Media ChatGPT calls the Grand Final

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I had a though this morning, as I often do.

"What if we fed the game events into ChatGPT to see if it would convert them into game commentary?"

Messing around with prompts, here's an example of what transpired:

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These are the team lists for two teams in a game of fantasy Australian Rules Football:

BAGHDAD BOMBERS

B: Robertio - BLUEALLTHRU - Jabba73

HB: CursingFijian - Kilroy - PetWussy

C: KohPhi - Sun Ra - Pugsley

HF: snozulu - HaroLad - Osc1

F: JustaBattler - gab213 - iDon

Foll: kickthething - Ligma - Bovo

INT: Dadda Dave - La Dispute

Changes: Nil


ROYS FFC

B: Aristotle Pickett - Mooch - Lore

HB: 3KZ is Football - fitzroybowiedog - Barrels

C: Allikat - Kabanna - JackNah_8

HF: Mike - hotchilli - royboy2

F: Elmer_Judd - Zevon - zackah

Foll: DERRINALPHIL - tigs2010 - Wosh

Int: Roylion - windyhill


Changes: Nil

These are lists of players for two teams in a fantasy Australian Rules Football game. The teams are the Baghdad Bombers and Roys FFC. Each team has a set of positions, including backs, half-backs, centers, half-forwards, forwards, and a ruck. The teams do not have any changes.

Here is the preview of a fantasy Australian Rules Football game between these two teams:

Philreich: Good evening everyone, thank you all for joining us in the official broadcast of the much anticipated Season 34 Sweet FA Grand Final between the top of the ladder, reigning, defending premiers Roys FFC taking on the Baghdad Bombers who are second place on the ladder and aiming for their sixth premiership to be the outright most successful club in Sweet FA history. I'm joined here by Dingster and admin Kennedy Parker. I think this game promises to be Tighter than my bank account when I make the mistake of giving the missus the credit card. What do you guys think?

Dingster: I think you're right phil, we have this season the two clear best teams playing off in the grand final. The Roys have most of the core group together from last season's premiership success there when we won it in Season 33 so this is a line up that knows how to get the job done on the biggest day. But of course, the Bombers are a supreme side as well so should be a cracking game.

Kennedy Parker: The last time these two teams met, the Bombers prevailed over the Roys and TFLUA-Tiger Award winner Jabba73 held Elmer_Judd goalless and they'll have a rematch on the grandest stage of all so that will be a curious subplot. Funnily enough, both of these teams had to pull off unbelievable comebacks against the Gumbies on their way here. The Bombers were 29 points down half-way through the final quarter in the qualifying final - kicked 7 of the last 9 goals to win by 1. The Roys pulled off an even bigger comeback being 38 points down halfway through the final quarter and kicking the last 7 goals unanswered to come back from the dead. The Gumbies are extremely stiff to miss out but that's where finals experience comes to the fore. You can never count either of these teams out.

Dingster: The teams are just about ready and we will be going down to the center bounce... hang on. The game hasn't started and there's a punch-on happening already!

Kennedy Parker: Tensions are already boiling over between Jabba73 and Elmer_Judd, they were sledging each other and it looks like a line may have been crossed because they are going at it!

Philreich: Forgetting about the fight for a moment, this should be a cracking contest. The Roys are unbeaten in their last 9 matches. Coincidentally, their last loss occurred on September 11 - their opposition that day was the Baghdad Bombers. Those 9 straight wins will mean nothing if they can't get the job done today.

This is a preview of a fantasy Australian Rules Football game between two teams, the Baghdad Bombers and Roys FFC. The commentator, Philreich, is joined by Dingster and Kennedy Parker. They discuss the teams' performance throughout the season, and how both teams had to come back from large deficits in their previous games to make it to the Grand Final. They also mention that there is tension between the player Jabba73 from the Baghdad Bombers and Elmer_Judd from Roys FFC, as they had a fight before the game start. The commentator also reminds that the Roys FFC are currently unbeaten in their last 9 matches, but their last loss happened against the Baghdad Bombers.

Take this a play-by-play from the first part of the first quarter of this match, and turn it into a match call for this part of the game with the commentators mentioned earlier:



1 : 0 {C} - DERRINALPHIL wins the hitout.

1 : .1 {lW} - Wosh with a little space.

1 : .13 {rW} - Handpass over the shoulder to Allikat.

1 : .18 {lHFF} - A measured kick to royboy2.

1 : .22 {lHFF} - royboy2 sits on the head of CursingFijian! Great mark.

1 : .26 {lHFF} - royboy2 has it.

1 : .3 - <<< Dadda Dave is coming on to replace Jabba73 >>>

1 : .38 {lHFF} - royboy2 has it.

1 : .43 {lHFF} - Huge handpass to tigs2010. As good as a kick.

1 : .47 {lFP} - A quick handpass to zackah.

1 : .51 {lFP} - zackah eye's the goals and has a shot.

1 : .55 {lFP} - Straight through the centre.

Roys FFC : 1.0.6

Baghdad Bombers : 0.0.0

1 : .59 {C} - kickthething wins the tap decisively.

1 : 2.28 {rW} - KohPhi with the ball now.

1 : 2.28 {CHF} - HaroLad calls for it.

1 : 2.28 {CHF} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by fitzroybowiedog.

1 : 2.3 {CHB} - fitzroybowiedog weaves through the congestion.

1 : 2.3 {CHB} - fitzroybowiedog has time to take a bounce.

1 : 2.3 {CHB} - fitzroybowiedog kicks it straight out of bounds on the full.

1 : 2.3 {CHF} - HaroLad with the ball now.

1 : 2.3 {rHFF} - A short kick to snozulu.

1 : 2.3 {rHFF} - The ball drops short of snozulu.

1 : 2.3 {rHFF} - snozulu threads his way through traffic.

1 : 2.3 {FF} - That kick makes it hard for gab213.

1 : 2.3 {FF} - Mooch gets a timely fist to the ball.

1 : 2.3 {lBP} - Lore has a paddock.

1 : 2.3 {CHB} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of fitzroybowiedog.

1 : 2.31 {CHB} - The ball drops short of fitzroybowiedog.

1 : 2.31 {CHF} - The ball is now with HaroLad.

1 : 2.31 {lFP} - He just bombs away in the direction of iDon and Aristotle Pickett.

1 : 2.31 {lFP} - iDon is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.

1 : 2.31 {lBP} - Lore has it. What can he do with it?.

1 : 2.31 {FB} - He gets a handpass to Mooch.

1 : 2.31 {rBP} - Handpass over the shoulder to Aristotle Pickett.

1 : 2.35 {rBP} - A poor handpass but Wosh is up to the challenge.

1 : 2.4 {lHBF} - A flat punt.

1 : 2.44 {lHBF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.

1 : 2.48 {lHBF} - Barrels with some space now.

1 : 2.52 {lHBF} - snozulu drags Barrels down beautifully.

1 : 2.57 {CHF} - HaroLad has possession.

1 : 3.01 {CHF} - That's gonna go mighty close!.

1 : 3.05 {CHF} - Straight through the centre.

Roys FFC : 1.0.6

Baghdad Bombers : 1.0.6


Philreich: "Welcome back to the Sweet FA Grand Final, I'm Philreich joined by Dingster and Kennedy Parker. We're in the first quarter of the match and it's been a tight start, both teams are looking to get on the board early. DERRINALPHIL wins the hitout for the Roys FFC, and the ball quickly makes its way to Wosh. Wosh with a little space, and he handpasses it over the shoulder to Allikat. Allikat with a measured kick to royboy2, and what a great mark by him! Royboy2 has the ball now, and he's kicking it straight through the center for the first goal of the match. Roys FFC are on the board with a score of 1.0.6, and the Baghdad Bombers are still yet to score. Kickthething wins the tap for the Baghdad Bombers, and the ball is now in the hands of KohPhi. HaroLad calls for it, but unfortunately, the kick is marked by fitzroybowiedog, and he's weaving through the congestion. He's taking a bounce, but he kicks it straight out of bounds on the full. HaroLad with the ball now, and he's kicking it short to snozulu. Snozulu threads his way through traffic and makes a difficult kick to gab213. Mooch gets a timely fist to the ball, and Lore has a paddock. His kick is hurried and in the direction of fitzroybowiedog, but it drops short. The ball is now with HaroLad, and he just bombs it away in the direction of iDon and Aristotle Pickett. IDon is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward, but Lore picks it up. He gets a handpass to Mooch, and a handpass over the shoulder to Aristotle Pickett. Wosh is up to the challenge, and makes a flat punt. A great mark, but the umpire calls play on. Barrels with some space now, but snozulu drags him down beautifully. HaroLad has possession, and that's gonna go mighty close! Straight through the center, and the Baghdad Bombers have scored their first goal of the match. The score is now tied at 1.0.6."

Continue the game call with this continued play by play. Remember that each line contains the number of the quarter currently being played, the time stamp in minutes since the start of the quarter, the position where the event took place, and a description of what happened:



1 : 3.09 {C} - DERRINALPHIL wins the tap decisively.

1 : 3.17 {C} - Sun Ra has possession.

1 : 3.21 {C} - A quick handpass to Ligma.

1 : 3.25 {lHFF} - Sees Osc1 ahead and sends it his way.

1 : 3.3 {lHFF} - But 3KZ is Football is standing in the way and marks.

1 : 3.33 {lHBF} - Barrels slowing down the play.

1 : 3.37 {lHBF} - Flicks it to DERRINALPHIL.

1 : 3.42 {rW} - Kicks in the direction of Allikat.

1 : 3.46 {rW} - Pugsley will take this. No - he's dropped it.

1 : 3.5 {lW} - Pugsley with the ball now.

1 : 3.54 {rW} - A poor handpass but KohPhi is up to the challenge.

1 : 3.58 {rW} - He has a bounce.

1 : 4.03 {rW} - Long handpass to the running Bovo.

1 : 4.07 {rW} - A long looping handpass to kickthething.

1 : 4.13 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.

1 : 4.17 {rW} - Long shot at goal from Ligma.

1 : 4.21 {rW} - You won't see too many better than that. Champagne football.

Roys FFC : 1.0.6

Baghdad Bombers : 2.0.12

1 : 4.25 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.

1 : 4.33 {C} - Kabanna with all the time in the world.

1 : 4.37 {C} - Great tackle by Sun Ra.

1 : 4.41 {lW} - Quality gather by Pugsley.

1 : 4.46 {lW} - He has a bounce.

1 : 4.5 {rW} - He beckons for a lead.

1 : 4.54 {rW} - Big mark by JackNah_8!.

1 : 4.58 {C} - Taking the ball is Kabanna.

1 : 5.02 {rHFF} - A kick in the general direction of Mike.

1 : 5.06 {rHFF} - Mike and PetWussy both holding each other. No mark.

1 : 5.1 {lHBF} - PetWussy with the ball now.

1 : 5.15 {lHBF} - No-look handpass to kickthething.

1 : 5.19 {CHB} - He beckons for a lead.

1 : 5.23 {CHB} - Kilroy can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.

1 : 5.26 {CHF} - hotchilli takes them on.

1 : 5.31 {CHF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Wosh.

1 : 5.35 {CHF} - A poor handpass but tigs2010 is up to the challenge.

1 : 5.39 {CHF} - tigs2010 has a ping.

1 : 5.43 {CHF} - It's bending baaaaaaack. What a goal from tigs2010.

Roys FFC : 2.0.12

Baghdad Bombers : 2.0.12

Philreich: "We're now in the first quarter of the match and it's been a tight start. DERRINALPHIL wins the tap for the Roys FFC, and the ball is quickly in the hands of Sun Ra. A quick handpass to Ligma and he sees Osc1 ahead and sends it his way. But 3KZ is Football is standing in the way and marks it. Barrels is slowing down the play and flicks it to DERRINALPHIL. He kicks in the direction of Allikat, but Pugsley drops it. Pugsley with the ball now, and KohPhi is up to the challenge. He has a bounce, and sends a long handpass to the running Bovo. Bovo gets hands off within the nick of time, and Ligma takes a long shot at goal. That's a beautiful goal, Champagne football, and the Roys FFC are now leading with a score of 1.0.6. However, the Baghdad Bombers are not far behind, they've just scored their second goal and the score is now tied at 2.0.12. Kabanna has possession for the Baghdad Bombers, but Sun Ra makes a great tackle. Pugsley gathers the ball and he has a bounce, he beckons for a lead and JackNah_8 makes a big mark. Kabanna takes the ball and kicks it in the general direction of Mike, but PetWussy with the ball now. PetWussy makes a no-look handpass to kickthething and he beckons for a lead. Kilroy can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground, hotchilli takes them on, and makes a handpass over the shoulder to Wosh. Tigs2010 is up to the challenge, and makes an amazing goal, what a great play from the Roys FFC, and the score is now tied at 2.0.12."

Continue the match call, including commentary from the all threee commentators, with this information about each event in these passages of play:



1 : 5.48 {C} - kickthething too strong at the bounce.

1 : 5.56 {rW} - Not enough pressure on KohPhi.

1 : 6 {rW} - KohPhi sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.

1 : 6.04 {lHFF} - He kicks long and low.

1 : 6.08 {lHFF} - Osc1 spills the mark.

1 : 6.12 {lHFF} - Running with the ball is Osc1.

1 : 6.18 {lHFF} - Big ... big kick by Osc1.

1 : 6.22 {lHFF} - A wayward kick from Osc1. A minor score.

Roys FFC : 2.0.12

Baghdad Bombers : 2.1.13

1 : 6.31 {FB} - Lore sizes the options in front of him.

1 : 6.35 {rBP} - Gets a handpass away to Aristotle Pickett.

1 : 6.39 {lHBF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Barrels.

1 : 6.43 {lHBF} - Barrels and snozulu both holding each other. No mark.

1 : 6.47 {lHBF} - Barrels has a paddock.

1 : 6.52 {lW} - Flicks it to tigs2010.

1 : 6.55 {CHF} - A measured kick in the direction of hotchilli.

1 : 7 {CHF} - hotchilli makes great ground and takes the mark.

1 : 7.04 {CHF} - hotchilli looks downfield.

1 : 7.08 {lHFF} - A short kick to royboy2.

1 : 7.12 {lHFF} - The ball spills free.

1 : 7.16 {rHBF} - CursingFijian to send the ball forward.

1 : 7.2 {rHBF} - CursingFijian can't break free - he'll lose it.

1 : 7.24 {CHF} - hotchilli with the ball now.

1 : 7.28 - <<< windyhill is coming on to replace Aristotle Pickett >>>

1 : 7.37 {CHF} - hotchilli looking for a lead.

1 : 7.41 {CHF} - hotchilli dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.

1 : 7.45 {CHF} - No-one on the mark! hotchilli takes off and kicks long at goal.

1 : 7.49 {CHF} - A wayward kick from hotchilli. A minor score.

Roys FFC : 2.1.13

Baghdad Bombers : 2.1.13

1 : 7.57 {FB} - Dadda Dave slowing down the play.

1 : 8.01 {FB} - A quick handpass to Ligma.

1 : 8.06 {lBP} - Dadda Dave screaming for the ball - and he is heard.

1 : 8.1 {lBP} - Anybody's ball.

1 : 8.14 {rFP} - Elmer_Judd signals for his teammates to present.

1 : 8.18 {rFP} - Elmer_Judd bounces the ball.

1 : 8.24 {rFP} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.

1 : 8.28 {rFP} - Off line - one behind.

Roys FFC : 2.2.14

Baghdad Bombers : 2.1.13

Philreich: And we're back underway for the second quarter (???) of this Grand Final match. The Roys have just kicked a behind and it's clear that both teams are feeling the pressure of the big stage.

Dingster: The tension is palpable out there, both teams are making mistakes they wouldn't normally make in the regular season. It's a testament to just how important this game is.

Kennedy Parker: That's right, and it looks like the Roys are starting to gain some momentum. Elmer_Judd had a chance there but couldn't convert. He'll be looking to make amends for that.

Philreich: It's clear that both teams are trying to assert their dominance, but it's also clear that neither team is able to shake the other off.

Dingster: It's a real arm-wrestle out there, and we're seeing some great defensive plays from both teams. But one thing that's really standing out is the physicality of the game, there are some big hits being dished out.

Kennedy Parker: Absolutely, it's a brutal game and both teams are leaving everything out on the field. It's anyone's game at this point.

Philreich: And the Roys continue to press forward, the Bombers are working hard to try and stop them. But it looks like the Roys are starting to gain the upper hand.

Dingster: That's right, the Roys are starting to take control of the midfield and they're starting to create some real opportunities.

Kennedy Parker: And the Roys have just kicked another behind, they're certainly putting the pressure on the Bombers. But the Bombers are a strong side and they're not going to give up easily.

Philreich: That's right, and the Bombers are working hard to try and get back into the game. But the Roys are continuing to press forward and they're starting to create some real chances.

Dingster: It's a real battle out there and both teams are leaving everything out on the field. It's shaping up to be an exciting second half.

Philreich: And the Bombers are trying to mount a comeback, but the Roys are continuing to press forward and they're starting to create some real opportunities. But the Bombers are a strong side and they're not going to give up easily.

Kennedy Parker: It's a back and forth battle, with both teams trading blows. But the Roys are starting to gain the upper hand and it's going to be interesting to see how the Bombers respond in the second half.


Still in the first quarter, continue the match call with the three commentators calling the events in the following passage of play:



1 : 8.36 {FB} - BLUEALLTHRU has it. What can he do with it?.

1 : 8.4 {lBP} - Fires out the handpass to Dadda Dave.

1 : 8.45 {lBP} - Dadda Dave can't pull the wool over the umpire's eyes that was deliberate.

1 : 8.49 {rFP} - Elmer_Judd wants to get on with proceedings.

1 : 8.53 {rFP} - Elmer_Judd about twenty-five out.

1 : 8.57 {rFP} - Elmer_Judd boots it through and lets Dadda Dave know all about it.

Roys FFC : 3.2.20

Baghdad Bombers : 2.1.13

1 : 9.01 {C} - kickthething wins the hitout unopposed.

1 : 9.09 {lW} - Pugsley breaks a tackle and is off.

1 : 9.13 - <<< Aristotle Pickett is coming on to replace DERRINALPHIL >>>

1 : 9.22 {lW} - Pugsley threads his way through traffic.

1 : 9.26 {rHFF} - A long pass towards snozulu.

1 : 9.3 {rHFF} - The umpire calls play on.

1 : 9.34 {lHBF} - Barrels with the ball now.

1 : 9.38 {lHBF} - Barrels isn't just seeing stars after that clash with snozulu. He could map the Milky Way.

1 : 9.42 {rHFF} - snozulu does some crumbing and is away.

1 : 9.46 {rHFF} - Fires out the handpass to kickthething.

1 : 9.51 {rHFF} - Just a touch to the back but the umpire spots it.

1 : 9.55 {lHBF} - So Barrels ... with a moment to digest his options.

1 : 9.59 {rW} - He rewards the Allikat lead.

1 : 10.03 {rW} - The ball drops short of Allikat.

1 : 10.07 {rW} - Allikat dances around Pugsley.

1 : 10.11 {rW} - Allikat sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.

1 : 10.15 {CHF} - hotchilli presents.

1 : 10.19 {CHF} - Spoilt by Kilroy.

1 : 10.23 {CHF} - hotchilli tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.

1 : 10.3 {C} - Gives the ball to Wosh.

1 : 10.34 {C} - He handpasses to tigs2010.

1 : 10.38 {lHFF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on royboy2 to mark.

1 : 10.42 {lHFF} - royboy2!!! CursingFijian is going to be feeling that one for a while.

1 : 10.46 {lHFF} - royboy2 has it.

1 : 10.5 {rHFF} - Handpass to space. Mike runs onto it.

1 : 10.54 {CHF} - A short kick to hotchilli.

1 : 10.59 {CHF} - hotchilli stands tall in the pack and takes the mark..

1 : 11.03 {CHF} - hotchilli wants to get on with proceedings.

1 : 11.07 {CHF} - Flicks it to Aristotle Pickett.

1 : 11.11 {CHF} - Aristotle Pickett goes all the way.

1 : 11.15 {CHF} - That's a telling goal from Aristotle Pickett.

Roys FFC : 4.2.26

Baghdad Bombers : 2.1.13

(It's forgotten the commentators names?)

Commentator 1: "And we're back in action here in the first quarter, with Roys FFC currently leading Baghdad Bombers by a comfortable margin. kickthething wins the hitout unopposed and Pugsley breaks a tackle and is off, weaving his way through traffic. A long pass towards snozulu but the umpire calls play on. Barrels with the ball now, but he's feeling the effects of that clash with snozulu. snozulu does some crumbing and is away, fires out the handpass to kickthething, but it's just a touch to the back. Barrels now with a moment to digest his options. He rewards the Allikat lead, but the ball drops short of Allikat. Allikat dances around Pugsley and sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce. hotchilli presents, but spoiled by Kilroy. hotchilli tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away, giving the ball to Wosh. He handpasses to tigs2010, who's got onto that one with pressure on royboy2 to mark. royboy2!!! CursingFijian is going to be feeling that one for a while. royboy2 has it, handpass to space. Mike runs onto it, short kick to hotchilli. hotchilli stands tall in the pack and takes the mark. hotchilli wants to get on with proceedings. Flicks it to Aristotle Pickett and he goes all the way. That's a telling goal from Aristotle Pickett, putting Roys FFC even further ahead."

Commentator 2: "It's been a strong performance from Roys FFC so far, with a number of players stepping up and making big plays. Pugsley and tigs2010 have been particularly impressive, using their speed and agility to get past defenders and create scoring opportunities. Royboy2 also made a great mark there, putting pressure on the Baghdad Bombers' defense. hotchilli also had some great moments, standing tall in the pack and tucking the ball under his arm to scoot away. "

Commentator 3: "The Baghdad Bombers have had a bit of trouble getting their offense going, with a number of turnovers and missed opportunities. They'll need to step up their game if they


Continue that match commentary in natural game calling language, from the three commentators, Philreich, Dingster, and Kennedy Parker, calling the game events listed:

1 : 11.19 {C} - Superb ruckwork from Aristotle Pickett.

1 : 11.27 {C} - Not enough pressure on Kabanna.

1 : 11.31 {C} - A long looping handpass to tigs2010.

1 : 11.36 {CHF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Aristotle Pickett.

1 : 11.4 {CHF} - A quick handpass to hotchilli.

1 : 11.44 {CHF} - He gets a handpass to Aristotle Pickett.

1 : 11.48 {CHF} - Someone call a dentist. Aristotle Pickett has run into Bovo and is hurting.

1 : 11.52 {CHB} - Kilroy assessing what lies ahead of him.

1 : 11.56 {rW} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to KohPhi.

1 : 12 {rW} - No mark taken as KohPhi and JackNah_8 wrestle for position.

1 : 12.04 {lW} - JackNah_8 picks it up on the bounce.

1 : 12.08 {rHFF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Mike.

1 : 12.13 {rHFF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.

1 : 12.17 {lHBF} - A bit of space for PetWussy to utilise.

1 : 12.21 {lHBF} - Almost a throw to Ligma.

1 : 12.25 {rW} - A kick towards KohPhi territory.

1 : 12.3 {rW} - The ball drops short of KohPhi.

1 : 12.36 {rW} - KohPhi sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.

1 : 12.4 {lW} - Huge handpass to Pugsley. As good as a kick.

1 : 12.43 {lW} - Smashed by Allikat.

1 : 12.48 {rW} - Allikat sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.

1 : 12.52 {lHFF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.

1 : 12.56 {lHFF} - CursingFijian drops an absolute sitter.

1 : 13 {rHBF} - Taking the ball is CursingFijian.

1 : 13.04 {rHBF} - CursingFijian dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.

1 : 13.08 {C} - A kick towards Sun Ra territory.

1 : 13.13 {C} - The ball spills free.

1 : 13.17 {C} - Kabanna tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.

1 : 13.21 {C} - Kabanna has time to take a bounce.

1 : 13.25 {lW} - Sees JackNah_8 out of the corner of his eye.

1 : 13.29 {lW} - The ball spills free.

1 : 13.33 {rW} - KohPhi scoops up the ball.

1 : 13.37 {CHF} - A measured kick to HaroLad.

1 : 13.41 {CHF} - At the back is HaroLad who will take the mark.

1 : 13.45 {CHF} - HaroLad takes off.

1 : 13.49 {CHF} - He's tackled but manages to get the shot away.

1 : 13.53 {CHF} - HaroLad gets the goal.

Roys FFC : 4.2.26

Baghdad Bombers : 3.1.19

Philreich: "And there's a great display of ruckwork from Aristotle Pickett, he's really been dominating the hitouts for his team."

Dingster: "That's right, Phil. Kabanna couldn't handle the pressure put on him by Aristotle Pickett and the Roys FFC midfield."

Kennedy Parker: "Tigs2010 with a great draw and dish to hotchilli, but hotchilli couldn't convert. PetWussy with some space now, but that pass to Ligma just falls short."

Philreich: "KohPhi with a great pick up on the bounce, he's off and running. Allikat with a huge handpass to Pugsley, but Pugsley is smashed by Allikat. CursingFijian with a huge drop, that's a costly mistake for the Baghdad Bombers."

Dingster: "Yeah, that's a tough one for CursingFijian to take. Kabanna with the ball now, he's got time to take a bounce and he sees JackNah_8 out of the corner of his eye."

Kennedy Parker: "KohPhi with a great scoop up and a measured kick to HaroLad. HaroLad takes the mark and gets the goal for the Baghdad Bombers. They're closing the gap now."

Philreich: "It's been a hard-fought battle so far, but the Roys FFC are still in the lead. The Baghdad Bombers are definitely making a comeback though, it's going to be an exciting finish."


Continue that first quarter match commentary from the three commentators, Philreich, Dingster, and Kennedy Parker, calling the game events listed:



1 : 13.58 {C} - Aristotle Pickett waits and wins the hitout.

1 : 14.06 {lW} - JackNah_8 has it. What can he do with it?.

1 : 14.1 {rW} - He kicks across the ground towards Allikat.

1 : 14.15 {rW} - Allikat!!! Pugsley is going to be feeling that one for a while.

1 : 14.19 {rW} - Allikat to send the ball forward.

1 : 14.22 {rW} - Allikat has a bounce.

1 : 14.26 {rW} - Long handpass to the running Aristotle Pickett.

1 : 14.31 {rW} - No-look handpass to Wosh.

1 : 14.37 {rW} - What a tackle by kickthething.

1 : 14.41 {lW} - Pugsley wants to get on with proceedings.

1 : 14.45 {C} - He kicks sideways towards Sun Ra.

1 : 14.49 {C} - Sun Ra plucks that milimetres off the turf.

1 : 14.53 {C} - Now Sun Ra has the ball. What can he do with it?.

1 : 14.58 {rHFF} - snozulu calls for it.

1 : 15.01 {rHFF} - snozulu spills the mark.

1 : 15.06 {CHB} - fitzroybowiedog has possession.

1 : 15.1 {lHBF} - Quick hands to Barrels.

1 : 15.14 {lHBF} - He involves Aristotle Pickett in the play.

1 : 15.18 {C} - He sees a lead by Kabanna and kicks in that direction.

1 : 15.22 {C} - Kabanna slides in and takes the mark.

1 : 15.26 {C} - Kabanna signals for his teammates to present.

1 : 15.31 {rW} - Kick goes sideways.

1 : 15.35 {rW} - Pugsley plants a foot on Allikat's neck and takes a screamer.

1 : 15.38 {lW} - The ball is now with Pugsley.

1 : 15.43 {CHF} - A bit of a miskick.

1 : 15.47 {CHF} - HaroLad appeals for the mark but play on's the call.

1 : 15.51 {rHBF} - 3KZ is Football has it. What can he do with it?.

1 : 15.55 {CHB} - Flicks it to fitzroybowiedog.

1 : 16 {rW} - That's a real up and under.

1 : 16.03 {rW} - Over the head of Allikat.

1 : 16.07 {C} - Sun Ra slowing down the play.

1 : 16.12 {lW} - Handpasses to Pugsley.

1 : 16.16 {lW} - Long handpass to the running Ligma.

1 : 16.2 {lW} - Ligma loves a shot at goal.

1 : 16.24 {lW} - Run through by tigs2010 for a point.

Roys FFC : 4.2.26

Baghdad Bombers : 3.2.20

It's gone a bit off the rails here?

Philreich: "And we're back into the action here, with Aristotle Pickett showing his strength in the ruckwork. But the pressure wasn't enough on Kabanna, who was able to get a long looping handpass off to tigs2010. He draws a man and then with a quick handpass to hotchilli, the Bombers are able to move the ball forward. But wait, it looks like Aristotle Pickett has run into Bovo and is down on the ground, receiving some attention from the trainers."

Dingster: "That's never a good sign, especially for a key player like Aristotle Pickett. But the Bombers are still pushing forward with Kilroy assessing his options in front of him. He gets onto his right side and sends a kick towards KohPhi, but no mark is taken as they both wrestle for position."

Kennedy Parker: "The ball spills free and JackNah_8 picks it up on the bounce. He sends a hurried kick towards Mike, but it's all up and nobody can take the mark. PetWussy has a bit of space to work with and he almost throws it to Ligma, but the ball spills free again and KohPhi scoops it up. HaroLad takes a mark and sends the ball through for a goal for the Bombers."


Let's regenerate that with:

Continue that first quarter match commentary from the three commentators, Philreich, Dingster, and Kennedy Parker, calling the game play listed here:

...


Philreich: "Aristotle Pickett showing some great ruckwork there, winning that hitout cleanly. JackNah_8 with the ball now, looking for options. Oh, Allikat with a fantastic mark there, taking it right out of Pugsley's hands. Pugsley's going to be feeling that one for a while. Allikat sends it forward and Pugsley quickly wants to get on with proceedings. A bit of a miskick by HaroLad, but play on is the call. 3KZ is Football with the ball now, what can he do with it? A quick handpass to fitzroybowiedog and that's a real up and under. Sun Ra slowing down the play now, handpassing to Pugsley and a long handpass to the running Ligma. Ligma loves a shot at goal, but it's run through by tigs2010 for a point."

Dingster: "Aristotle Pickett really making an impact in the ruck, great work there. Allikat with a fantastic mark, showing great aerial ability. Pugsley quick to respond, but a bit of a miskick by HaroLad. 3KZ is Football showing some great skills with that quick handpass. And Sun Ra slowing down the play, making smart decisions with his handpasses. Ligma with a shot at goal, but it's run through for a point."

Kennedy Parker: "Aristotle Pickett making a strong showing in the ruck, winning that hitout with ease. Allikat with an incredible mark, taking it right out of Pugsley's hands. Pugsley quickly getting back in the game, but HaroLad with a bit of a miskick. 3KZ is Football showing some great ball handling skills, making quick decisions. Sun Ra slowing down the play, making smart handpasses to Pugsley and Ligma takes a shot at goal but it's run through for a point."


Trying again:

Continue that first quarter match commentary from the three commentators, Philreich, Dingster, and Kennedy Parker, calling the game play listed here in chronological order:

...

Philreich: "And we're seeing some great ruckwork from Aristotle Pickett, he's really dominating in the middle of the ground."

Dingster: "But the pressure isn't enough on Kabanna, he's able to get a long looping handpass to tigs2010. And tigs2010 draws a man and then with hands to Aristotle Pickett, quick handpass to hotchilli."

Kennedy Parker: "And we've got an injury timeout, as Aristotle Pickett has run into Bovo and is hurting. But while we wait for him to get back on the field, let's take a look at what's been happening in this first quarter. Roys FFC is currently leading with 4.2.26 on the scoreboard, while Baghdad Bombers is close behind with 3.2.20."

Philreich: "And we're back in play, with Kilroy assessing what lies ahead of him and getting a kick towards KohPhi territory. But the ball drops short of KohPhi."

Dingster: "But KohPhi is able to scoop it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running. He gets boot to ball immediately but CursingFijian drops an absolute sitter."

Kennedy Parker: "That's a huge opportunity missed for Baghdad Bombers, but the game is still up for grabs. And we see CursingFijian taking the ball and trying to dummy the handpass and take a bounce. But the kick goes sideways."

Philreich: "And Pugsley takes a screamer of a mark, showing off some incredible aerial skills. And Ligma is involved in the play, and we see a lead by Kabanna and a kick in that direction. Kabanna slides in and takes the mark."

Dingster: "And Kabanna signals for his teammates to present, but the kick goes sideways and we see a real up and under by Pugsley. Over the head of Allikat."

Kennedy Parker: "And Sun Ra is slowing down the play, making some smart decisions to keep possession for his team. And Ligma takes a shot at goal, but it's run through by tigs2010 for a point."


Let's try that last one again. I think it has nicknamed Barrels "Bovo"?

Continue that first quarter match commentary from the three commentators, Philreich, Dingster, and Kennedy Parker, calling the game play as listed in chronological order below:

...

Philreich: "And we're back in action here, folks. Aristotle Pickett showing off some superb ruckwork to win the hitout and give his team possession. But the Roys FFC is putting on some strong pressure, not allowing the Baghdad Bombers to get too much of an advantage."

Dingster: "That's right, Phil. The Roys FFC defense is really making it difficult for the Baghdad Bombers to get anything going. But they're not giving up just yet, as we can see Kabanna with a long looping handpass to tigs2010, who draws a man and then with hands to Aristotle Pickett."

Kennedy Parker: "And hotchilli is involved in the play as well, getting a quick handpass and making some great ground. But we see some contact there as Aristotle Pickett runs into Bovo and is hurting. But the game must go on, and now we see Kilroy assessing what lies ahead of him as he gets onto his right side and kicks to KohPhi."

Philreich: "And we see some scrappy play as the ball is fought for in the midfield. But Pugsley makes a huge handpass to Allikat, who is smashed by Allikat but manages to scoop up the ball and is off and running. And Allikat gets boot to ball immediately, but CursingFijian drops an absolute sitter."

Dingster: "But the play continues, and now we see CursingFijian with possession. He dummy's the handpass and takes a bounce. And now we see a kick towards Sun Ra territory, but the ball spills free and Kabanna tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away."

Kennedy Parker: "Kabanna has time to take a bounce and sees JackNah_8 out of the corner of his eye, but the ball spills free and now KohPhi scoops up the ball. And a measured kick to HaroLad, who takes the mark and goes all the way for a goal. Great play by HaroLad and the Roys FFC."

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So that was a fun way to spend an hour.

Anyone want to continue where I left off?

 
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It's addictive trying to formulate prompts that will get the best and most natural call, so I'm doing the next one...

Giving it some more info around time stamps in this one.

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Continue that first quarter match commentary from the three commentators, Philreich, Dingster, and Kennedy Parker, calling the game play (as listed below in chronological order from the 19 minute and 22 seconds mark):

1 : 19.22 {C} - Aristotle Pickett gets the ball down.

1 : 19.3 {lW} - Pugsley with a little space.

1 : 19.34 {lW} - Pugsley sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.

1 : 19.38 {C} - Handpass to space. Sun Ra runs onto it.

1 : 19.42 {lW} - A wild kick laterally towards Pugsley.

1 : 19.46 {lW} - Pugsley takes an impressive grab.

1 : 19.5 {lW} - So Pugsley ... with a moment to digest his options.

1 : 19.54 {rHFF} - A measured kick to snozulu.

1 : 19.58 {rHFF} - snozulu runs back with the flight of the ball and takes it!.

1 : 20.02 {rHFF} - Now snozulu has the ball. What can he do with it?.

1 : 20.07 {CHF} - A short kick to HaroLad.

1 : 20.11 {CHF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.

1 : 20.15 {CHF} - HaroLad does some crumbing and is away.

1 : 20.19 {FF} - Kicks in the direction of gab213.

1 : 20.23 {FF} - No mark taken as gab213 and Mooch wrestle for position.

1 : 20.27 {FF} - gab213 with a moment to look downfield.

1 : 20.31 - <<< La Dispute is coming on to replace CursingFijian >>>

1 : 20.4 {FF} - gab213 breaks a tackle and is off.

1 : 20.44 {FF} - gab213 about twenty-five out.

1 : 20.48 {FF} - Brilliant goal to gab213.

Roys FFC : 5.2.32

Baghdad Bombers : 4.2.26

1 : 20.54 {C} - Bashed out of the ruck duel by kickthething.

1 : 21.02 {C} - Sun Ra has possession.

1 : 21.06 {C} - A quick handpass to Bovo.

1 : 21.1 {C} - Aristotle Pickett applies the tackle.

1 : 21.15 {C} - Kabanna with all the time in the world.

1 : 21.19 {lHFF} - He rewards the royboy2 lead.

1 : 21.23 {lHFF} - Too long for royboy2 and La Dispute marks.

1 : 21.27 {rHBF} - La Dispute dances around royboy2.

1 : 21.31 {rHBF} - No-look handpass to Ligma.

1 : 21.36 {CHB} - He beckons for a lead.

1 : 21.39 {CHB} - Great hands from Kilroy taking the mark.

1 : 21.43 {CHB} - With the ball is Kilroy.

1 : 21.47 {CHB} - A blatent push-out.

1 : 21.52 {CHF} - hotchilli has possession.

1 : 21.56 {lHFF} - Gets a handpass away to royboy2.

1 : 22 {lHFF} - La Dispute sews royboy2 up in a fantastic tackle.

1 : 22.04 {CHB} - Kilroy sizes the options in front of him.

1 : 22.08 {CHB} - Handballs to Ligma.

1 : 22.12 {lW} - He kicks towards Pugsley and Allikat.

1 : 22.16 {lW} - All up but nobody can take the mark.

1 : 22.21 {lW} - Pugsley slowing down the play.

1 : 22.25 {lW} - What a tackle by Allikat.

1 : 22.29 {rW} - Allikat with some space now.

1 : 22.33 {lHFF} - Kicks in the direction of royboy2.

1 : 22.37 {lHFF} - But chipping in front is La Dispute.

1 : 22.42 {rHBF} - La Dispute hits the ground running.

1 : 22.45 {C} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.

1 : 22.49 {C} - Poor option and Kabanna makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.

1 : 22.53 {lW} - JackNah_8 takes them on.

1 : 23 {lW} - JackNah_8 from just outside the fifty ...

1 : 23.04 {lW} - Did KohPhi manage to get a finger to it? He did.

Roys FFC : 5.3.33

Baghdad Bombers : 4.2.26

Philreich: "And we're back in action here in the first quarter, Aristotle Pickett getting the ball down for Roys FFC. Pugsley for the Baghdad Bombers with a little space, selling the dummy and getting a bounce. Sun Ra for Roys FFC with the handpass to space and now snozulu for the Baghdad Bombers takes a great mark, but the umpire calls play on. HaroLad for the Baghdad Bombers with some crumbing and now gab213 for Roys FFC with a brilliant goal! Roys FFC now with a 6 point lead."

Dingster: "And we're seeing some great tackles from both teams, La Dispute for the Baghdad Bombers with a fantastic tackle on royboy2 for Roys FFC. Kilroy for the Baghdad Bombers sizing up his options and Ligma for the Baghdad Bombers with a great kick towards Pugsley and Allikat for Roys FFC, but Allikat with a great tackle to slow down the play."

Kennedy Parker: "And we're seeing some impressive skills from both teams, Pugsley for the Baghdad Bombers with an impressive grab and Allikat for Roys FFC with a great tackle. The game is definitely heating up and both teams are fighting for every possession. It's going to be an exciting match to watch."
 

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Philreich: Forgetting about the fight for a moment, this should be a cracking contest. The Roys are unbeaten in their last 9 matches. Coincidentally, their last loss occurred on September 11 - their opposition that day was the Baghdad Bombers.

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I had a though this morning, as I often do.

"What if we fed the game events into ChatGPT to see if it would convert them into game commentary?"

Messing around with prompts, here's an example of what transpired:

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These are the team lists for two teams in a game of fantasy Australian Rules Football:

BAGHDAD BOMBERS

B: Robertio - BLUEALLTHRU - Jabba73

HB: CursingFijian - Kilroy - PetWussy

C: KohPhi - Sun Ra - Pugsley

HF: snozulu - HaroLad - Osc1

F: JustaBattler - gab213 - iDon

Foll: kickthething - Ligma - Bovo

INT: Dadda Dave - La Dispute

Changes: Nil


ROYS FFC

B: Aristotle Pickett - Mooch - Lore

HB: 3KZ is Football - fitzroybowiedog - Barrels

C: Allikat - Kabanna - JackNah_8

HF: Mike - hotchilli - royboy2

F: Elmer_Judd - Zevon - zackah

Foll: DERRINALPHIL - tigs2010 - Wosh

Int: Roylion - windyhill


Changes: Nil

These are lists of players for two teams in a fantasy Australian Rules Football game. The teams are the Baghdad Bombers and Roys FFC. Each team has a set of positions, including backs, half-backs, centers, half-forwards, forwards, and a ruck. The teams do not have any changes.

Here is the preview of a fantasy Australian Rules Football game between these two teams:

Philreich: Good evening everyone, thank you all for joining us in the official broadcast of the much anticipated Season 34 Sweet FA Grand Final between the top of the ladder, reigning, defending premiers Roys FFC taking on the Baghdad Bombers who are second place on the ladder and aiming for their sixth premiership to be the outright most successful club in Sweet FA history. I'm joined here by Dingster and admin Kennedy Parker. I think this game promises to be Tighter than my bank account when I make the mistake of giving the missus the credit card. What do you guys think?

Dingster: I think you're right phil, we have this season the two clear best teams playing off in the grand final. The Roys have most of the core group together from last season's premiership success there when we won it in Season 33 so this is a line up that knows how to get the job done on the biggest day. But of course, the Bombers are a supreme side as well so should be a cracking game.

Kennedy Parker: The last time these two teams met, the Bombers prevailed over the Roys and TFLUA-Tiger Award winner Jabba73 held Elmer_Judd goalless and they'll have a rematch on the grandest stage of all so that will be a curious subplot. Funnily enough, both of these teams had to pull off unbelievable comebacks against the Gumbies on their way here. The Bombers were 29 points down half-way through the final quarter in the qualifying final - kicked 7 of the last 9 goals to win by 1. The Roys pulled off an even bigger comeback being 38 points down halfway through the final quarter and kicking the last 7 goals unanswered to come back from the dead. The Gumbies are extremely stiff to miss out but that's where finals experience comes to the fore. You can never count either of these teams out.

Dingster: The teams are just about ready and we will be going down to the center bounce... hang on. The game hasn't started and there's a punch-on happening already!

Kennedy Parker: Tensions are already boiling over between Jabba73 and Elmer_Judd, they were sledging each other and it looks like a line may have been crossed because they are going at it!

Philreich: Forgetting about the fight for a moment, this should be a cracking contest. The Roys are unbeaten in their last 9 matches. Coincidentally, their last loss occurred on September 11 - their opposition that day was the Baghdad Bombers. Those 9 straight wins will mean nothing if they can't get the job done today.

This is a preview of a fantasy Australian Rules Football game between two teams, the Baghdad Bombers and Roys FFC. The commentator, Philreich, is joined by Dingster and Kennedy Parker. They discuss the teams' performance throughout the season, and how both teams had to come back from large deficits in their previous games to make it to the Grand Final. They also mention that there is tension between the player Jabba73 from the Baghdad Bombers and Elmer_Judd from Roys FFC, as they had a fight before the game start. The commentator also reminds that the Roys FFC are currently unbeaten in their last 9 matches, but their last loss happened against the Baghdad Bombers.

Take this a play-by-play from the first part of the first quarter of this match, and turn it into a match call for this part of the game with the commentators mentioned earlier:



1 : 0 {C} - DERRINALPHIL wins the hitout.

1 : .1 {lW} - Wosh with a little space.

1 : .13 {rW} - Handpass over the shoulder to Allikat.

1 : .18 {lHFF} - A measured kick to royboy2.

1 : .22 {lHFF} - royboy2 sits on the head of CursingFijian! Great mark.

1 : .26 {lHFF} - royboy2 has it.

1 : .3 - <<< Dadda Dave is coming on to replace Jabba73 >>>

1 : .38 {lHFF} - royboy2 has it.

1 : .43 {lHFF} - Huge handpass to tigs2010. As good as a kick.

1 : .47 {lFP} - A quick handpass to zackah.

1 : .51 {lFP} - zackah eye's the goals and has a shot.

1 : .55 {lFP} - Straight through the centre.

Roys FFC : 1.0.6

Baghdad Bombers : 0.0.0

1 : .59 {C} - kickthething wins the tap decisively.

1 : 2.28 {rW} - KohPhi with the ball now.

1 : 2.28 {CHF} - HaroLad calls for it.

1 : 2.28 {CHF} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by fitzroybowiedog.

1 : 2.3 {CHB} - fitzroybowiedog weaves through the congestion.

1 : 2.3 {CHB} - fitzroybowiedog has time to take a bounce.

1 : 2.3 {CHB} - fitzroybowiedog kicks it straight out of bounds on the full.

1 : 2.3 {CHF} - HaroLad with the ball now.

1 : 2.3 {rHFF} - A short kick to snozulu.

1 : 2.3 {rHFF} - The ball drops short of snozulu.

1 : 2.3 {rHFF} - snozulu threads his way through traffic.

1 : 2.3 {FF} - That kick makes it hard for gab213.

1 : 2.3 {FF} - Mooch gets a timely fist to the ball.

1 : 2.3 {lBP} - Lore has a paddock.

1 : 2.3 {CHB} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of fitzroybowiedog.

1 : 2.31 {CHB} - The ball drops short of fitzroybowiedog.

1 : 2.31 {CHF} - The ball is now with HaroLad.

1 : 2.31 {lFP} - He just bombs away in the direction of iDon and Aristotle Pickett.

1 : 2.31 {lFP} - iDon is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.

1 : 2.31 {lBP} - Lore has it. What can he do with it?.

1 : 2.31 {FB} - He gets a handpass to Mooch.

1 : 2.31 {rBP} - Handpass over the shoulder to Aristotle Pickett.

1 : 2.35 {rBP} - A poor handpass but Wosh is up to the challenge.

1 : 2.4 {lHBF} - A flat punt.

1 : 2.44 {lHBF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.

1 : 2.48 {lHBF} - Barrels with some space now.

1 : 2.52 {lHBF} - snozulu drags Barrels down beautifully.

1 : 2.57 {CHF} - HaroLad has possession.

1 : 3.01 {CHF} - That's gonna go mighty close!.

1 : 3.05 {CHF} - Straight through the centre.

Roys FFC : 1.0.6

Baghdad Bombers : 1.0.6


Philreich: "Welcome back to the Sweet FA Grand Final, I'm Philreich joined by Dingster and Kennedy Parker. We're in the first quarter of the match and it's been a tight start, both teams are looking to get on the board early. DERRINALPHIL wins the hitout for the Roys FFC, and the ball quickly makes its way to Wosh. Wosh with a little space, and he handpasses it over the shoulder to Allikat. Allikat with a measured kick to royboy2, and what a great mark by him! Royboy2 has the ball now, and he's kicking it straight through the center for the first goal of the match. Roys FFC are on the board with a score of 1.0.6, and the Baghdad Bombers are still yet to score. Kickthething wins the tap for the Baghdad Bombers, and the ball is now in the hands of KohPhi. HaroLad calls for it, but unfortunately, the kick is marked by fitzroybowiedog, and he's weaving through the congestion. He's taking a bounce, but he kicks it straight out of bounds on the full. HaroLad with the ball now, and he's kicking it short to snozulu. Snozulu threads his way through traffic and makes a difficult kick to gab213. Mooch gets a timely fist to the ball, and Lore has a paddock. His kick is hurried and in the direction of fitzroybowiedog, but it drops short. The ball is now with HaroLad, and he just bombs it away in the direction of iDon and Aristotle Pickett. IDon is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward, but Lore picks it up. He gets a handpass to Mooch, and a handpass over the shoulder to Aristotle Pickett. Wosh is up to the challenge, and makes a flat punt. A great mark, but the umpire calls play on. Barrels with some space now, but snozulu drags him down beautifully. HaroLad has possession, and that's gonna go mighty close! Straight through the center, and the Baghdad Bombers have scored their first goal of the match. The score is now tied at 1.0.6."

Continue the game call with this continued play by play. Remember that each line contains the number of the quarter currently being played, the time stamp in minutes since the start of the quarter, the position where the event took place, and a description of what happened:



1 : 3.09 {C} - DERRINALPHIL wins the tap decisively.

1 : 3.17 {C} - Sun Ra has possession.

1 : 3.21 {C} - A quick handpass to Ligma.

1 : 3.25 {lHFF} - Sees Osc1 ahead and sends it his way.

1 : 3.3 {lHFF} - But 3KZ is Football is standing in the way and marks.

1 : 3.33 {lHBF} - Barrels slowing down the play.

1 : 3.37 {lHBF} - Flicks it to DERRINALPHIL.

1 : 3.42 {rW} - Kicks in the direction of Allikat.

1 : 3.46 {rW} - Pugsley will take this. No - he's dropped it.

1 : 3.5 {lW} - Pugsley with the ball now.

1 : 3.54 {rW} - A poor handpass but KohPhi is up to the challenge.

1 : 3.58 {rW} - He has a bounce.

1 : 4.03 {rW} - Long handpass to the running Bovo.

1 : 4.07 {rW} - A long looping handpass to kickthething.

1 : 4.13 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.

1 : 4.17 {rW} - Long shot at goal from Ligma.

1 : 4.21 {rW} - You won't see too many better than that. Champagne football.

Roys FFC : 1.0.6

Baghdad Bombers : 2.0.12

1 : 4.25 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.

1 : 4.33 {C} - Kabanna with all the time in the world.

1 : 4.37 {C} - Great tackle by Sun Ra.

1 : 4.41 {lW} - Quality gather by Pugsley.

1 : 4.46 {lW} - He has a bounce.

1 : 4.5 {rW} - He beckons for a lead.

1 : 4.54 {rW} - Big mark by JackNah_8!.

1 : 4.58 {C} - Taking the ball is Kabanna.

1 : 5.02 {rHFF} - A kick in the general direction of Mike.

1 : 5.06 {rHFF} - Mike and PetWussy both holding each other. No mark.

1 : 5.1 {lHBF} - PetWussy with the ball now.

1 : 5.15 {lHBF} - No-look handpass to kickthething.

1 : 5.19 {CHB} - He beckons for a lead.

1 : 5.23 {CHB} - Kilroy can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.

1 : 5.26 {CHF} - hotchilli takes them on.

1 : 5.31 {CHF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Wosh.

1 : 5.35 {CHF} - A poor handpass but tigs2010 is up to the challenge.

1 : 5.39 {CHF} - tigs2010 has a ping.

1 : 5.43 {CHF} - It's bending baaaaaaack. What a goal from tigs2010.

Roys FFC : 2.0.12

Baghdad Bombers : 2.0.12

Philreich: "We're now in the first quarter of the match and it's been a tight start. DERRINALPHIL wins the tap for the Roys FFC, and the ball is quickly in the hands of Sun Ra. A quick handpass to Ligma and he sees Osc1 ahead and sends it his way. But 3KZ is Football is standing in the way and marks it. Barrels is slowing down the play and flicks it to DERRINALPHIL. He kicks in the direction of Allikat, but Pugsley drops it. Pugsley with the ball now, and KohPhi is up to the challenge. He has a bounce, and sends a long handpass to the running Bovo. Bovo gets hands off within the nick of time, and Ligma takes a long shot at goal. That's a beautiful goal, Champagne football, and the Roys FFC are now leading with a score of 1.0.6. However, the Baghdad Bombers are not far behind, they've just scored their second goal and the score is now tied at 2.0.12. Kabanna has possession for the Baghdad Bombers, but Sun Ra makes a great tackle. Pugsley gathers the ball and he has a bounce, he beckons for a lead and JackNah_8 makes a big mark. Kabanna takes the ball and kicks it in the general direction of Mike, but PetWussy with the ball now. PetWussy makes a no-look handpass to kickthething and he beckons for a lead. Kilroy can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground, hotchilli takes them on, and makes a handpass over the shoulder to Wosh. Tigs2010 is up to the challenge, and makes an amazing goal, what a great play from the Roys FFC, and the score is now tied at 2.0.12."

Continue the match call, including commentary from the all threee commentators, with this information about each event in these passages of play:



1 : 5.48 {C} - kickthething too strong at the bounce.

1 : 5.56 {rW} - Not enough pressure on KohPhi.

1 : 6 {rW} - KohPhi sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.

1 : 6.04 {lHFF} - He kicks long and low.

1 : 6.08 {lHFF} - Osc1 spills the mark.

1 : 6.12 {lHFF} - Running with the ball is Osc1.

1 : 6.18 {lHFF} - Big ... big kick by Osc1.

1 : 6.22 {lHFF} - A wayward kick from Osc1. A minor score.

Roys FFC : 2.0.12

Baghdad Bombers : 2.1.13

1 : 6.31 {FB} - Lore sizes the options in front of him.

1 : 6.35 {rBP} - Gets a handpass away to Aristotle Pickett.

1 : 6.39 {lHBF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Barrels.

1 : 6.43 {lHBF} - Barrels and snozulu both holding each other. No mark.

1 : 6.47 {lHBF} - Barrels has a paddock.

1 : 6.52 {lW} - Flicks it to tigs2010.

1 : 6.55 {CHF} - A measured kick in the direction of hotchilli.

1 : 7 {CHF} - hotchilli makes great ground and takes the mark.

1 : 7.04 {CHF} - hotchilli looks downfield.

1 : 7.08 {lHFF} - A short kick to royboy2.

1 : 7.12 {lHFF} - The ball spills free.

1 : 7.16 {rHBF} - CursingFijian to send the ball forward.

1 : 7.2 {rHBF} - CursingFijian can't break free - he'll lose it.

1 : 7.24 {CHF} - hotchilli with the ball now.

1 : 7.28 - <<< windyhill is coming on to replace Aristotle Pickett >>>

1 : 7.37 {CHF} - hotchilli looking for a lead.

1 : 7.41 {CHF} - hotchilli dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.

1 : 7.45 {CHF} - No-one on the mark! hotchilli takes off and kicks long at goal.

1 : 7.49 {CHF} - A wayward kick from hotchilli. A minor score.

Roys FFC : 2.1.13

Baghdad Bombers : 2.1.13

1 : 7.57 {FB} - Dadda Dave slowing down the play.

1 : 8.01 {FB} - A quick handpass to Ligma.

1 : 8.06 {lBP} - Dadda Dave screaming for the ball - and he is heard.

1 : 8.1 {lBP} - Anybody's ball.

1 : 8.14 {rFP} - Elmer_Judd signals for his teammates to present.

1 : 8.18 {rFP} - Elmer_Judd bounces the ball.

1 : 8.24 {rFP} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.

1 : 8.28 {rFP} - Off line - one behind.

Roys FFC : 2.2.14

Baghdad Bombers : 2.1.13

Philreich: And we're back underway for the second quarter (???) of this Grand Final match. The Roys have just kicked a behind and it's clear that both teams are feeling the pressure of the big stage.

Dingster: The tension is palpable out there, both teams are making mistakes they wouldn't normally make in the regular season. It's a testament to just how important this game is.

Kennedy Parker: That's right, and it looks like the Roys are starting to gain some momentum. Elmer_Judd had a chance there but couldn't convert. He'll be looking to make amends for that.

Philreich: It's clear that both teams are trying to assert their dominance, but it's also clear that neither team is able to shake the other off.

Dingster: It's a real arm-wrestle out there, and we're seeing some great defensive plays from both teams. But one thing that's really standing out is the physicality of the game, there are some big hits being dished out.

Kennedy Parker: Absolutely, it's a brutal game and both teams are leaving everything out on the field. It's anyone's game at this point.

Philreich: And the Roys continue to press forward, the Bombers are working hard to try and stop them. But it looks like the Roys are starting to gain the upper hand.

Dingster: That's right, the Roys are starting to take control of the midfield and they're starting to create some real opportunities.

Kennedy Parker: And the Roys have just kicked another behind, they're certainly putting the pressure on the Bombers. But the Bombers are a strong side and they're not going to give up easily.

Philreich: That's right, and the Bombers are working hard to try and get back into the game. But the Roys are continuing to press forward and they're starting to create some real chances.

Dingster: It's a real battle out there and both teams are leaving everything out on the field. It's shaping up to be an exciting second half.

Philreich: And the Bombers are trying to mount a comeback, but the Roys are continuing to press forward and they're starting to create some real opportunities. But the Bombers are a strong side and they're not going to give up easily.

Kennedy Parker: It's a back and forth battle, with both teams trading blows. But the Roys are starting to gain the upper hand and it's going to be interesting to see how the Bombers respond in the second half.


Still in the first quarter, continue the match call with the three commentators calling the events in the following passage of play:



1 : 8.36 {FB} - BLUEALLTHRU has it. What can he do with it?.

1 : 8.4 {lBP} - Fires out the handpass to Dadda Dave.

1 : 8.45 {lBP} - Dadda Dave can't pull the wool over the umpire's eyes that was deliberate.

1 : 8.49 {rFP} - Elmer_Judd wants to get on with proceedings.

1 : 8.53 {rFP} - Elmer_Judd about twenty-five out.

1 : 8.57 {rFP} - Elmer_Judd boots it through and lets Dadda Dave know all about it.

Roys FFC : 3.2.20

Baghdad Bombers : 2.1.13

1 : 9.01 {C} - kickthething wins the hitout unopposed.

1 : 9.09 {lW} - Pugsley breaks a tackle and is off.

1 : 9.13 - <<< Aristotle Pickett is coming on to replace DERRINALPHIL >>>

1 : 9.22 {lW} - Pugsley threads his way through traffic.

1 : 9.26 {rHFF} - A long pass towards snozulu.

1 : 9.3 {rHFF} - The umpire calls play on.

1 : 9.34 {lHBF} - Barrels with the ball now.

1 : 9.38 {lHBF} - Barrels isn't just seeing stars after that clash with snozulu. He could map the Milky Way.

1 : 9.42 {rHFF} - snozulu does some crumbing and is away.

1 : 9.46 {rHFF} - Fires out the handpass to kickthething.

1 : 9.51 {rHFF} - Just a touch to the back but the umpire spots it.

1 : 9.55 {lHBF} - So Barrels ... with a moment to digest his options.

1 : 9.59 {rW} - He rewards the Allikat lead.

1 : 10.03 {rW} - The ball drops short of Allikat.

1 : 10.07 {rW} - Allikat dances around Pugsley.

1 : 10.11 {rW} - Allikat sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.

1 : 10.15 {CHF} - hotchilli presents.

1 : 10.19 {CHF} - Spoilt by Kilroy.

1 : 10.23 {CHF} - hotchilli tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.

1 : 10.3 {C} - Gives the ball to Wosh.

1 : 10.34 {C} - He handpasses to tigs2010.

1 : 10.38 {lHFF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on royboy2 to mark.

1 : 10.42 {lHFF} - royboy2!!! CursingFijian is going to be feeling that one for a while.

1 : 10.46 {lHFF} - royboy2 has it.

1 : 10.5 {rHFF} - Handpass to space. Mike runs onto it.

1 : 10.54 {CHF} - A short kick to hotchilli.

1 : 10.59 {CHF} - hotchilli stands tall in the pack and takes the mark..

1 : 11.03 {CHF} - hotchilli wants to get on with proceedings.

1 : 11.07 {CHF} - Flicks it to Aristotle Pickett.

1 : 11.11 {CHF} - Aristotle Pickett goes all the way.

1 : 11.15 {CHF} - That's a telling goal from Aristotle Pickett.

Roys FFC : 4.2.26

Baghdad Bombers : 2.1.13

(It's forgotten the commentators names?)

Commentator 1: "And we're back in action here in the first quarter, with Roys FFC currently leading Baghdad Bombers by a comfortable margin. kickthething wins the hitout unopposed and Pugsley breaks a tackle and is off, weaving his way through traffic. A long pass towards snozulu but the umpire calls play on. Barrels with the ball now, but he's feeling the effects of that clash with snozulu. snozulu does some crumbing and is away, fires out the handpass to kickthething, but it's just a touch to the back. Barrels now with a moment to digest his options. He rewards the Allikat lead, but the ball drops short of Allikat. Allikat dances around Pugsley and sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce. hotchilli presents, but spoiled by Kilroy. hotchilli tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away, giving the ball to Wosh. He handpasses to tigs2010, who's got onto that one with pressure on royboy2 to mark. royboy2!!! CursingFijian is going to be feeling that one for a while. royboy2 has it, handpass to space. Mike runs onto it, short kick to hotchilli. hotchilli stands tall in the pack and takes the mark. hotchilli wants to get on with proceedings. Flicks it to Aristotle Pickett and he goes all the way. That's a telling goal from Aristotle Pickett, putting Roys FFC even further ahead."

Commentator 2: "It's been a strong performance from Roys FFC so far, with a number of players stepping up and making big plays. Pugsley and tigs2010 have been particularly impressive, using their speed and agility to get past defenders and create scoring opportunities. Royboy2 also made a great mark there, putting pressure on the Baghdad Bombers' defense. hotchilli also had some great moments, standing tall in the pack and tucking the ball under his arm to scoot away. "

Commentator 3: "The Baghdad Bombers have had a bit of trouble getting their offense going, with a number of turnovers and missed opportunities. They'll need to step up their game if they


Continue that match commentary in natural game calling language, from the three commentators, Philreich, Dingster, and Kennedy Parker, calling the game events listed:

1 : 11.19 {C} - Superb ruckwork from Aristotle Pickett.

1 : 11.27 {C} - Not enough pressure on Kabanna.

1 : 11.31 {C} - A long looping handpass to tigs2010.

1 : 11.36 {CHF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Aristotle Pickett.

1 : 11.4 {CHF} - A quick handpass to hotchilli.

1 : 11.44 {CHF} - He gets a handpass to Aristotle Pickett.

1 : 11.48 {CHF} - Someone call a dentist. Aristotle Pickett has run into Bovo and is hurting.

1 : 11.52 {CHB} - Kilroy assessing what lies ahead of him.

1 : 11.56 {rW} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to KohPhi.

1 : 12 {rW} - No mark taken as KohPhi and JackNah_8 wrestle for position.

1 : 12.04 {lW} - JackNah_8 picks it up on the bounce.

1 : 12.08 {rHFF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Mike.

1 : 12.13 {rHFF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.

1 : 12.17 {lHBF} - A bit of space for PetWussy to utilise.

1 : 12.21 {lHBF} - Almost a throw to Ligma.

1 : 12.25 {rW} - A kick towards KohPhi territory.

1 : 12.3 {rW} - The ball drops short of KohPhi.

1 : 12.36 {rW} - KohPhi sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.

1 : 12.4 {lW} - Huge handpass to Pugsley. As good as a kick.

1 : 12.43 {lW} - Smashed by Allikat.

1 : 12.48 {rW} - Allikat sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.

1 : 12.52 {lHFF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.

1 : 12.56 {lHFF} - CursingFijian drops an absolute sitter.

1 : 13 {rHBF} - Taking the ball is CursingFijian.

1 : 13.04 {rHBF} - CursingFijian dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.

1 : 13.08 {C} - A kick towards Sun Ra territory.

1 : 13.13 {C} - The ball spills free.

1 : 13.17 {C} - Kabanna tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.

1 : 13.21 {C} - Kabanna has time to take a bounce.

1 : 13.25 {lW} - Sees JackNah_8 out of the corner of his eye.

1 : 13.29 {lW} - The ball spills free.

1 : 13.33 {rW} - KohPhi scoops up the ball.

1 : 13.37 {CHF} - A measured kick to HaroLad.

1 : 13.41 {CHF} - At the back is HaroLad who will take the mark.

1 : 13.45 {CHF} - HaroLad takes off.

1 : 13.49 {CHF} - He's tackled but manages to get the shot away.

1 : 13.53 {CHF} - HaroLad gets the goal.

Roys FFC : 4.2.26

Baghdad Bombers : 3.1.19

Philreich: "And there's a great display of ruckwork from Aristotle Pickett, he's really been dominating the hitouts for his team."

Dingster: "That's right, Phil. Kabanna couldn't handle the pressure put on him by Aristotle Pickett and the Roys FFC midfield."

Kennedy Parker: "Tigs2010 with a great draw and dish to hotchilli, but hotchilli couldn't convert. PetWussy with some space now, but that pass to Ligma just falls short."

Philreich: "KohPhi with a great pick up on the bounce, he's off and running. Allikat with a huge handpass to Pugsley, but Pugsley is smashed by Allikat. CursingFijian with a huge drop, that's a costly mistake for the Baghdad Bombers."

Dingster: "Yeah, that's a tough one for CursingFijian to take. Kabanna with the ball now, he's got time to take a bounce and he sees JackNah_8 out of the corner of his eye."

Kennedy Parker: "KohPhi with a great scoop up and a measured kick to HaroLad. HaroLad takes the mark and gets the goal for the Baghdad Bombers. They're closing the gap now."

Philreich: "It's been a hard-fought battle so far, but the Roys FFC are still in the lead. The Baghdad Bombers are definitely making a comeback though, it's going to be an exciting finish."


Continue that first quarter match commentary from the three commentators, Philreich, Dingster, and Kennedy Parker, calling the game events listed:



1 : 13.58 {C} - Aristotle Pickett waits and wins the hitout.

1 : 14.06 {lW} - JackNah_8 has it. What can he do with it?.

1 : 14.1 {rW} - He kicks across the ground towards Allikat.

1 : 14.15 {rW} - Allikat!!! Pugsley is going to be feeling that one for a while.

1 : 14.19 {rW} - Allikat to send the ball forward.

1 : 14.22 {rW} - Allikat has a bounce.

1 : 14.26 {rW} - Long handpass to the running Aristotle Pickett.

1 : 14.31 {rW} - No-look handpass to Wosh.

1 : 14.37 {rW} - What a tackle by kickthething.

1 : 14.41 {lW} - Pugsley wants to get on with proceedings.

1 : 14.45 {C} - He kicks sideways towards Sun Ra.

1 : 14.49 {C} - Sun Ra plucks that milimetres off the turf.

1 : 14.53 {C} - Now Sun Ra has the ball. What can he do with it?.

1 : 14.58 {rHFF} - snozulu calls for it.

1 : 15.01 {rHFF} - snozulu spills the mark.

1 : 15.06 {CHB} - fitzroybowiedog has possession.

1 : 15.1 {lHBF} - Quick hands to Barrels.

1 : 15.14 {lHBF} - He involves Aristotle Pickett in the play.

1 : 15.18 {C} - He sees a lead by Kabanna and kicks in that direction.

1 : 15.22 {C} - Kabanna slides in and takes the mark.

1 : 15.26 {C} - Kabanna signals for his teammates to present.

1 : 15.31 {rW} - Kick goes sideways.

1 : 15.35 {rW} - Pugsley plants a foot on Allikat's neck and takes a screamer.

1 : 15.38 {lW} - The ball is now with Pugsley.

1 : 15.43 {CHF} - A bit of a miskick.

1 : 15.47 {CHF} - HaroLad appeals for the mark but play on's the call.

1 : 15.51 {rHBF} - 3KZ is Football has it. What can he do with it?.

1 : 15.55 {CHB} - Flicks it to fitzroybowiedog.

1 : 16 {rW} - That's a real up and under.

1 : 16.03 {rW} - Over the head of Allikat.

1 : 16.07 {C} - Sun Ra slowing down the play.

1 : 16.12 {lW} - Handpasses to Pugsley.

1 : 16.16 {lW} - Long handpass to the running Ligma.

1 : 16.2 {lW} - Ligma loves a shot at goal.

1 : 16.24 {lW} - Run through by tigs2010 for a point.

Roys FFC : 4.2.26

Baghdad Bombers : 3.2.20

It's gone a bit off the rails here?

Philreich: "And we're back into the action here, with Aristotle Pickett showing his strength in the ruckwork. But the pressure wasn't enough on Kabanna, who was able to get a long looping handpass off to tigs2010. He draws a man and then with a quick handpass to hotchilli, the Bombers are able to move the ball forward. But wait, it looks like Aristotle Pickett has run into Bovo and is down on the ground, receiving some attention from the trainers."

Dingster: "That's never a good sign, especially for a key player like Aristotle Pickett. But the Bombers are still pushing forward with Kilroy assessing his options in front of him. He gets onto his right side and sends a kick towards KohPhi, but no mark is taken as they both wrestle for position."

Kennedy Parker: "The ball spills free and JackNah_8 picks it up on the bounce. He sends a hurried kick towards Mike, but it's all up and nobody can take the mark. PetWussy has a bit of space to work with and he almost throws it to Ligma, but the ball spills free again and KohPhi scoops it up. HaroLad takes a mark and sends the ball through for a goal for the Bombers."


Let's regenerate that with:

Continue that first quarter match commentary from the three commentators, Philreich, Dingster, and Kennedy Parker, calling the game play listed here:

...


Philreich: "Aristotle Pickett showing some great ruckwork there, winning that hitout cleanly. JackNah_8 with the ball now, looking for options. Oh, Allikat with a fantastic mark there, taking it right out of Pugsley's hands. Pugsley's going to be feeling that one for a while. Allikat sends it forward and Pugsley quickly wants to get on with proceedings. A bit of a miskick by HaroLad, but play on is the call. 3KZ is Football with the ball now, what can he do with it? A quick handpass to fitzroybowiedog and that's a real up and under. Sun Ra slowing down the play now, handpassing to Pugsley and a long handpass to the running Ligma. Ligma loves a shot at goal, but it's run through by tigs2010 for a point."

Dingster: "Aristotle Pickett really making an impact in the ruck, great work there. Allikat with a fantastic mark, showing great aerial ability. Pugsley quick to respond, but a bit of a miskick by HaroLad. 3KZ is Football showing some great skills with that quick handpass. And Sun Ra slowing down the play, making smart decisions with his handpasses. Ligma with a shot at goal, but it's run through for a point."

Kennedy Parker: "Aristotle Pickett making a strong showing in the ruck, winning that hitout with ease. Allikat with an incredible mark, taking it right out of Pugsley's hands. Pugsley quickly getting back in the game, but HaroLad with a bit of a miskick. 3KZ is Football showing some great ball handling skills, making quick decisions. Sun Ra slowing down the play, making smart handpasses to Pugsley and Ligma takes a shot at goal but it's run through for a point."


Trying again:

Continue that first quarter match commentary from the three commentators, Philreich, Dingster, and Kennedy Parker, calling the game play listed here in chronological order:

...

Philreich: "And we're seeing some great ruckwork from Aristotle Pickett, he's really dominating in the middle of the ground."

Dingster: "But the pressure isn't enough on Kabanna, he's able to get a long looping handpass to tigs2010. And tigs2010 draws a man and then with hands to Aristotle Pickett, quick handpass to hotchilli."

Kennedy Parker: "And we've got an injury timeout, as Aristotle Pickett has run into Bovo and is hurting. But while we wait for him to get back on the field, let's take a look at what's been happening in this first quarter. Roys FFC is currently leading with 4.2.26 on the scoreboard, while Baghdad Bombers is close behind with 3.2.20."

Philreich: "And we're back in play, with Kilroy assessing what lies ahead of him and getting a kick towards KohPhi territory. But the ball drops short of KohPhi."

Dingster: "But KohPhi is able to scoop it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running. He gets boot to ball immediately but CursingFijian drops an absolute sitter."

Kennedy Parker: "That's a huge opportunity missed for Baghdad Bombers, but the game is still up for grabs. And we see CursingFijian taking the ball and trying to dummy the handpass and take a bounce. But the kick goes sideways."

Philreich: "And Pugsley takes a screamer of a mark, showing off some incredible aerial skills. And Ligma is involved in the play, and we see a lead by Kabanna and a kick in that direction. Kabanna slides in and takes the mark."

Dingster: "And Kabanna signals for his teammates to present, but the kick goes sideways and we see a real up and under by Pugsley. Over the head of Allikat."

Kennedy Parker: "And Sun Ra is slowing down the play, making some smart decisions to keep possession for his team. And Ligma takes a shot at goal, but it's run through by tigs2010 for a point."


Let's try that last one again. I think it has nicknamed Barrels "Bovo"?

Continue that first quarter match commentary from the three commentators, Philreich, Dingster, and Kennedy Parker, calling the game play as listed in chronological order below:

...

Philreich: "And we're back in action here, folks. Aristotle Pickett showing off some superb ruckwork to win the hitout and give his team possession. But the Roys FFC is putting on some strong pressure, not allowing the Baghdad Bombers to get too much of an advantage."

Dingster: "That's right, Phil. The Roys FFC defense is really making it difficult for the Baghdad Bombers to get anything going. But they're not giving up just yet, as we can see Kabanna with a long looping handpass to tigs2010, who draws a man and then with hands to Aristotle Pickett."

Kennedy Parker: "And hotchilli is involved in the play as well, getting a quick handpass and making some great ground. But we see some contact there as Aristotle Pickett runs into Bovo and is hurting. But the game must go on, and now we see Kilroy assessing what lies ahead of him as he gets onto his right side and kicks to KohPhi."

Philreich: "And we see some scrappy play as the ball is fought for in the midfield. But Pugsley makes a huge handpass to Allikat, who is smashed by Allikat but manages to scoop up the ball and is off and running. And Allikat gets boot to ball immediately, but CursingFijian drops an absolute sitter."

Dingster: "But the play continues, and now we see CursingFijian with possession. He dummy's the handpass and takes a bounce. And now we see a kick towards Sun Ra territory, but the ball spills free and Kabanna tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away."

Kennedy Parker: "Kabanna has time to take a bounce and sees JackNah_8 out of the corner of his eye, but the ball spills free and now KohPhi scoops up the ball. And a measured kick to HaroLad, who takes the mark and goes all the way for a goal. Great play by HaroLad and the Roys FFC."

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So that was a fun way to spend an hour.

Anyone want to continue where I left off?

Legit thought this was a Mobbs post.
 
ChatGPT for SFA match thread game calls may just be the only semi legitimate use for this technology. Period.


"A grotesque mockery of what it is to be human" is a great definition.

"GPT" in ChatGPT stands for "GremioPower Thoughts" confirmed!
 

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