Autopsy AFL 2026 Opening Round - Swans v Blues Thurs March 5th 7:30pm AEDT (SCG)

[voorhees]

Carlton forward line is so bad

without pitonet

 

[MJG14]

Pitto on fire!

 

[CakeEater]

Pittonet has pulled Grundys pants down tonight

 

[MarcMaverick]

Jack won’t shut up. I swear if he says DE fence again….

Spent too much time in the States.

 

[voorhees]

Roberts great 50m goal

 

[Zevon]

Roberts just goes BANG

 

[chickenonachain]

Roberts great 50m goal

Best goal so far in the match

 

[Mr Meow]

Mbappe, Webenyama and Pittonet would be the first 3 picked in a cross-code French dream team in 2026.

 

[voorhees]

heeney...WOW

 

[projectv]

Carlton stinking up a primetime game.

Welcome to 2025 2026.

 

[Elixuh]

Carlton a bit unlucky here that the Swans decided to play well and are now trouncing them.

 

[chickenonachain]

Raining goals

 

[projectv]

Best goal so far in the match

Best goal for about 30 seconds.

 

[Randomizor]

Mbappe, Webenyama and Pittonet would be the first 3 picked in a cross-code French dream team in 2026.

French olympic AFL team perhaps

 

[Mr Meow]

To be honest Carlton haven't done much wrong this quarter besides conceding 10 goals.

 

[voorhees]

cripps you fool

 

[Hollow Knight]

Wow, great captaincy Cripps.

 

[Daka]

Cripps is such an overrated player

 

[Toffee Lion]

14 touches, 2 fights for Cripps tonight.

He is lost out there.

 

[CakeEater]

Cripps heading into his old man footballer stage

Just grappling and wrestling everyone he can

 

[Randomizor]

14 touches, 2 fights for Cripps tonight.

He is lost out there.

Not surprising given the coach

 

[g_TRAIN]

Carlton

 

[FreoRicci]

Cripps should’ve just asked for a trade to Fremantle, would’ve obliged.

 

[Snarls Barkley]

Free kicks should just be in the centre circle after goals. Everyone just wants to start fights after every score to see if the umps will give them another shot

 

[DaicosDisciple35]

Suffice to say Daicos would be crucified for that but it’s just what you’re used to with Cripps.