Scott Morrison - How Long? (Part 1 - Continued in Part 2)

[Leeda]

I scored a reply from the Dear Leeda!

Nah watching the 'girls'game ..cricket..don't Cary yourself too far....

 

[GreyWind]

did he? I am sure that if he did he would have a good reason.. don't be so much of a pleb.. he is trying as hard as the short pants dude is...

carry on... good will to you..

A good reason to lie? He's scaremongering to try and win votes and spin the asylum seeker bill into something it's not. **** you're an idiot.

 

[NSWCROW]

FFS call an election campaigner

How's the face he made

 

[Tyls83]

What an utter indefensible grub

 

[Leeda]

A good reason to lie? He's scaremongering to try and win votes and spin the asylum seeker bill into something it's not. **** you're an idiot.

no I am no more an idiot than you... and nor an idiot than he.. shuttle busses and we are all going to get there fine..

stop being so precious..

 

[Leeda]

What an utter indefensible grub

who please tell.. I am intelligent enough to work this out.. go on scare me..

 

[Leeda]

there is plenty to tell if you are all ground breaking and whether you are shooting a till.. or even if you are shattering a groundswell of perception...

 

[NSWCROW]

 

[Pessimistic]

How's the face he made

So the money now going to Christmas Island instead of rural recovery was originally from NDIS

I’m going to pull that one on my kids

 

[Dry Rot]

What an utter indefensible grub

I want to like twice for the use of the word grub.

 

[QuietB]

So the money now going to Christmas Island instead of rural recovery was originally from NDIS

I’m going to pull that one on my kids

Wait til he realise he is really screwed, changes his mind about Christmas Island and rediverts the money again to the church

 

[AM]

 

[Crankyhawk]

Scott Morrison can be thankful that Malcolm Turnbull's autobiography doesn't get released until later in the year.

Imagine if Turnbull's book was published right in the middle or even in the final days of the election. What damage could it do to the Coalition's chances of retaining government?

Early preview leaks are likely imo

 

[Crankyhawk]

Please tell this to practically every bloody political journo in Australia. They're still singing from the same outdated song sheet.

It is in political journo interest to make it seem closer than it actually is (think tv footy commentary); they want their views read and spread.

 

[SBD Gonzalez]

Yeah if Scott Morrison’s a Christian then I’m a Dutchman’s uncle.

 

[Generalissimo]

Yeah if Scott Morrison’s a Christian then I’m a Dutchman’s uncle.

Ambrose Bierce once wrote a little story about a man who encountered Jesus while travelling, but didn't recognize him. "May I ask, sir, are you a Christian?"

Jesus turns to him with disgust and replies, "A Christian? Goodness, no! I'm Christ."


I can't think of anyone who fails to live up to Jesus's teachings as completely as Scott Morrison, except possibly for Trump.

 

[Heisenberg_]

Ambrose Bierce once wrote a little story about a man who encountered Jesus while travelling, but didn't recognize him. "May I ask, sir, are you a Christian?"

Jesus turns to him with disgust and replies, "A Christian? Goodness, no! I'm Christ."


I can't think of anyone who fails to live up to Jesus's teachings as completely as Scott Morrison, except possibly for Trump.

 

[sherb]

Yeah if Scott Morrison’s a Christian then I’m a Dutchman’s uncle.

He's no Christian.

 

[Gough]

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That his personal saviour likely resembled Waleed Ali is also unfortunate for Morrison's particularly brand of faith.

 

[Cooldude]

I can't think of anyone who fails to live up to Jesus's teachings as completely as Scott Morrison, except possibly for Trump.

Oh trust me, if you've ever been in one of those churches, you'll be amazed by the shit the members are up to. We should never presume that Christians are good

 

[Hawk Dork]

Oh trust me, if you've ever been in one of those churches, you'll be amazed by the shit the members are up to. We should never presume that Christians are good

The KKK was started by their forefathers

 

[SBD Gonzalez]

He's no Christian.

Which comes as no small relief to me, as you can imagine, because I was pretty sure I’m not a Dutchman’s uncle.

 

[blured]

Scummo is like one those 1980 evangelical campaigners.

 

[NSWCROW]

Scummo is like one those 1980 evangelical campaigners.

Remember that dickhead who said ' AC/DC stood for " Anti Christ Devils Children " ?

 

[SBD Gonzalez]

Interesting reading the comments from various political strategists in Peter Hartcher’s SMH article today.

There is no more entrenched resident of the Canberra Bubble than Scott Morrison.

Sheesh, he’s as bolted to the ground there as the kids’ playgym in the park.