Beauty & Style Awkward Flirting Stories - Part 2

[Craven Morehead]

One sexual encounter recently in the last 8-18+ months of starvation does not make it "having more luck" and putting smiles on people's faces. Well, it shouldn't, anyway. That's a horrible state of affairs to be content with. The longest I've ever gone without is maximum 8 hours (if I push it), and that's what everyone should be getting and aiming for really. All that love and sex in you all, just wilting away on the vine Or maybe I'm just a machine compared to humanity?

Do you swoon them with tin foil hat stories about fake moon landings and the flat earth?

 

[Exe Gesis]

Do you swoon them with tin foil hat stories about fake moon landings and the flat earth?

No....with my good looks, good hygiene, good dress sense, my winning smile and humor, and of course, my schlong. Tho William Wonka is right, in that my schlong is doing the heavy lifting.

 

[William Wonka]

No....with my good looks, good hygiene, good dress sense, my winning smile and humor, and of course, my schlong. Tho William Wonka is right, in that my schlong is doing the heavy lifting.

#girth

 

[Billy ray]

Just checking in. Been having sex all afternoon

 

[revo333]

Afternoon sex is very underrated.

 

[HairyO]

So I dont think the breast contact was accidental...

 

[Shell]

So I dont think the breast contact was accidental...

Thats great then. What (else) happened then

 

[thegrach]

How good are ****?

Swimming is very disappointed not to be mentioned in this post.

 

[HairyO]

Thats great then. What (else) happened then

I didnt end up sleeping where I expected to be sleeping.

 

[Mr X]

I didnt end up sleeping where I expected to be sleeping.

Jail to sleep it off?

 

[HairyO]

Jail to sleep it off?

Ive never been that drunk. However, I dare say the morning after there may be vague memories which would make for awkward flirting stories.

 

[Shell]

Ive never been that drunk. However, I dare say the morning after there may be vague memories which would make for awkward flirting stories.

So spill.

I thought you were banging some other chick tho... or was that someone else idk

 

[HairyO]

So spill.

I thought you were banging some other chick tho... or was that someone else idk

Well it was an awkward discussion, to say the least !

 

[Shell]

Well it was an awkward discussion, to say the least !

I meant...


oh never mind. Ok.

 

[HairyO]

I meant...


oh never mind. Ok.

You are correct that I was. Im trying to weave the events of my life in to awkward stories rather than bragging stories. Sitting here right now Id say Im certainly not bragging. Because I will be a lonely boy for a while.

 

[drd23]

Are you confusing RU's gym girl story with this one Shell?

 

[Shell]

You are correct that I was. Im trying to weave the events of my life in to awkward stories rather than bragging stories. Sitting here right now Id say Im certainly not bragging. Because I will be a lonely boy for a while.

Well you can be a lonely boy with me, we can be lonely together

 

[Shell]

Are you confusing RU's gym girl story with this one Shell?

Speaking of which update RU_


And nah, wasn't. He hooked up with some chick, he said she was married with kids, but was joking- i remember that!

 

[the_interloper]

You are correct that I was. Im trying to weave the events of my life in to awkward stories rather than bragging stories. Sitting here right now Id say Im certainly not bragging. Because I will be a lonely boy for a while.

Did. You. Get. A. Root. Or. Not?

 

[RU_]

Speaking of which update RU_

And nah, wasn't. He hooked up with some chick, he said she was married with kids, but was joking- i remember that!

I don’t post anymore stories or updates, you know this Shell! Sorry.

 

[the_interloper]

I don’t post anymore stories or updates, you know this Shell! Sorry.

 

[Mr X]

I don’t post anymore stories or updates, you know this Shell! Sorry.

Hello - the Awkward Flirting Stories version of Blue Balls has arrived for all those expecting action but someone holding out.....

 

[RU_]

Hello - the Awkward Flirting Stories version of Blue Balls has arrived for all those expecting action but someone holding out.....

I’ve provided my fair share of stories and a valid reason for not contributing anymore.

 

[Shell]

K ill never ask again- can bet on that.

 

[Shell]

Did. You. Get. A. Root. Or. Not?

I'm assuming he did, but then had a very awkward conversation with her the next morning?

So awkward he believes he shall never root her again.