Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Spazz Cat]

I just walk from the G usually.

Either leave the match bang on 5-8mins early, get the jump on the crowd. Or on the flip side just wait at least 15-20 after the final siren, wait till it clears out.

Since I've lived in Melbourne I just walk down to Flinders.
As a kid though had to get the Vline from Richmond back to Geelong. You had to get there early.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Wtf is with Gary Rohan??? I see he's sometimes featured in news.com.au articles.

The absolute fu**..... some pls explain that to me.


/Bartel fair enough tho, she/they're in the public eye a whole lot more.

I dunno. Noone does

 

[Partridge]

Could be worse. Could be showing Nadia Bartel or Gary Rohans wife.
Rather see a fat campaigner sink piss.
I enjoyed the Port gf where he was crying and the talked to him. That was great.

A tiny bit of the latter sure. But far too much attention is paid to non-playing, non-involved people now. It's like they speak for all fans or something - they don't.

Could be worse, at least we don't have Mick Molloy as our public and extremely annoying mouthpiece. At least Brownless was athletic and could play at one point.

 

[Shell]

It is a great walk, either Flinders st or BM side- walking towards the city, view of the Art Centre etc.

 

[Shell]

I dunno. Noone does

Im assuming it all started with the juicy Hawkins rumour.

Otherwise no one would gaf.
(i dont tho tbh)

 

[Spazz Cat]

A tiny bit of the latter sure. But far too much attention is paid to non-playing, non-involved people now. It's like they speak for all fans or something - they don't.

Could be worse, at least we don't have Mick Molloy as our public and extremely annoying mouthpiece. At least Brownless was athletic and could play at one point.

I don't mind Mick Molloy. But he's a f**kwit and not funny when he does Richmond stuff.
Would embarrass me if I went for them.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Im assuming it all started with the juicy Hawkins rumour.

Otherwise no one would gaf.
(i dont tho tbh)

I think she's trying to be a Instagram influencer so probs got a PR firm pumping her up

 

[Shell]

I cant get into the Front Bar. Bits and pieces Ive watched and its funny.

But i just cant watch an ep from start to finish. Nfi why

 

[Partridge]

I don't mind Mick Molloy. But he's a f**kwit and not funny when he does Richmond stuff.
Would embarrass me if I went for them.

Having seen his standup - many moons ago - he's not funny on a regular basis believe me.

He's actually better not trying to be funny. List most Australian "comedians" he sucks at it.

 

[Spazz Cat]

I cant get into the Front Bar. Bits and pieces Ive watched and its funny.

But i just cant watch an ep from start to finish. Nfi why

Never seen it TBH

 

[Shell]

I think she's trying to be a Instagram influencer so probs got a PR firm pumping her up

The physio?

Better do a better job then, cause that's only how/what I know her by

 

[Shell]

Never seen it TBH

They have guests in from yesteryear, it can be quite humorous

 

[Spazz Cat]

Having seen his standup - many moons ago - he's not funny on a regular basis believe me.

He's actually better not trying to be funny. List most Australian "comedians" he sucks at it.

Never seen his stand up TBH. But it might be like Jim Jeffries a bit.
I don't like his stand up that much, but when he's just chatting normally he's bloody hilarious.

 

[Spazz Cat]

The physio?

Better do a better job then, cause that's only how/what I know her by

Nah the ex

 

[Shell]

Nah the ex

Wat. No he left his wife FOR the physio

 

[Shell]

*who worked for Geelong. But doesnt anymore

 

[Shell]

Or do you mean the ex is trying to be on insta

 

[Shell]

Never seen his stand up TBH. But it might be like Jim Jeffries a bit.
I don't like his stand up that much, but when he's just chatting normally he's bloody hilarious.

You wanna see funny Mick Molloy just google "Late Show intros Mick and Tony" and laugh your ass off.


The Late Show was the best live Aussie comedy show, period.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Or do you mean the ex is trying to be on insta

Yeah that one. She's trying to get famous off it all.

 

[Shell]

Yeah that one. She's trying to get famous off it all.

*my response to this post would be the rolling eyes likey.. but its not coming up

 

[Spazz Cat]

You wanna see funny Mick Molloy just google "Late Show intros Mick and Tony" and laugh your ass off.


The Late Show was the best live Aussie comedy show, period.

Oh f**k yeah. That was the best. Charlie the wonder dog and the pissweak kids and all that?

 

[Shell]

Yep

 

[Spazz Cat]

Yep

Was f**king great!

 

[Shell]

Tommy Gs newsdesk, Graham and the Colonel, Bargearse

 

[Shell]

Hahahahaha ill never forget this line from Bargearse: "Now put down ya pen and paper, this orders real simple. I want a shitload of dim sims and a bucket of soy sauce"