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Review Semi final vs Hawthorn - Ugly, Historically Embarrassing and Pathetic

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Such a disappointing result for the Crows. I spent most of my childhood in SA and I've always wanted to see Adelaide back up there competing for a flag.

This season was such a golden opportunity, and the Rankine shit just snuffed it all out. You need the Rankine / Rachele types in finals. The guys who can conjure something out of nothing to keep you in games when the momentum isn't going your way.

Nicks is no mastermind coach, but he did coach a side to a minor premiership. He can't be a useless moron with that achievement behind him. Finals are different, and this team had very little experience going in.

The real test now is can you back it up next season and stay relevant. I do believe the Crows will be up and about next season. I don't think we got to see Adelaide's potential on full display in these finals.
 

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Such a disappointing result for the Crows. I spent most of my childhood in SA and I've always wanted to see Adelaide back up there competing for a flag.

This season was such a golden opportunity, and the Rankine shit just snuffed it all out. You need the Rankine / Rachele types in finals. The guys who can conjure something out of nothing to keep you in games when the momentum isn't going your way.

Nicks is no mastermind coach, but he did coach a side to a minor premiership. He can't be a useless moron with that achievement behind him. Finals are different, and this team had very little experience going in.

The real test now is can you back it up next season and stay relevant. I do believe the Crows will be up and about next season. I don't think we got to see Adelaide's potential on full display in these finals.
Years of making stupid mistake and never learn from them show he is a useless moron. He held back from playing Murphy and Smith this season so we thought he has finally learnt but then default back to selecting them. He held back from the defensive game which stuffed last year but default back closer to the Finals as he think defence win premiership, yes they do but not that type of defence. He played Curtin in the midfield who performed very well but default not to use him when Berry was sinking it up and then use Rachele as the sub so can only sub him in when the game was over.
 
Honest question, do y'all think you would've won with Rankine?

Not trying to kick a dog or anything, just think next year is more likely your year anyway.

Would we have won if we inserted Rankine into a team where otherwise everyone else played exactly the same? No

Would we have won if Rankine never got suspended and didn't suck the energy out of the team through his idiocy? Maybe
 
Can we please uncancel Jeff. Really want him back here having a crack at posters who don’t like “winning”.

**** I hope he has an alias account
Yes there were people huffing Nicksy's farts. Yes the sphincter dam they were hanging out next to was breached and now they're covered in shit. Isn't that punishment enough?
 
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Just listened to Nicks’ presser. His whole demeanour was very much channeling Ken’s “finals are scary” mantra.

If your board has any spine, and if they’ve learnt anything from our 13 years of waste, they will pull the plug before the damage becomes irreparable…
I know you guys know it.
Those who had a brain through the Ken times must sit watching this and squirm with ptsd.
 
Just listened to Nicks’ presser. His whole demeanour was very much channeling Ken’s “finals are scary” mantra.

If your board has any spine, and if they’ve learnt anything from our 13 years of waste, they will pull the plug before the damage becomes irreparable…
Like Bon Jovi said, we're halfway there. Just we have 0 finals wins to show for it unlike Ken did.
 
He drunk dialled you abusive messages?

Carry on.
Yep. It was after the Collingwood win. He came on here like has done all season carrying on like a twat after a win. We went at it. Both copped bans. He then started on the private messages. Next morning gave him the opportunity to apologise and he doubled down.

He then cancelled his account after a few days.

The irony is, what was having a go at me came true, I said I wasn’t excited about minor round wins, let’s wait until finals, which unfortunately vindicated my concerns.
 
The more I think about it, the more our backline got lucky this year for being a top 2 defence.
Murray runs around like a headless chook, doesn’t have much game sense.
Keane over thinks everything and is a liability, but sometimes the risk is worth it.
Worrell is elite, Laird had a good year, Milera was good to watch coming out of defence.
Max will take the next step next year and go to Worrell’s level.
Hinge was really disappointing and Smith has to go. Prioritise Edwards and bring in Bond to free up Max.

Fogarty, like a few others went missing this finals series which hurt, no Rankine and 1/4 of Rachele in our forward half hurt. Tex has to call it a day, I love him but he’s a cooked goose. I think Dawson has to move into Tex’s role up forward.

Once again, as I said earlier, midfield speed has to be the number 1 priority and a young ruck to put pressure on the bumbling idiot ROB is the 2nd. Powell and Bailey would be good and I think the risk of Oliver and/Hollands at low cost is worth it, just don’t let them live together.
 

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Trying to put a positive spin on things, the positives we got out of this finals series were...

If anyone can finish that sentence it'd be great lol.

All we learnt was how to freak out. Dawson looked like he was shitting himself from the coin toss to the final siren.
... we got some finals exposure into that young fella Smith!
 
Nicks is no mastermind coach, but he did coach a side to a minor premiership. He can't be a useless moron with that achievement behind him.
homer simpson episode 3 GIF
 
Nicks is not the coach to take us the next step. He got the shakes last week and tried to be smart.
He was smirking about it before the Pies game, too, when discussing where MM might play.
It was transparently some kinda laughable mind game; failed miserably.
It's the changes that surprise that can affect a result (refer: Malcolm Blight, who never telegraphed a surprise.
Iirc, a St. Kilda player said to Shane Ellen when he lined up that he was in the wrong poz and that the Crows were kicking in that direction. Totally confused them all).
Izak Rankine needs to wear a lot of the blame though. That absolutely destroyed us mentally and ruined our set up. A stupid act by a bloke who alas has a history of being stupid. Time to grow up, and time to be AA level that his talent suggests he is.
This!
Maybe the 4-match homophobic slur suspension will be the turning point for him.
Sid needs a big pre-season and we really need to see the rest of our 2024 draft picks.
... and 2025 Draft picks used intelligently
and
VB and Godden gone
and
Selection integrity
and ... and ... and ...
 
... we got some finals exposure into that young fella Smith!
Gets worse the more you think about it, lol.

He was absolutely an "experience" selection all year. What good did it do in finals? 250 games of experience all leading to blazing at goal from 70m out to a Darcy Moore with no one else within 30m. Now Edwards will be expected to slot in and perform having zero experience.

It's playing Douglas and Jacobs in the last round when we knew they were leaving. It's dropping Phil Davis after a rising star nomination. It's playing Andy Otten in the Grand Final because he's a good story.
 

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