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That is some decent spin you have added there. Let me make what I was saying clear.I'm not the one that has been dropping him.
His VFL matches said it all last year as far as I'm concerned. Nothing separates Parish from a player like Mynott, nothing other than reputation. Mynott doesn't play so there is no reason why Parish should.
The comment about Guelfi related to his last game. You'll get no argument from me about his first 3.
As for Laverde and Begley, I was responding to a post asking for what I think is happening.
But if the disappointing progression of Laverde's career is a reason to play Parish, then sure.
And for the record, yes, I would absolutely back Laverde's VFL games to transfer to the AFL. Problem for Parish is that he is transferring his VFL games to the AFL.
That is some decent spin you have added there. Let me make what I was saying clear.
You have a clear and obvious double standard in how you assess Parish and Jayden Laverde.
You say that Darcy Parish, a 59 game 21yo midfielder has not shown enough at AFL level to cement or demand a spot in the senior side. In isolation this is fair enough for you to have this view.
However, you then relentlessly champion the cause of a 22 (soon to be 23yo) 3rd tall forward who has never before gone through a season without a serious injury and played only 30 games despite being drafted a whole year earlier than Parish.
When returning from a stint from the VFL last year Parish averaged over 22 disposals, 3 tackles and almost 4 clearances a game over a 7 match stretch.
In contrast, the longest streak of Laverdes career outside his first year in the system came last year, where he averaged 12.1 disposals and 0.3 goals a game.
To say the latter has a Baguley 'warming the seat' for their place in the side, whilst the former has shown little improvement over the course of 18 months has no logical standing or evidentiary basis.
Moreso, to claim Parish's selection is based on reputation is largely ironic when compared to Laverde, who - due to an extensive history with injuries - has really only got his reputation and a small sample size of exposure for us to assess him on
The only conclusion that can be drawn is that you have a serious bias for some reason towards Laverde and against Parish. That is free for yours to have, but dont drive this nonsense forward that it is at all based on evidence.
it’s widely accepted that aliens built them. read a book my friend.... is a mystery on par with the construction of the pyramids.
oh Bruno, nice wall of text but you do yourself a disservice and let yourself down with ignorant comments like this
it’s widely accepted that aliens built them. read a book my friend.
exactly! and they didn’t even have ubers to helpI tell you, aliens constructing the pyramids is by far the most sensible explanation.
Coming a close second is Graham Hancock's "suspicion" that ancient humans did it using telepathic powers.
They took 50 tonne granite stones from quarries 700km away!?

Since he was drafted we've acquired McGrath, Shiel and Smith who have all elbowed past Parish for a midfield gig (and considering the talent of the Ss, no surprises there).
I feel like Parish could play a sort of half back flank/wing role (Guelfi's, similar to the one Myers had in 2017 when everyone came back and the midfield was a logjam), except he's not really any better than Guelfi atm, despite the 40 career games difference between the two.![]()
Having said this we've used quite a lot of players already this year. Lots of players being 'rested' before round 6, a lot of them are unforced.
Parish missed round 1. Ridley missed round 2. Myers and Brown missed round 3. Guelfi missed round 4. Smith and Zaka rested in round 5. Parish omitted again in round 6. Langford, Francis, Redman, Clarke, Mutch, Ham have all had a couple of games each, sharing a couple of spots between them.
Either there's a rotating rest week or there's serious competition for spots in the midfield and defence. Maybe a bit of both. Meanwhile the forwards are mostly brand new draftees or injured. heh.
Most of the teams that have used as many players as we have at this point are currently at the bottom of the ladder.
4 wins
Geelong 24
St Kilda 27
3 wins (currently inside the 8)
Fremantle 27
Collingwood 24
Port Adelaide 25
GWS 29
Essendon 29
West Coast 28
3 wins (currently outside the 8)
Brisbane 24
Richmond 32
Gold Coast 25
2 wins
Adelaide 29
Hawthorn 28
Western Bulldogs 26
1 win
Carlton 29
Sydney 29
Melbourne 29
North Melbourne 29
Hopefully we trade him to Collingwood then and not St KildaWhoever gets him will get him for a steal.
Oh at this point us rotating our players is more or less just a theory, though it seems to be supported from what we know so far with a limited pool of data (five rounds). You can watch the trends unfold in the spreadsheet that's linked in the player contracts thread, the roles tab is probably the easiest one to interpret. It's also embedded in the team list and player stats thread in my signature.Like this data and I'd love to see it followed up.
But I'm really not certain this is enough to establish a trend of any sort. Too many variables.
Very, very poor omissions from the club for the Collingwood game.
I understand, but Parish our before Baguley?? Gimme a break.
“Parish is similar, (he is) really just forced out of the side not because he is struggling or anything like that, but because with those two guys coming in, one of the midfielders had to miss out.”Very, very poor omissions from the club for the Collingwood game.
I understand, but Parish our before Baguley?? Gimme a break.
He's just resting due to all the short breaks #TrustInWooshWhere was this outrage for Francis?
Two can’t be compared in the slightest. One is a small forward, other is a mid. They’re not competing with each other for a spot.
Mate, none of that logical stuff around here.“Parish is similar, (he is) really just forced out of the side not because he is struggling or anything like that, but because with those two guys coming in, one of the midfielders had to miss out.”



