Had a weird dream last night. Dragons were chasing me and I was running towards a cave. Problem was the cave entrance was covered by a large rock. I couldn't budge it. Just as the dragon's flames were getting closer a genie appeared and said I must know the magic words to make the stone roll enough to let me through. I didn't know what they were so I sat and accepted my fate. Just then, the ghost of my dead Grandmother appeared (bless her) I said "Granny!!!! do you know the magic words?" "I do little sully ya cheeky bugger (she always thought I was a cheeky bugger)... repeat after me....Ben Williams is a complete and utter f*ckwit"
The cave was really nice once I got inside
Thanks Gran
The cave was really nice once I got inside
Thanks Gran





