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Here's how I see it (this post is exclusively for desperados like me who have nothing better to do on a Monday morning):
R1 - v Gold Coast SUNS (MCG)- Loss
2015 won't be the year we buck the trend of losing a 'winnable' game to an interstate side at the G
R2 - v GWS GIANTS (SO) - Win
If we're serious about 2015 there's no way we can drop this game.
R3 - v Adelaide (AO) - Loss
Lightning doesn't strike in the same place twice.
R4 - v Richmond (MCG) - Win
A stirring win for the true believers.
R5 - v Fremantle (MCG) - Loss
A devastating loss to dishearten the true believers.
R6 - v Sydney (MCG) - Loss
I reckon we'll push the Swans the whole way but will ultimately end up losing by a goal or less.
R7 - v Hawthorn (MCG) - Loss
Hawthorn will never leave second gear and beat us by ten goals.
R8 - v Western Bulldogs (MCG) - Win
A good rivalry has been developing here. We should win, if it was at Docklands we'd lose.
R9 - v Port Adelaide (TP) - Loss
Port simply too good across the park.
R10 - v Collingwood (MCG) - Win
You've gotta bank on at least one upset every year. A big win on a big stage.
R11 - v St Kilda (ES) - Loss
Will be a horrible, horrible game.
R12 - v Geelong (SS) - Loss
In my head this game is accompanied by the soothing tones of Burt Bacharach's 'I'll Never Fall In Love Again'.
Bye - Come into the bye 4-8.
R13 - v West Coast (TIO) - Loss
Reigning Brownlow medallist Matt Priddis to kick 14 before being subbed off at half time.
R14 - v Essendon (MCG) - Loss
Knowing us this will be the only game Essendon win all season.
R15 - v Brisbane (MCG) - Loss
The Lions will be much improved this year.
R16 - v St Kilda (MCG) - Win
An ugly win which will only go part way to make up for the humiliating loss to the Saints earlier in the year.
R17 - v Collingwood (MCG) - Loss
Feels odd that we're playing them twice. Do we still get gate takings from QB?
R18 - v North Melbourne (MCG) - Loss
At least we only play them once.
R19 - v Western Bulldogs (ES) - Loss
Dogs to win the return game.
R20 - v Carlton (MCG) - Loss
This is a winnable game but I think we'll be running out of steam by this point. Plus I'm being intentionally conservative.
R21 - v Fremantle (PS) - Win
Just kidding.
R22 - v GWS GIANTS (ES) - Win
What the hell is this? Some kind of sick joke?
So by my (conservative) count we finish the season at 6-16. No doubt we'll pull a out an unexpected win or two and also crash and burn somewhere spectacularly. It's an improvement but not by much. At least we'll see plenty of footy ('footy') at the G.
R1 - v Gold Coast SUNS (MCG)- Loss
2015 won't be the year we buck the trend of losing a 'winnable' game to an interstate side at the G
R2 - v GWS GIANTS (SO) - Win
If we're serious about 2015 there's no way we can drop this game.
R3 - v Adelaide (AO) - Loss
Lightning doesn't strike in the same place twice.
R4 - v Richmond (MCG) - Win
A stirring win for the true believers.
R5 - v Fremantle (MCG) - Loss
A devastating loss to dishearten the true believers.
R6 - v Sydney (MCG) - Loss
I reckon we'll push the Swans the whole way but will ultimately end up losing by a goal or less.
R7 - v Hawthorn (MCG) - Loss
Hawthorn will never leave second gear and beat us by ten goals.
R8 - v Western Bulldogs (MCG) - Win
A good rivalry has been developing here. We should win, if it was at Docklands we'd lose.
R9 - v Port Adelaide (TP) - Loss
Port simply too good across the park.
R10 - v Collingwood (MCG) - Win
You've gotta bank on at least one upset every year. A big win on a big stage.
R11 - v St Kilda (ES) - Loss
Will be a horrible, horrible game.
R12 - v Geelong (SS) - Loss
In my head this game is accompanied by the soothing tones of Burt Bacharach's 'I'll Never Fall In Love Again'.
Bye - Come into the bye 4-8.
R13 - v West Coast (TIO) - Loss
Reigning Brownlow medallist Matt Priddis to kick 14 before being subbed off at half time.
R14 - v Essendon (MCG) - Loss
Knowing us this will be the only game Essendon win all season.
R15 - v Brisbane (MCG) - Loss
The Lions will be much improved this year.
R16 - v St Kilda (MCG) - Win
An ugly win which will only go part way to make up for the humiliating loss to the Saints earlier in the year.
R17 - v Collingwood (MCG) - Loss
Feels odd that we're playing them twice. Do we still get gate takings from QB?
R18 - v North Melbourne (MCG) - Loss
At least we only play them once.
R19 - v Western Bulldogs (ES) - Loss
Dogs to win the return game.
R20 - v Carlton (MCG) - Loss
This is a winnable game but I think we'll be running out of steam by this point. Plus I'm being intentionally conservative.
R21 - v Fremantle (PS) - Win
Just kidding.
R22 - v GWS GIANTS (ES) - Win
What the hell is this? Some kind of sick joke?
So by my (conservative) count we finish the season at 6-16. No doubt we'll pull a out an unexpected win or two and also crash and burn somewhere spectacularly. It's an improvement but not by much. At least we'll see plenty of footy ('footy') at the G.