Ligma
She a baddie, she know she a ten
I reckon the pies
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Tbf they had us dominated when the VFL/AFL was at its peak... in the 20s and 30s3 decades, same amount of flags, going by my maths
Are you lost?I reckon the pies
Third actually....
Tbf they had us dominated when the VFL/AFL was at its peak... in the 20s and 30s
Brevity is usually my friend... not in this case, unfortunately. Good findStrike a light mate!
Big sticks to finally admit the domination we've had over yas in the 2020's mate and a fair dinkum 'good on ya mate' for having a Nostradamus crack at the 2030's too mate. Beaut mate!
Brevity is usually my friend... not in this case, unfortunately. Good find
I count 6 instances of "mate" - order is restored!Carlton's a good side mate.. just gotta play the game with more fluidity and ease mate. Getting in the zone mate.. having fun and doing it smile mate. Play the game in a space beyond the stats mate. Do that and you'll make the 8 mate.
Don't you read the papers mate, it's January mate, McGovern burning the turf down mate, injurys behind him mate, and don't get me started on Paddy Dow mate this is his year mate, that's all she wrote mate.Folk often get asked and that man.. like.. what track best describes the Fly's and Voss's style of game and that man.. and I'm like.. S Club 7's Don't stop moving mate.. that's what the Fly's all about mate.. that's it mate.. moving to the rhythm that's inside man.. ain't no destination but we don't even care mate.. just let it take you there mate.. and just go with the magic mate.. that's what it's all about mate.. then I'm like trying to think about how to best describe Voss's style of game man.. like is there a track about stagnation and conking out and that mate.. losing your last 4 H&A's mate.. giving it up at 3/4 time R23 after being 24 up and that mate.. and I'm like.. is there a a track about lols man..
That's it mate.. forget about it mate.. forget about it.
I’ve had it up to here mate. Absolutely over it mate. Hearing about Fly and his dance moves mate, enough mate. If Collingwood even beat Carlton once in the next 5 years mate… I’ll go bonkers mate. It’s not happening mate. Vossy, that’s a real man mate. Got the troops working overtime right now mate. McGovern hasn’t had a Big Mac in 3 weeks mate. Z.Williams been using a wheelchair all preseason mate. Ensuring no injuries mate, real outside the box thinking from the big Voss man. Cripps been training with the army mate. Training to kill, he’s literally going to kill Ginnivan next year mate. Funeral dates are already being discussed mate. Make sure to wear a black suit to the next Carlton v Collingwood game mate, show some respect for the fallen mate.Folk often get asked and that man.. like.. what track best describes the Fly's and Voss's style of game and that man.. and I'm like.. S Club 7's Don't stop moving mate.. that's what the Fly's all about mate.. that's it mate.. moving to the rhythm that's inside man.. ain't no destination but we don't even care mate.. just let it take you there mate.. and just go with the magic mate.. that's what it's all about mate.. then I'm like trying to think about how to best describe Voss's style of game man.. like is there a track about stagnation and conking out and that mate.. losing your last 4 H&A's mate.. giving it up at 3/4 time R23 after being 24 up and that mate.. and I'm like.. is there a a track about lols man..
That's it mate.. forget about it mate.. forget about it.
Don't you read the papers mate, it's January mate, McGovern burning the turf down mate, injurys behind him mate, and don't get me started on Paddy Dow mate this is his year mate, that's all she wrote mate.
Our top VFL player mate. 18 votes in the Liston medal, show some respect mate. Was tagged every game. Give him some space and he dominates the VFL. Showing the boys developing how it's done. Collingwood's VFL side could use the direction. Got some absolute spuds developing down there. Top vote getter Callum Brown, next up Trent Bianco, Fin Macrae. I'm sure people will be shuddering thinking about having to play these plonkers in an AFL game. Lets hope you don't have any mid injuries.Dow mate.. prollie reckon he'll have a bewdy bottler of a season too mate. Don't wanna put the mockers on him mate.. but mate I reckon mate.. if he gets a real wriggle on mate.. might reckon I'm being as nutty as a fruitcake here mate.. but i reckon mate.. 6th best VFL mid mate.... to your 4th best VFL mid mate.. Easy Campese mate.. Easy Campese mate.. celebrate the phenom with a middy mate.. that's it mate.. forget about it mate.. forget about it.
Our top VFL player mate. 18 votes in the Liston medal, show some respect mate. Was tagged every game. Give him some space and he dominates the VFL. Showing the boys developing how it's done. Collingwood's VFL side could use the direction. Got some absolute spuds developing down there. Top vote getter Callum Brown, next up Trent Bianco, Fin Macrae. I'm sure people will be shuddering thinking about having to play these plonkers in an AFL game. Lets hope you don't have any mid injuries.
Only a Carlton supporter would find a positive of having a pick 3 playing VFL in his 5th/6th year in the system.C Brown delisted mate. Dow 23 #3 mate. Bianco 22 (20 Jan) #45 mate. Fin 20 #19 mate. That's it mate. Forget about it mate. Forget about it.
So only a Carlton supporter can show a bit of positivity in life mate? At the end of the day it's just a game mate. As long as Dow is having a bit of fun isn't that what it's all about mate? Game's gone mate... needs to reconnect to its roots. Reckon they should bring in a no hat no play policy for day games mate. Maybe allow some BYO barbies at games, get a bit of a community aspect back to the game mate. Too corporate nowadays, RM Williams with button up shirts mate... get out of here with that. Swap them out for some thongs and a singlet, install a water slide over the top of the field, lets have a bit of fun out there mate. Players on the bench can join in, let them be happy, that's what's important.Only a Carlton supporter would find a positive of having a pick 3 playing VFL in his 5th/6th year in the system.
'Showing the kids how it's done'.
Wowee.
Oh mate.
BringouttheGimp JyeDye JustaBattler
Forget about drags at Calder in 6 banger gemmies, b&w photos of bikes and souvis with extras for the price of a plain with cheese and garlic sauce mate.
What we're talkin about man is who finishes higher man...... who finishes higher....... like that's the end game mate.
Mate, it ain't the end game, we all know what the end game is man........... ya'll know man., ya'll know man.
This ain't about Ultravox and Vienna bruh, or echo n the bunnys screamin fate gainst will in a donnie darko flick, coz it does mean somethin bruh's, it means everythin mate, everythin mate....... everythin - f'get bout anythin else mate.
It's what's all about mate, FLAGS mate, no one gives a f* about who finishes higher man, it's all about the flag mate.............. forget it about it man.
If we don't win that cup this year man, I'm done mate, I'm done.......... forget it about mate, we'll win it mate.
Absolutely loving it.
It appears Mr.Gimp has established a new sub-dialect.
I hope it spreads more widely, taught at educational establishments.
Books are written about it and eventually it is discussed as classic literature.
Mr Gimp, may your word spread wide and far
Its been fun watching these Ikon Park boys slowly learning the dialogueAbsolutely loving it.
It appears Mr.Gimp has established a new sub-dialect.
I hope it spreads more widely, taught at educational establishments.
Books are written about it and eventually it is discussed as classic literature.
Mr Gimp, may your word spread wide and far
That's the most sensible post i've seen on this thread so far. Collingwood are a very competitive and hard working team, but i just don't see them as flag contenders.I don’t see massive upside for Collingwood tbh. They have a lot of good players but no real stars. De Goey is the closest, but he needs to go to a new level if Collingwood are to win a flag.
The thing is though your clubs glory years are so far back in the past, no television footage actually exists of that period. Well if it does i'm not aware of it.All of them 20th century artifacts.
Time for the Blues to join the 21st Century...It's already into the 2nd decade so any year now, we're all waiting mate...