List Mgmt. 2023 Trade & List Management Thread II - Goldy&Bucket➡️✅/'24 EoFR & #44➡️Stephens&#25✅/#21&#25➡️Fisher&#17✅/'24 EoFR➡️#18✅

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Spoiler: 2023 Draft Order

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[Samsquanch]

Even as a fully grown man, a nice Fanta spider brings Kraks back to his childhood in rural WA

I wonder if a passiona spiders are a thing?

 

[ChopChopDigDig]

Warrigal Road, Cheltenham?

Lol, I got conned on that one. Thought the sign said 'Guiness Book best vanilla slice' but it's actually 'Guiness Book biggest vanilla slice'.

It wasn't the best vanilla slice, but **** me they are bloody big!!

 

[Orange Peanut]

Thanks koshi. Warlord2Cheezels was it Foster Bakery?

Oops wrong combo. Sheezel2Wardlaw which ****en bakery was it? FFS this is killng me and making me hungry at the same time.

 

[krakouers]

I wonder if a passiona spiders are a thing?

SpiderBurton22 im sure is a very passionate man

But yes, you had the option of Passiona ones

 

[blackshadow]

There’s a bakery near me that claims to have the ‘Best Vanilla Slice in Melbourne’. I was in there one day getting lunch when a woman came in and in a surprisingly aggressive manner demanded to know how they could justify such a claim. The poor girl behind the counter calmly explained that they believe that they do have the best slice etc. Angry woman then said in a shitty tone “well give me one then”. Then in an admirable attempt to keep a straight face the reply came “sorry Madam, we have already sold out today. You’ll have to come back another day. Is there anything else we can help you with?”. Cue grumpy customer stomping out of shop. Me giving her a cheeky grin as she exited didn’t seem to help[emoji16]

Slightly controversially these are more your French Vanilla slice which may be an issue for some in the snot block community. There’s many other hills that I’m prepared to die on rather than this one.

French Lettuce?


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[Gumble Frankieton]

Warrigal Road, Cheltenham?

Station St, Fairfield. But I’m guessing there’s probably a heap of shops making the same claim.
One of our competitors used to make the claim on their website that they had ‘the best piano workshop in the universe’. That claim was as accurate as saying that CCJ, Keenan Reynolds and David Calthorpe are the best 3 signings in the modern age.

 

[justroyal]

you’d imagine it would be pick 2, maybe 14 or an upgraded 14. And our future first not a PP, which would most likely be a bottom 5/ top 5 next year.

Yeah no matter how you skin it, seems excessive. Have to agree with corn

 

[krakouers]

I think every rural town has had an award winning bakery/winery/artist/tourist attraction

 

[DocSholl]

You're not allowed to trade as a bakery if you don't claim to have the best vanilla slice in the country

 

[DocSholl]

Biggie Nuyon = the Sy

 

[krakouers]

You're not allowed to trade as a bakery if you don't claim to have the best vanilla slice in the country

Some of the best meat pie people dislike this

 

[Tas]

you’d imagine it would be pick 2, maybe 14 or an upgraded 14. And our future first not a PP, which would most likely be a bottom 5/ top 5 next year.

Yeah no matter how you skin it, seems excessive. Have to agree with corn

Those big hauls come when you have a borderline top 10 pick, like if Geelong wanted 1, they would need multiple first round picks. Going from 1 to 2 isn't the same kind of leap, you are getting the 2nd best player, not the 10th best.

 

[apollo_creed]

This Richmond guy is better than CCJ.

Never seen him play, haven't looked up his stats but just playing the percentages with this one.

 

[Makeshift Park]

That can't be a thing.


I confess that I did used to drink caramel milkshakes, and even lime spiders (and one time, coke in a glass with vanilla ice-cream as a dare).

Vanilla slices are pretty good but it's over 10 years since I had one (incidentally, from some bakery on the way to Echuca that claimed to be Australia's best but it was only OK).

But in retrospect, caramel milkshakes are an abomination as are blue heaven and strawberry.

You're completely right on caramel milkshakes. You should tell it to the bloke in the big chair.

 

[krakouers]

You're completely right on caramel milkshakes, but you might need to tell it to the bloke in the big chair.

Curried Yabbies eh?
a few Dim Sim supporters on here now have Clarko in their sights

 

[Snowy off the Tram]

Biggie Nuyon = the Sy

The Sign You On? Funky ...

 

[Del191229]

Biggie Nyoun: The Can't You See, Sometimes Your Words Just Hypnotise Me

 

[Del191229]

You're completely right on caramel milkshakes. You should tell it to the bloke in the big chair.

 

[Makeshift Park]

I don't think unrestricted free agents count towards compensation calculations. I could be wrong...

I think you might be wrong. Isn't this exactly why Richmond opted to receive Tarrant in a trade rather than take him as a UFA? Because they would have lost the Chol compo?

 

[Farthers]

I think you might be wrong. Isn't this exactly why Richmond opted to receive Tarrant in a trade rather than take him as a UFA?

I was reading this which had delisted free agents not getting compo. Which I assume it means the same going the other way?

 

[Makeshift Park]

I was reading this which had delisted free agents not getting compo. Which I assume it means the same going the other way?

Tom Morris said we'd be getting him as a UFA. He's hasn't been delisted, at least yet.

 

[franjon]

Thank you Legend!

So another opinion piece

"The West Australian understands there is now a strong belief that the Eagles will keep the pick and draft Reid, unless the Kangaroos come with a Godfather offer of at least their first picks in this year’s draft, which appears unlikely."

When did Cawo start writing for the West Australian? And a Godfather offer? Does that mean people will start turning up dead?

 

[Farthers]

Tom Morris said we'd be getting him as a UFA. He's hasn't been delisted, at least yet.

Ah ok, I might be getting confused. I thought a delisted free agent was a type of UFA not a separate thing.

Edit: I also thought he was a delisted free agent because he had been delisted in the past.

 

[Sphynx]

There’s a bakery near me that claims to have the ‘Best Vanilla Slice in Melbourne’. I was in there one day getting lunch when a woman came in and in a surprisingly aggressive manner demanded to know how they could justify such a claim. The poor girl behind the counter calmly explained that they believe that they do have the best slice etc. Angry woman then said in a shitty tone “well give me one then”. Then in an admirable attempt to keep a straight face the reply came “sorry Madam, we have already sold out today. You’ll have to come back another day. Is there anything else we can help you with?”. Cue grumpy customer stomping out of shop. Me giving her a cheeky grin as she exited didn’t seem to help

Slightly controversially these are more your French Vanilla slice which may be an issue for some in the snot block community. There’s many other hills that I’m prepared to die on rather than this one.

The owner of that bakery used to own the Flinders Bakery before moving and did in fact win one of those awards

You need a knife and fork and a drop sheet to attack those Vanilla Slices, they are enormous.

 

[Tas]

I think you might be wrong. Isn't this exactly why Richmond opted to receive Tarrant in a trade rather than take him as a UFA? Because they would have lost the Chol compo?

My bad, i meant delisted free agents. You are right about unrestricted free agents, i don't think delisted free agents count. Again, I could be wrong.