Further highlights how many cheap and meaningless possessions Naicos the son of Paicos and Caicos gets. He plays the half back seagull, give me the ball, finger pointing, wink at a cute girl in the crowd role. Why is he even handballing it so much? He sees a player and shits his pants and gives a quick handball. Docherty or Saad are the comparable players.Sammy 'The Clang' Walshy avg's more H's than K'a per game than Naicos the son of Paicos and Caicos.. mate.
2022 Avg's
The Clang K 14.3 H 17.8
Son of Paicos and Caicos K 14.4 H 11.3
There's proof right there mate.
Not only is Naicos the son of Paicos and Caicos a bewdy bottler disposing the pill by foot and the Clang's a battler at it and that man.. look soz man.. wouldn't say he's a battler.. yeaaaah he does give it a bash and that that so good on him and that man.. Naicos the son of Paicos and Caicos is also better at disposing the pill by hand mate.. paranormal laser like precision maaate.. watching Naicos the son of Paicos and Caicos use his hands it's like having a gig at Russel Crowe wielding his sword at the Colluseum man.. Jimmy Hendrix swing his guitar behind his cranium for a solo man.. how grouse was that little corker he gave to Maynard with a coupla mins left on the clock man.. f osmosis maaaan.. f osmosis maaan.. The Clang on the other hand is the model of restraint man.. a battler.. but good on him for having a burl at it man.. for not chucking it in and that man.
K Naicos son of Paicos & Caicos > The Clang
H Naicos son of Paicos & Caicos > The Clang
I rest my case mate.. that's it mate.. forget about it mate.. forget about it.
NepotismD K 14.4 H 11.3
Big Dick Doch K 19.3 H 9.1
Silky Saad K 15.4 H 6.5
Doch and Saad see a player, say screw it, run around them, kick the ball to a teammate. Nepotism sees a player, looks down to see he's got the white shorts on today, screams for the stain remover, big brown mark down there, screams again, handballs to nobody. I'd be surprised if Naicos is in the league in 5 years.