AFL Player 13: Nik Cox - cleared to return! - 11/11

[Beerfish]

Contract Status: Out of contract 2026
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 6, Rick Ross

 

[Doss]

I blame all the iPads and Blackberries that proliferated during Capper’s 80s heyday for his state today.

 

[MiguelM]

I blame all the iPads and Blackberries that proliferated during Capper’s 80s heyday for his state today.

Tight shorts too!

 

[Old Campaigner]

Tight shorts too!

Cut off blood flow to his brain

 

[MiguelM]

Cut off blood flow to his brain

Brain definitely in that region!

 

[DERO]

Some gold in this thread. Nicely done all.

 

[Agronomus]

This post could be a symptom of CTE

I had 3 concussions before I finished primary school. The ones where the other kids poke you with a stick to see if you're alive before getting a grown up. My last was at 48 seeing if I could last a 3 minute round with a pro kickboxer. Feel sorry for this generation being told to be scared of everything

 

[Agronomus]

Close. Its due to the increased levels of avocado on toast, similar to the reason why young people cant afford houses. Avocado on toast is shown to effect the brain in strange ways - its true, i saw a facebook post about it

Young people can't afford houses because they have to spend 20 years of their lives in our "education" system. They can still afford uber eats though

 

[DERO]

I had 3 concussions before I finished primary school. The ones where the other kids poke you with a stick to see if you're alive before getting a grown up. My last was at 48 seeing if I could last a 3 minute round with a pro kickboxer. Feel sorry for this generation being told to be scared of everything

I think it is ok to be scared of brain trauma.

Also, I think your posting can now be explained!

 

[Doss]

A kickboxer tried to concuss me once but I deflected his woke left peg with my avocado toast that I acquired via UberEats while I thumbed my nose at the establishment by refusing to bid on a house for sale.

 

[dank420_]

Hey son, see that professional kickboxer over there? See if you can fight him. No need to be scared!

 

[DERO]

jmoo wan would totally be up for it.

 

[jmoo wan]

jmoo wan would totally be up for it.

Only if they were 12 years old or younger. i’m not an idiot

 

[Squeaky]

Only if they were 12 years old or younger. i’m not an idiot

I can see it now: - "11.5 year old walks free after knocking out and maiming a consenting adult in a clandestine kickboxing event."

 

[faible]

I can see it now: - "11.5 year old walks free after knocking out and maiming a consenting adult in a clandestine kickboxing event."

Obviously they identified Jmoo's weakness, he simply can't handle a foot stomp

 

[JT_the_Man]

You reckon Nguyen, Unwin and Gerreyn could actually get a game?

Unwin is an emergency tonight just for the record. So maybe he could.

 

[faible]

Unwin is an emergency tonight just for the record. So maybe he could.

Unwin in for a win or an unwin?

 

[JT_the_Man]

Unwin in for a win or an unwin?

All I see is win. We can't lose!

 

[BomberManU]

Only if they were 12 years old or younger. i’m not an idiot

 

[Squeaky]

You know what happens at the end right?

 

[BomberManU]

You know what happens at the end right?

Haha, I do

 

[andleanback]

You reckon Nguyen, Unwin and Gerreyn could actually get a game?

Nguyen no, unwin yes, gerreyn no

 

[Agronomus]

Hey son, see that professional kickboxer over there? See if you can fight him. No need to be scared!

Real men face their fears. When I was a kid and scared of the dark the old man wanted to give me a knife, blanket and torch and sleep the night at Frankston cemetery like he was made to do when he was a kid. Toughens you up!

 

[Agronomus]

Back in his day people just took the traumatic brain injury and got on with it.

Definitely hasn't had any long-term impacts on him, look at the quality of his posting!

So when Hird had half his head caved in should he have been retired then? How's his CTE going? Isn't his football insight still respected?
How's Jordan Lewis' CTE going? We trusted Lewis with the external review and yet he's brain damaged according to some AFL shills.

 

[Doss]

 

[dank420_]

Real men face their fears. When I was a kid and scared of the dark the old man wanted to give me a knife, blanket and torch and sleep the night at Frankston cemetery like he was made to do when he was a kid. Toughens you up!

You are amazing!














Ignore him son he has a brain injury