US
FB maddog Murphy, AA Darce, Q
HB Maynard, Oleg Markov, 381.Pendles
C Steele, Taylor Adams, AA Jaicos
HF Bobby, Checkers, The Marking GOAT
F Jamie, McStay, Jordan DeGoey
FOL COXY, Beau McCreery, Crispy
I/C Lipa, Mitchell, Cameron, Hyphen
EMG Johnny F*cking Noble WTF!?, Macrae, Frampston, Ginni
THEM
The MFC was built on contempt of the working class, AFL welfare picks, and a blancmange of a fanbase.
Squint into the gloaming of history and it is easy to detest these mofos again.
Notable players:
Ed Langdon has a good brother.
THE GAME
We finished top because our combined effort across the season was strong. If we play with intensity for 3 games, we win Premiership 16.
Beau and Maynard’s tackling is heavier than Bender Goodwin’s HR file. Their spirit animal is the honey badger.
Clayton Oliver’s spirit animal is the dickhead. His clownhead begs to be tackled (surely Jakey Melksham must have been tempted to whack him after he towelled-up May?). Oliver, Petracca, and Viney must be worn like a Viking condom.
Bayley Fritsch, however, is an apex dickhead.
Crass types on this board have accused Frisch of everything from sniffing his own chair to taking up yoga to perform the job nobody else wants. Let’s stay classy. And simply wish for The Marking GOAT to leave stud divots on Bayiey's melon.
McStay and Checkers to kick 7 between them and Jamie with 3.
Darce will mark everything and Murph will survive.
Jordy to be player of the finals and Naicos to run him a close second.
Don’t be nervous – game over in the first half because of our maniacal attack on the footy.
Collingwood by 64 points
FB maddog Murphy, AA Darce, Q
HB Maynard, Oleg Markov, 381.Pendles
C Steele, Taylor Adams, AA Jaicos
HF Bobby, Checkers, The Marking GOAT
F Jamie, McStay, Jordan DeGoey
FOL COXY, Beau McCreery, Crispy
I/C Lipa, Mitchell, Cameron, Hyphen
EMG Johnny F*cking Noble WTF!?, Macrae, Frampston, Ginni
THEM
The MFC was built on contempt of the working class, AFL welfare picks, and a blancmange of a fanbase.
Squint into the gloaming of history and it is easy to detest these mofos again.
Notable players:
Ed Langdon has a good brother.
THE GAME
We finished top because our combined effort across the season was strong. If we play with intensity for 3 games, we win Premiership 16.
Beau and Maynard’s tackling is heavier than Bender Goodwin’s HR file. Their spirit animal is the honey badger.
Clayton Oliver’s spirit animal is the dickhead. His clownhead begs to be tackled (surely Jakey Melksham must have been tempted to whack him after he towelled-up May?). Oliver, Petracca, and Viney must be worn like a Viking condom.
Bayley Fritsch, however, is an apex dickhead.
Crass types on this board have accused Frisch of everything from sniffing his own chair to taking up yoga to perform the job nobody else wants. Let’s stay classy. And simply wish for The Marking GOAT to leave stud divots on Bayiey's melon.
McStay and Checkers to kick 7 between them and Jamie with 3.
Darce will mark everything and Murph will survive.
Jordy to be player of the finals and Naicos to run him a close second.
Don’t be nervous – game over in the first half because of our maniacal attack on the footy.
Collingwood by 64 points
