Certified Legendary Thread Convicted Rapist: Jarryd Hayne - Fumbling and Quitting the Lifelong Dreams ™

[ReluctantLion]

Went on another crazy FB comment adventure again just now, had to cherry pick some of the great stuff:

Ha ha. Padded up like a circus act. ****ing gold!

 

[JeffDunne]

Would love to see the reaction if Ellington is cut and the 49ers bring in someone not called Jarryd Hayne.

Sydney declares war on San Francisco!

f

 

[Exe Gesis]

Sydney and San Francisco are sister cities.

 

[JeffDunne]

Sydney and San Francisco are sister cities.

Naturally.

Throw Rio into the mix and you've got an awesome threesome.

 

[Exe Gesis]

Naturally.

Throw Rio into the mix and you've got an awesome threesome.

Hayne can be the dildo I guess

 

[Blacky]

Hayne can be the dildo I guess

That would mean he would have to find the gap

 

[Exe Gesis]

Boom tish, "im also available for birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, and weddings"

 

[Blacky]

I am a mean wedding singer

 

[Exe Gesis]

I am a mean wedding singer

Like this guy?

 

[hoddo22]

The Bills signed two players off both the Jets and Cowboys practice squads this week.

Does this mean that any team could sign Hayne to their active roster at any time?

 

[Exe Gesis]

The Bills signed two players off both the Jets and Cowboys practice squads this week.

Does this mean that any team could sign Hayne to their active roster at any time?

Yes

 

[hoddo22]

Yes

Even though I know the answer, how come no other team has signed him?

After his initial release I thought 31 teams would be jumping over each other to sign him up...

Did that come through as sarcastic?

 

[therealbuzza]

http://www.smh.com.au/rugby-league/...nfl-club-new-york-giants-20151203-glf7a2.html

****ing Tom ****ing Burgess. Lol, also not newsworthy.

 

[hoddo22]

Another horse shit myth exposed about Hayne. These are the latest jersey sales at nfl.com.

 

[Exe Gesis]

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Another horse shit myth exposed about Hayne. These are the latest jersey sales at nfl.come.

Good find. That story about hayne jersey sales was all bullshit from the start anyway.

 

[J Shuttlesworth]

#brocknation

 

[Starburns_]

Even Seattle fans are more popular than Hayne.

 

[Blacky]

#brocknation

They've literally been on sale a week!!

 

[J Shuttlesworth]

They've literally been on sale a week!!

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

I should clarify, Starks gets stripped of the ball so much, cause as we all know a strip isnt a fumble, thanks tigernova

 

[royals1922]

Because when I want to know all things NFL, I go to Matty Johns.

Isn't he the bloke who resigned over the St Kilda like shenanigans

 

[Superstar swan]

Went on another crazy FB comment adventure again just now, had to cherry pick some of the great stuff:

Great stuff. Surely people dont actually believe that crap.

Id love to know whats going through haynes mind now. He obviously doesnt want to quit and admit failure, surely he also does not want to waste his prime years on a PS.

 

[royals1922]

This Hayne story still has a way to run. More falsehope will be on its way ....

 

[Blacky]

I hope so

 

[J Shuttlesworth]

This Hayne story still has a way to run. More falsehope will be on its way ....

False hope!?

You mean American shame.