Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 7: Dragons FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Dragon Island

[GotTheGoodes]

Why are there teeth marks on it?

Are we still talking about the choccie coins?

 

[ant555]

Are we still talking about the choccie coins?

No my gold coins are not chocolate.

 

[sataris]

No my gold coins are not chocolate.

Then why was there chocalate inside??!

 

[ant555]

Voodoo doll - check.

Sacrifice for the Qooty gods-check.

The slain Dragon- check.

The rats are happy.

 

[ant555]

Then why was there chocalate inside??!

They are not chocolate coins.
Pure gold.

Ant Bear knows not to rip me of. I know people who know people.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Voodoo doll - check.

Sacrifice for the Quooty gods-check.

The slain Dragon- check.

The rats are happy.

Whoa.

Game of Thrones spoiler alert.....

 

[ant555]

Whoa.

Game of Thrones spoiler alert.....

Can you get banned for a spoiler alert if you have not watched a single minute of the spoiled show ?

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Can you get banned for a spoiler alert if you have not watched a single minute of the spoiled show ?

Ive seen it.

But if you were a true GoT fan you should have watched it by now. So would be your own fault.

 

[ant555]

Just getting the witch doctor warmed up.

 

[ant555]

Ive seen it.

But if you were a true GoT fan you should have watched it by now. So would be your own fault.

Not sure I would say not a fan. Just never watched any of it. I have not ventured past the X Files

 

[philreich]

My match payments.

Being from Baghdad I do not do cash. Just gold.

Is that one coin for every tennis pun in this thread?

 

[ant555]

Is that one coin for every tennis pun in this thread?

And every dad joke

 

[philreich]

Well your past five seasons have provided a wealth of finals chokes.

And I've heard that the Dragons coach has them on a tomato soup diet ahead of this week's game, in the hope they don't choke......

 

[rickety]

Swampies you can't let him hold you hostage like this, recruit who you want.

No way, Sportmaniac89 organises the end of season trip, laughs at all over our Dad jokes and ,aked sure we all get to the ground on time

 

[mike123]

No way, Sportmaniac89 organises the end of season trip, laughs at all over our Dad jokes and ,aked sure we all get to the ground on time

He laughs at dad jokes?

Delist!

 

[rickety]

Don't ******* call Matt

My name is Mike ffs

 

[rickety]

He laughs at dad jokes?

Delist!

Well we like a fun and happy atmosphere, we are a family club, we take it one game at a time and never ever get ahead of ourselves. And that's just during the daylight hours. If not for our dad jokes, we'd be Dragons and very very bored.

 

[rickety]

I've heard that's a good thing, though I wouldn't know from experience.

I think I just googled you

 

[rickety]

It seems clear from that outburst that his favourite tennis player is John Mike-Enroe......

Also known to be a fan of this bloke

this fella,

and the sound of his own voice

 

[sataris]

Don't ******* call Matt

My name is Mike ffs

Quiet Gerald.

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[sataris]

Are we taking a break from the tennis puns?

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[rickety]

I needed to SMASH something cross court.

Who is at fault here?

 

[mike123]

Quiet Gerald.

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EAD

 

[rickety]

Are we taking a break from the tennis puns?

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That'd be ace

 

[mike123]

I needed to SMASH something cross court.

I love Smash...

...Super Smash Brothers that is.