Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 14 - SUCKcession (Taking 400k in 2026 soft cap)

[MrPlow]

I was out of town, doing a bit of visiting. I heard my friend David Koch had finally taken the time to settle down in the countryside. Rightfully so, after what he’d been through, with all the pent-up stress and frustration built up over the years of managing the most successful football club of all time.

“How have things been buddy?” I asked, as I saw my man step out of the house upon hearing my car come in the drive-through. “All good, life’s been a lot more chill now Tasmania looks to be a flop,” he answered. “Hey, wanna check out my animals out back? I’ve taken up farming as a hobby,” as he motioned over to the back gate.

We headed out and he started introducing me to some of the livestock, mentioning how he had named them after club greats. Just then, I was hit by an unbearable stench. With my eyes watering uncontrollably, I questioned through gritted teeth, “What in the hell is that smell?”

He looked over knowingly and said: "Ah. Kenny? The goat is never washed.”

 

[Portwon]

The whole ****ing after game is about him .

Bigger than the club.

Piss off dickhead.

 

[Heeney2Franklin]

Kenny looking forward to his bunnies in 2 weeks time

He will live on

 

[chachi11]

This bloke struts around after a meaningless win like he's a triple premiership coach.....farkin idiot.

 

[Alyx]

 

[Gryllis]

Disgusting.

Sack him now.

 

[dirty2]

Good old Kenny... Kenny this.. Kenny that... The boys got up for ken... Blah blah.

 

[Doctor Feel]

This bloke struts around after a meaningless win like he's a triple premiership coach.....farkin idiot.

Correction. He struts around like a perennial loser who has just won a meaningless game because he feels it is personally important.

A triple premiership coach would walk off like its another day somewhat satisfied but know it means little because the ultimate prize is the goal.

 

[rogerjames]

Why do these dumb fecks think that doing the job they are paid extremely well to do but not achieving the goals that are set makes them "brave"?

They achieved the goal that was set. Make finals was the goal.

 

[rogerjames]

I wouldn't read too much into Hinkley's comments at this point. He knows the end is nigh but he's hardly going to use his own words to give the media ammunition to accelerate his demise. Unless by some miracle we start winning games, eventually the pressure will become too much and everyone will fold their hand and everything that was ever said before won't matter.

It will matter. A sizeable proportion of the supporter base is incensed by the enablers who have created the KHFC. I will never forget this BS & I will never forgive those involved.

 

[rogerjames]

And the excuses for the finals failures ? Lol

We must never go there

 

[rogerjames]

The fact it’s become all about Ken speaks volumes of the guy.

Beautiful summation. Will use that.

 

[rogerjames]

I would have given him another year, but I can understand why the Spurs have fired him.

I think its best for Ange. No point being there if the hierarchy dont believe in you.

 

[rogerjames]

I think Carr would have learnt a lot from the sack Hinkley threads, he knows what to say and do now to keep the white noise happy.

Just win finals. We are simple people.

 

[PowerLil]

When your contract hasn't been renewed you've been sacked.
Hey Kenny, why the smug look and arrogant strut? Do you not realise this?

 

[PowerLil]

 

[Us against the rest]

How's Stupid Dermott Brereton, that's a classic Kenny Hinkley win.
What the ****, every one licks this losers arse.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

How's Stupid Dermott Brereton, that's a classic Kenny Hinkley win.
What the ****, every one licks this losers arse.

Last 4 were classic Ken Hinkley losses to be fair

 

[tribey]

When the bar is always so low, and your culture of demanding excellence has long since been completely hollowed out — a solid battling win against an opponent who struggled to beat Richmond at home last week instantly becomes one of the all-time greats.

 

[dirty2]

One of best games? This dude just move to Australia or what?

 

[PowerBaz]

When asked if he had a little break during the bye week, which came after three straight losses, Hinkley had an ace up his sleeve.

“I got a decent break coming, so I didn’t need too much,” he told Fox Footy.

“The highlight of this game was Ken’s one-liner just then,” Brad Johnson

Brad Johnson

Age

49

Ht

182cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.7

5star

K

14.1

5star

HB

5.6

4star

M

5.9

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.5

5star

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D

12.8

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

2.6

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

1.2

3star

G

0.6

3star

added.

Leader Zak Butters

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Zak Butters

Age

25

Ht

181cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.3

4star

K

7.7

3star

HB

6.7

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.6

4star

CL

0.8

3star

D

14.7

4star

K

8.9

4star

HB

5.9

3star

M

3.9

4star

T

2.9

4star

CL

1.1

3star

D

17.0

5star

K

9.0

4star

HB

8.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.6

4star

CL

0.6

3star

, who was instrumental in the victory, expressed his love for Hinkley after the game.

“I love that man, I text him every day,” he said.

“That’s a classic Kenny response, I wouldn’t expect much else from him.”

 

[TazD]

When the bar is always so low, and your culture of demanding excellence has long since been completely hollowed out — a solid battling win against an opponent who struggled to beat Richmond at home last week instantly becomes one of the all-time greats.

We're back!

 

[tribey]

When asked if he had a little break during the bye week, which came after three straight losses, Hinkley had an ace up his sleeve.

“I got a decent break coming, so I didn’t need too much,” he told Fox Footy.

“The highlight of this game was Ken’s one-liner just then,” Brad Johnson added.

Leader Zak Butters, who was instrumental in the victory, expressed his love for Hinkley after the game.

“I love that man, I text him every day,” he said.

“That’s a classic Kenny response, I wouldn’t expect much else from him.”

We Exist To Impress Idiots With Crowd Work

 

[PowerLil]

When asked if he had a little break during the bye week, which came after three straight losses, Hinkley had an ace up his sleeve.

“I got a decent break coming, so I didn’t need too much,” he told Fox Footy.

“The highlight of this game was Ken’s one-liner just then,” Brad Johnson added.

Leader Zak Butters, who was instrumental in the victory, expressed his love for Hinkley after the game.

“I love that man, I text him every day,” he said.

“That’s a classic Kenny response, I wouldn’t expect much else from him.”

Please tell me Zak did not say that.

 

[StueyDaDew]

Des Hasler will be the next coach on the chopping block after the Titans capitulation in the local.