Cometti's worst one-liners

[beckhamsam69]

Could not go past this shocker from the Bulldogs vs Sydney game

"Djekurra, Djekurra, hips don't lie!'

Somebody should sack this clown, he's agonising to listen to

 

[ajdude]

obviously been planning that one for a while too because he missed the shot.

 

[Jemaine]

He said that years ago when Djekurra played for us.

 

[Topper]

All his one liners are terrible, he just tries too hard these days.

Cometti, Bruce, Dwayne, BT, KB. Can't stand any of them.

Need to get Sandy and Drew back in the game

 

[manboob]

"Djekurra, Djekurra, hips don't lie!'

Nah that's amazing!

 

[beckhamsam69]

What happened to that old codger Rex Hunt? I'd prefer him over Cometti. Half the time you'd hear more about his son wrestling rather than whats happening in the footy.

 

[catempire]

"As dangerous as a piranha in a bidet" was a stinker from the other night.

 

[AlterRob]

Personally I like his commentary...

 

[vinum coupe]

Could not go past this shocker from the Bulldogs vs Sydney game

"Djekurra, Djekurra, hips don't lie!'

Somebody should sack this clown, he's agonising to listen to

First question.

Why watch a Bulldogs game?

 

[BotsMaster]

"Goodes delivers the goods"

 

[beckhamsam69]

First question.

Why watch a Bulldogs game?

Why, assessing our next 2 opponents VC, lol

Switched off mid way through 3rd quarter though, had better things to do

 

[beckhamsam69]

First question.

Why watch a Bulldogs game?

Assessing our next 2 opponents VC
Turned off mid way thru 3rd quarter, id rather watch grass grow than sydney play against witches hats
Willy Minson could be in trouble after elbowing Jack in the face then stomping on his leg. If he gets a week it may just suit us with our ruck situation to really belt them.

 

[MC Extra Dollop]

He's still ok, but once he started being asked by radio shows to insert a reference to a particular band and when channel seven started doing a weekly 'Cometti-isms' segment, it was apparent that he'd started to jump the shark. His style of commentary is best when it's understated and his partners in the commentary box are almost oblivious to his gags. Unfortunately it's a trend in the BT era, that some broadcasters think it should be all about the commentators.

 

[Turbocat]

Cork in the bloody Ocean , Cantstandya Costanza.

 

[Commando]

Trying too hard! Nothing more frustrating then a coversation in the box when the game is going on

 

[darren forssman]

worse than basil z talking about waite's father watching him from the stands when he in fact had passed away?

worse than hamish mac referring to jake king as wearing only one sleeve?

 

[supahoops]

He and mcavaney are becoming an embarrassment. Good caller in his day, but if I want to listen to two blokes trying to be amusing I'll YouTube the 2 ronnies. Or fletcher and McKay in porridge..

 

[supahoops]

All his one liners are terrible, he just tries too hard these days.

Cometti, Bruce, Dwayne, BT, KB. Can't stand any of them.

Need to get Sandy and Drew back in the game

Peter doneghan and Phil cleary for mine. Can sense PC's love for Geelong when he's calling Geelong 's vfl..

 

[allrighty]

Too many and too awful to recall. He is past it, same for Bruce, Darcy and my personal un-favorite D King.

 

[muttweed]

Mooney for commentary!

 

[Belisarius]

Dennis started well but now tries too hard.

The calling is becoming more important than getting the call accurate.

He still has his moments but sometimes less is more.

 

[And_ROOS]

Then at the end of the match their vocal fapping for xfactor was just rubbish. I watch football to watch football, not to hear about trashy "talent" shows that noone gives a shit about.

 

[David the Cat]

Yes forssy....Basil's reference to Vin Waite was awful...

"Did you see that Vinnie??"

Vin Waite died some years ago......truly awful.

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

"THEY'VE DID IT AGAIN!"

 

[Megaman123]

If they stopped letting him and Bruce do it together, I reckon he would be alright. But together, geez, they are like to teenage boys trying to come up with the funniest "willy" joke. He has had some terrific calls over the years but.