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Headlines we will see in 2008

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Fremantle draft Kent Kingsley:

Fremantle finally learn from previous trade blunders by trading Matthew Carr for a second round draft pick. However much to everyone's shock, the Dockers use this second round draft pick to select Kent Kingsley.
 
Bryce Gibbs traded for witches hat.

Richo takes responsibility for loss.

Wallace is devoted to Richmond.
 

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Adelaide:
Crows fall, thanks to ageing stars.

Brisbane:
Brown Brownlow

Carlton:
Chris Judd accepts captaincy.

Collingwood:
Rocca bye bye baby.

Pies drunk night out, "We thought it was ok as we are no longer sponsored by TAC".

Essendon:
Knights was not our first choice.

Fremantle:
Dockers name Sunk. Fremantle Bombers born.

Geelong:
The Premiership hangover we had to have!

Hawthorn:
Buddy - 3 strikes.

Kennett and Crawford, "We're in Love"

Melbourne:
If their supporters don't care, should we?

North Melbourne:
Scientists prove the existance of the Shinboner spirit.

Port Adelaide:
Choco goes troppo.

Richmond:
Richo, "My Regret at not requesting to be traded."

It's time to go........ Wallace.

Sydney:
Roos, this is the season we had to have.

Boxing pay cheque reason for Hall's decision.

St Kilda:
Harvey Retires, "Finals are not a mathematical possibility any longer".

West Coast:
Daniel Kerr, "I didn't do it!"
 
carlton over salary cap again

tambling is also buddy good

richo retires

kevin sheedy caught having coffee with miller
 

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Demetriou

"I'm not arrogant but I'm always right!"

Anderson

"The match review pannel have a tough job to do!"

Mick Malthouse

"I feel sorry for the umpires...I really do...."

Eddie Maguire

"Collingwood is one of the best clubs of any sport in the world"

A Clarkson

"He's gone away to address personal and private issues!"

Carlton

"One man doesn't make a team."
 

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Aside from the usuals (Pie Fight, Blue Day for Blues) I guess the standouts will be:

Dazzling Dale (Thomas wins some fricken award or other)

Rocca Rolled (6 weeks fror charging)

...and a whole series of Buckley ready to coach says <insert hack ex-coach>, Bucks Set for <some crap club eg Blues or tigers> Top Job and finally Bucks Decides Against Coaching Role in 08

and the one we'll never see Sheahan Admits Even Parrot Knows More Than Him
 
Bryce Gibbs traded for witches hat.

Richo takes responsibility for loss.

Wallace is devoted to Richmond.



:thumbsu: i like that one for some reason:D









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The zoological society have finally tracked down mammal ,or to be more precise, Primate specimens that have managed to escape the compound situated at Royal Park for decades now. A tip off led the recovery squad to an AFL game where the Collingwood cheersquad was captured , tagged and returned to their relevant enclosures, equipped with poles and nooses the apparent leader of the group proved a handful for his captors. This particular primate had been clever enough to disguise himself with a gold jacket.
Melbourne Zoo is open every day of the year (including Christmas Day and all public holidays) 9.00am - 5.00pm.
 

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