Big Footy Posters Draft

[Waltzing Woof Biscuit]

Imagine: an end of season draft on Big Footy. All 17 team boards are involved in the annual assessment of their 'list.' Who are they going to prune? Which opposing posters are they going to target? Who are the prized recruits?

For example, rumour has it that Tiger Tank will be out of contract. The Doggies would love him in their stable to add that extra bit of class to their collective wit, but it might mean giving up a Westy Boy to snare him. Fair trade?

Fitzroy have lost out big time with the sacking of FJD. They have their eyes on Joffa. Collingwood want Mobbenfuhrer. A bidding war erupts. Fat Pizza's and AlfAndrew's names are mentioned. The hype builds...............

 

[hawkfan5]

That sounds weird

That idea sounds very weird to me, what the hell?. I dont even get what you mean.

 

[TigerTank]

Will the Essendon Board force Mantis to retire so that they might fit some young guns like xBinny and Big Red under the salary cap?

 

[elt]

I think Dan24 might get reported for Unduly Excessive Verbosity, front the tribunal, claim he's going to retire, get off and then return next season as Dan25.

 

[PiesPremiers]

hahaha.. this could be an interesting thread,,,


the collingwood scouts are after the good looking chicks on the board..

 

[Chilli Afterglow]

Originally posted by TigerTank
Will the Essendon Board force Mantis to retire so that they might fit some young guns like xBinny and Big Red under the salary cap?

Did Essendon poach Big Red from Carlton? Typical!

 

[Sly77]

Originally posted by PiesPremiers
hahaha.. this could be an interesting thread,,,


the collingwood scouts are after the good looking chicks on the board..

How much will they pay me

 

[FIGJAM]

Goddammit! I've been traded as a priority pick to Fitzroy to replace FitzroyJamesDio!!!

Here we go...

Joffa, you have a mullet!

All Collingwood supporters are ****ing **** ***** and they **** *******!!!!!

Collingwood has a gay supporters club, so they are obviously all homosexual! I will not divulge how I know this because I am a coward.

Seems Tarrant is being traded to Carlton in exchange for Ang Christou! LOL!!! LOL!!! Seems he and Eddie like to join the gay supporters group often. LOL!!! LOL!!! LOL @ Fagpies!!! LOL!!!

My favourite bands are Stryper and Warrant and I like to get dressed up in spandex with my BC Rich guitar and belt out Unskinny Bop by Poison!!!

Now where did I put my football club?????

 

[Stucey]

The hawks are quite impressed with their new talent, including such names as hawkfan5, hawks_2001, ricohawk and of course the ever consistent Stucey!!

 

[mantis]

WWB
Sorry but the Doggies won't be getting TT, he has had secret meetings with the Bomber heirarchy, begging to be drafted to a team that wins Grand Finals, after his long wasted years finishing ninth with the Tigers.

 

[Waltzing Woof Biscuit]

Yes Mantis - but you're going to have to trade class to get class. Who's it gonna be? How are the Tigers off for stats gurus?

 

[Sly77]

Originally posted by Stucey
The hawks are quite impressed with their new talent, including such names as hawkfan5, hawks_2001, ricohawk and of course the ever consistent Stucey!!

#1 Hawk talent right here

 

[elt]

Originally posted by Stucey
The hawks are quite impressed with their new talent, including such names as hawkfan5, hawks_2001, ricohawk and of course the ever consistent Stucey!!

Rico? New talent. Old talent more likely

 

[TheMase]

Im being traded to Carlton .. under the father-son rule ...

 

[Stucey]

Originally posted by elt


Rico? New talent. Old talent more likely

At least there is hope in the new draft picks... Including:

Hawka

Hawkeye9

and of course Cutehawk

 

[Darky]

Originally posted by Waltzing Woof Biscuit
Yes Mantis - but you're going to have to trade class to get class. Who's it gonna be? How are the Tigers off for stats gurus?

What if the Bomber supporters have no class?

 

[Danny Chook Fan Club]

I heard a rumour from a pretty reliable source that Grendel was seen in close talks with Westy Boy & WWB, trying to woo them across to the Hawks.

Meanwhile, prolific Hawk DCFC is rumoured to be out of contract, but nobody seems to give a stuff.

 

[mantis]

OK The Bombers will trade an up & coming young gun Easty to the Tigers for TT.

 

[Stucey]

Originally posted by Danny Chook Fan Club
I heard a rumour from a pretty reliable source that Grendel was seen in close talks with Westy Boy & WWB, trying to woo them across to the Hawks.

Meanwhile, prolific Hawk DCFC is rumoured to be out of contract, but nobody seems to give a stuff.

The hawthorn board are currently re-nogotiating with D.C.F.C, but at the moment the asking price is a little high for a player of his age. Injury may slow D.C.F.C down next season and they don't wont to make any foolish signings at the moment

 

[Fat Red]

Originally posted by FIGJAM
Goddammit! I've been traded as a priority pick to Fitzroy to replace FitzroyJamesDio!!!

Here we go...

Joffa, you have a mullet!

All Collingwood supporters are ****ing **** ***** and they **** *******!!!!!

Collingwood has a gay supporters club, so they are obviously all homosexual! I will not divulge how I know this because I am a coward.

Seems Tarrant is being traded to Carlton in exchange for Ang Christou! LOL!!! LOL!!! Seems he and Eddie like to join the gay supporters group often. LOL!!! LOL!!! LOL @ Fagpies!!! LOL!!!

My favourite bands are Stryper and Warrant and I like to get dressed up in spandex with my BC Rich guitar and belt out Unskinny Bop by Poison!!!

Now where did I put my football club?????

LOL, great parody FIGJAM.

 

[TigerTank]

The Tigers have insisted that Essendon offer Dave and walshy1993 for TT or NO DICE!

In other trade news, Spidey has been linked to 14 teams.

 

[Stegelator]

Originally posted by TigerTank
The Tigers have insisted that Essendon offer Dave and walshy1993 for TT or NO DICE!

In other trade news, Spidey has been linked to 14 teams.

ur night getting walshy!! u can have Dave

 

[PiesPremiers]

Originally posted by Sly77


How much will they pay me

send all your pics my way, and i will decide who our number 1 draft pic will be...

we are offering a 3 year, million dollar contract...

collingwood4@hotmail.com

lol

 

[Waltzing Woof Biscuit]

Originally posted by Danny Chook Fan Club
I heard a rumour from a pretty reliable source that Grendel was seen in close talks with Westy Boy & WWB, trying to woo them across to the Hawks.

Meanwhile, prolific Hawk DCFC is rumoured to be out of contract, but nobody seems to give a stuff.

Rumour has it that Dunstall19 may be lured back from the bush as part of this package, as the Bulldogs are are bit short on full-on abuse. Meanwhile, Localyokel, the Bulldogs moderator, has publicly given Westy Boy and WWB his every support, stating that 'the board is right behind them, in fact, we had coffee together just the other day...'

 

[Blues_Brat]

Freo have done a deal to trade dockerbabe, sabre_ac, anchor man and RacerX to North Melbourne but forgot to ask for anyone in return.

After realising their blunder Fremantle decide to snare eastaugh36 to plug the gaping holes in ruck then wonder why they haven't won an IQ test since 2000.

Freo then panic, delist eastaugh and send him to Karratha. The Dockers give draft picks 1 and 2 to Adelaide and their remaining picks to North in a convoluted 3 way deal to get back dockerbabe, sabre_ac, anchor man and RacerX.

The Freo board then blame the coach and sack him.