Autopsy AFL 2025 Round 13 - Crows v Lions Fri June 6th 7:40pm AEST (AO)

[DaicosDisciple35]

Just play the ****ing footy holy shit. Is that umpire with the gimpy headband running around or something? Disaster class.

LET THEM PLAY!!!

Gimpy headband guy it was.

 

[voorhees]

bad kick Thilthorpe

 

[Leather Poisoning]

lots of great smothers

All smothers are great or brilliant.

No commentator has ever said "That wasnt a very good smother" or "yep, ok smother there, not great, but not bad"

 

[RCAB]

are u honestly saying Ashcroft doesn't get the ball and just rush it onto his boot at every opportunity? there's no way ur too loyal no not see what im seeing.

Rayner and Will look like the best two players on the ground, in what is virtually a top of the table clash.


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[joe444]

Serious - does (41)Butts have a tendency to stop as if shot, or as if incredibly lazy.

Those last two efforts looked terrible, or as if he'd done a hammy.

 

[Osho]

Enjoying this arm wrestle.

Brissie's talent spread is insane.

 

[voorhees]

that hurts the crows
ended the quarter well bris

 

[DaicosDisciple35]

Says the guy named DaicosDisciple lmfao

Nick Daicos is a premiership star with the most Brownlow votes per game of any player ever. I didn’t even need to fact check that before saying it because he’s so dominant.

Peter daicos goes without saying. He played footy like he was from the future.

Josh Daicos is a BNF winner all Australian premiership player too.

Which Daicos is overrated?

 

[DaicosDisciple35]

I rarely engage in this but **** me get a haircut mate

 

[Osho]

I rarely engage in this but **** me get a haircut mate

Go hard!

 

[Johnny Bananas]

Thank **** !!

I imagine you got very sick of it on Thursday night last week.

 

[DaicosDisciple35]

Flog crows lost me at the start. James Pissling is my new least favourite afl player.

 

[windyhill]

I imagine you got very sick of it on Thursday night last week.

He didn't kick that many did he ?

 

[Duckimus Prime]

Garry Lyon "The closest umpire was unsighted"

No, Garry the closest umpire saw that Mitch Hinge felt a touch and then took a flying dive. It was the non-controlling umpire that decided to jump in a fall for the dive.

It happens so often, the controlling umpire has a good view and calls that there wasn't a free (often with a tackle that has been shrugged high) and the clown 50m away decides to get involved and calls what the controlling umpire has just dismissed.

 

[voorhees]

those 2 bris goals could just be enough.

 

[DaicosDisciple35]

Crows tall forwards always stand too close to each other.

Way worse in the rain too

 

[MagpieExcalibur]

these gameday threads always give me the mental image of some dissenting cowboy getting chucked through a window leaving a large hole in the front of a saloon

 

[DaicosDisciple35]

Garry Lyon "The closest umpire was unsighted"

No, Garry the closest umpire saw that Mitch Hinge felt a touch and then took a flying dive. It was the non-controlling umpire that decided to jump in a fall for the dive.

It happens so often, the controlling umpire has a good view and calls that there wasn't a free (often with a tackle that has been shrugged high) and the clown 50m away decides to get involved and calls what the controlling umpire has just dismissed.

Why they force the umpires to be athletes is beyond me. Double the amount of umpires but keep them standing in the same spot.

 

[Johnny Bananas]

He didn't kick that many did he ?

From memory, twice in a minute.

 

[NeedForTheReids]

Need the first crows make it interesting

Edit - FILTHYYYYY

 

[voorhees]

great start Thilthorpe

 

[joe444]

When it comes to ruckmen who work hard around the ground, Riley O'Brien does not immediately come to mind ... although in a different time it did.

 

[bzparkes]

Fantastic goal.

 

[DaicosDisciple35]

Thilthorpe exiting overrated areas

 

[Hayes4PM]

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