Headlines we will see in 2008

[Lazyboy]

Judd tears groin, carlton odds on for spoon.

 

[Bring-Back-Powell]

Fremantle draft Kent Kingsley:

Fremantle finally learn from previous trade blunders by trading Matthew Carr for a second round draft pick. However much to everyone's shock, the Dockers use this second round draft pick to select Kent Kingsley.

 

[dogbowl]

Darcy does ACL 3rd time after trip on staircase

 

[AFKAJR]

Bryce Gibbs traded for witches hat.

Richo takes responsibility for loss.

Wallace is devoted to Richmond.

 

[Mitchell Madness]

Buddy franklin or Richard Tambling???

Clarkson admits "I forged those documents"

 

[TwoBlueEyes]

Richmond Recruiting Department Committed To Psychiatric Ward

 

[DannyJames13]

AFL to waste $300 million on new Gold Coast stadium.

Stick it up your rrrse, if you did not want to come up here fair enough but you will not stop the growth of our great game up here.

 

[Sttew]

"'I Have the Passion Again.....' With Geelong securing a top 4 berth, Nathan Ablett says he wants in"

 

[Smokey_22]

"We're ugly!" Admits Roos.

"We're in the box seat" -Bartlett.

"I love myself" Admits Dale Thomas.

 

[jj1978]

Adelaide:
Crows fall, thanks to ageing stars.

Brisbane:
Brown Brownlow

Carlton:
Chris Judd accepts captaincy.

Collingwood:
Rocca bye bye baby.

Pies drunk night out, "We thought it was ok as we are no longer sponsored by TAC".

Essendon:
Knights was not our first choice.

Fremantle:
Dockers name Sunk. Fremantle Bombers born.

Geelong:
The Premiership hangover we had to have!

Hawthorn:
Buddy - 3 strikes.

Kennett and Crawford, "We're in Love"

Melbourne:
If their supporters don't care, should we?

North Melbourne:
Scientists prove the existance of the Shinboner spirit.

Port Adelaide:
Choco goes troppo.

Richmond:
Richo, "My Regret at not requesting to be traded."

It's time to go........ Wallace.

Sydney:
Roos, this is the season we had to have.

Boxing pay cheque reason for Hall's decision.

St Kilda:
Harvey Retires, "Finals are not a mathematical possibility any longer".

West Coast:
Daniel Kerr, "I didn't do it!"

 

[eyeofthetiger]

carlton over salary cap again

tambling is also buddy good

richo retires

kevin sheedy caught having coffee with miller

 

[Gavin Excell]

"Wallace - 2014 is shaping well for tiges"

Lyon denies Saints game plan is deadly dull"

 

[Shinboner Schem]

"Richmond blocks new licence fearing super team"

 

[MadDawg]

"In Rod we trust' - Jason Cloke saves astronaughts by jamming door shut

 

[dogbowl]

Kennett quits Hawks to focus on leading Federal Liberals

 

[Hawkers Hero]

Kennett quits Hawks to focus on leading Federal Liberals

God I hope so

 

[privatopia]

Carlton goes down in nail-biter to grab spoon
Fev grows pubes

 

[Ari]

Demetrio admits "I'm Hitlers love child"

 

[Obeanie1]

Demetriou

"I'm not arrogant but I'm always right!"

Anderson

"The match review pannel have a tough job to do!"

Mick Malthouse

"I feel sorry for the umpires...I really do...."

Eddie Maguire

"Collingwood is one of the best clubs of any sport in the world"

A Clarkson

"He's gone away to address personal and private issues!"

Carlton

"One man doesn't make a team."

 

[Cyclops]

Aside from the usuals (Pie Fight, Blue Day for Blues) I guess the standouts will be:

Dazzling Dale (Thomas wins some fricken award or other)

Rocca Rolled (6 weeks fror charging)

...and a whole series of Buckley ready to coach says <insert hack ex-coach>, Bucks Set for <some crap club eg Blues or tigers> Top Job and finally Bucks Decides Against Coaching Role in 08

and the one we'll never see Sheahan Admits Even Parrot Knows More Than Him

 

[Shane Hird]

Bryce Gibbs traded for witches hat.

Richo takes responsibility for loss.

Wallace is devoted to Richmond.

i like that one for some reason









Hird Starts His Own Airline: "Richard Branson is my Idol"




N.Ablett Builds Giant Ark in Backyard
Declares-"I'll spend all my football earnings to make it happen"


How N.Ablett Wasted $300,000 on Failed Ark


Cashstrapped Ablett Set to Return to Kardina Park





McPhee Holds Opponent to One Mark!



Cousins Wins VermontFC B&F



Exclusive:Andrew Lovett Reveals True Hair Colour!



RD3....Judd Confesses: I knew I should have gone to Essendon



M.Long calls for desert stadium in outback



Sheedy has no comment on football matter



Gumbleton hailed as greatest living CHF in history

 

[The Fireman]

God I hope so

me too, should keep Rudd in power for an extra couple of terms

 

[Hawkers Hero]

me too, should keep Rudd in power for an extra couple of terms

God I hope not

 

[The Fireman]

" Royal Melbourne Zoo Tracks down Escapees"
The zoological society have finally tracked down mammal ,or to be more precise, Primate specimens that have managed to escape the compound situated at Royal Park for decades now. A tip off led the recovery squad to an AFL game where the Collingwood cheersquad was captured , tagged and returned to their relevant enclosures, equipped with poles and nooses the apparent leader of the group proved a handful for his captors. This particular primate had been clever enough to disguise himself with a gold jacket.
Melbourne Zoo is open every day of the year (including Christmas Day and all public holidays) 9.00am - 5.00pm.

 

[The Fireman]

God I hope not

Kennett would ensure that Rudd stays.