harder at it

The one you're talking about with rioli and biathlon, both kiterally got each other. Would you rather they plucked it one way, or let it go?

The arrogance of you Hawthorn supporters is laughable. Gave away more frees because we played harder **** off.

 

[PenfoldsFan]

Lol, morales flung himself down, and I've seen that exact thing called play on when hawthorn is on the receiving end. It wasn't a stitch up, port played hard footy, gave away more frees as a result, but ultimately won the game because they were harder at it

The one you're talking about with rioli and biathlon, both kiterally got each other. Would you rather they plucked it one way, or let it go?

Mate, you've outed yourself as a coach and got schooled on the rules with evidence to prove you have nfi.

Sit quietly.

 

[Coasters7]

Far out the Hawks are mentally fragile. Definitely a product of Sammy Mitchell. Can’t hack it when things aren’t going their way and start sooking it up

 

[eddiesmith]

Hawks lost 16% as well

 

[Coasters7]

And they're crying about the umpires

The umpires were the only reason you didn’t lose by 90. 10-0 third quarter is crazy