Analysis 2016 Carlton Football Club Annual Report

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I believe it was the earl of sandwich.

I know this because I was skyping with my mum a couple of years ago and we were organising a Christmas function for some 8 months in the future. I scrolled past a random date in my phone calendar and there was a reminder to "Ask Mrs ShanDog about the Earl of Sandwich". It is the most random, non-sensical thing I've ever put in my phone.

Why did I put that in there?
What was I going to ask her about specifically?
Why ask Mrs ShanDog who hates my "helpful facts" so much?
Why was it put in my calendar for 7 months time?

We spent the next 20 minutes laughing at the ridiculousness of it all and barely got any planning done.

True story. Bet you're glad you read it.
Can't drop a big enough ffs on this...
 
Can't drop a big enough ffs on this...
The second stupidist thing I've put in my phone was a contact named 'Standard Fox'.

Had a mobile number. Nothing else.

Been in my phone for about 5 years now.

Still have absolutely NFI who it is. I should give them a call.
 
The second stupidist thing I've put in my phone was a contact named 'Standard Fox'.

Had a mobile number. Nothing else.

Been in my phone for about 5 years now.

Still have absolutely NFI who it is. I should give them a call.
Should be part of the next podcast.
 

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