Roast Cooked against the Saints - Rd 2, 2019

[Lance Uppercut]

Yeah, and that guy runs off with his best mates ex. What a sick game plan that is.

He's still with her, why does it matter if she was once with the fat dumb campaigner?

Women are not property champ

 

[Pweter]

Yeah, and that guy runs off with his best mates ex. What a sick game plan that is.

Has nothing to do with the fact we have a shit game plan.

 

[BrunoV]

 

[Rack Watts]

See ya Woosha, can't motivate players, can't make a game plan, let alone two. Need a new age softie in there so all the players can talk about their feelings.

 

[Resistor]

Told you, its not this game which will hurt, it will be the Brisbane smashing.

 

[Runk]

No changes heading into next week.

 

[kelvin_sheedy]

Just shit all over. What does Mitch Brown offer that our gameplan needs? Somebody please tell me why we need a slow big man who cannot take a pack mark.

Jesus Christ God Almighty.

We've tried with Langford but he's never shown any sort of quick reactions and intensity to be a midfielder. He can take an overhead mark and kick. Turn him into a medium sized forward and cut our losses.

Zaharakis was so poor again in the basics and the non negotiables that you cannot play him next week if you are serious.

Tippa is lost. Not sure why but absolutely lost. Have to blame the coach and game plan on this.

Our backline has no idea how to move the ball out other than playing Matty Knights kamikaze with Mckenna and Saad.

Intensity takes forever to lift to a point we are competitive.

You cannot dish this up 2 years in a row and people keep their jobs.

 

[Vindicater]

We're just an awful football team

Mate, worse than that. We are an awful football club.

performances like this don't start with the players. Something is terribly wrong culture wise.

 

[MightyDon]

We are playing shit but clearly belly and Fantasia are underdone, it’s like last year when they played joe injured for 6weeks then finally admitted there was a problem, bags brown Myers are not the future, get the young lads in the side, don’t waste another year

 

[Vindicater]

Just shit all over. What does Mitch Brown offer that our gameplan needs? Somebody please tell me why we need a slow big man who cannot take a pack mark.

Jesus Christ God Almighty.

We've tried with Langford but he's never shown any sort of quick reactions and intensity to be a midfielder. He can take an overhead mark and kick. Turn him into a medium sized forward and cut our losses.

Zaharakis was so poor again in the basics and the non negotiables that you cannot play him next week if you are serious.

Tippa is lost. Not sure why but absolutely lost. Have to blame the coach and game plan on this.

Our backline has no idea how to move the ball out other than playing Matty Knights kamikaze with Mckenna and Saad.

Intensity takes forever to lift to a point we are competitive.

You cannot dish this up 2 years in a row and people keep their jobs.

I agree with everything you said.

And that scares the hell out of me.

 

[citizen-erased]

Gonna go against the tide here.

Despite the miserable first quarter, and the sub par opposition, I actually think they'll turn it around from here.

Laugh away, and remind me if I'm wrong, but I'm still going with it.

And **** do I love Aaron Francis

Kid is a gun.

Said it to a mate. Outside Hurley, our best players weren't on our list 4 years ago.
Too many passengers. Too many soft, lazy players

I have been a Langford fan since his U18 days. Today, the kid was a space cadet.
Where is the coaching. Where is the captain straightening him out.
Has the tools. If he could just flick a switch to concentrate in games.

Will get smashed by the Dees. Pies will tear us apart.
there isnt a team in the comp that wouldn't beat us in this form
And today was proof. The saints are garbage. And we never looked like beating them.

 

[ScrappyCoCo]

Need more c#$t in our players. Shiel, Smith, Bellchambers, Saad, Stringer and maybe Ambrose and Irish have it. The rest are fairies and not physical enough. Opposition players have bruise free nights against us too often.

 

[justlookingaround]

We can’t score and worse than that we are soft. Hurley only sprays himself. He needs to hold his defenders accountable while Hooker’s out.

Francis is wasted on us, will be back to SA in no time surely.

Dees will swarm us trying to play uncontested zone next week and we’ll lose by 70 points.

 

[Rack Watts]

He's still with her, why does it matter if she was once with the fat dumb campaigner?

Women are not property champ

They're not, what the **** does that have to do with it? don't **** up the lives of the families around you, there's billions of other people on the planet.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Kid is a gun.

Said it to a mate. Outside Hurley, our best players weren't on our list 4 years ago.
Too many passengers. Too many soft, lazy players

I have been a Langford fan since his U18 days. Today, the kid was a space cadet.
Where is the coaching. Where is the captain straightening him out.
Has the tools. If he could just flick a switch to concentrate in games.

Will get smashed by the Dees. Pies will tear us apart.
there isnt a team in the comp that wouldn't beat us in this form
And today was proof. The saints are garbage. And we never looked like beating them.

The Dees are gonna be 0-2 as well. They are travelling as badly as us

 

[Highly Evolved]

We only have ourselves to blame. If we all cheered a little louder, waved our scarves we would've turned the place into a "fortress" and given these highly paid professional athletes enough energy to win.

 

[JT_the_Man]

We only have ourselves to blame. If we all cheered a little louder, waved our scarves we would've turned the place into a "fortress" and given these highly paid professional athletes enough energy to win.

Lol hey Dyson

 

[Macca18]

Saints deserved to win that by 5 plus goals. The absolute worst thing now is we’ll get predictable flog response of “We were only a couple of kicks away from winning!” ... no, just no.

A dire, dire football club at the moment in every department.

Said it in another post... this playing group and club in general is WAY too complacent. Enjoyed the taste of their own bath water during the off-season and now we are all going to pay big time at least for the next few weeks. And many of us fell for it! Don’t start the “Oh I knew we’d be crap this year!” now... 99.9% of our supporter group expected great things. Perhaps some trepidation but the last two performances were not on our agenda!

We clearly aren’t going to go 0-22 this year and we will have that circuit breaker game where one club takes it easy against us, has a shocker or has several injuries and we take advantage and win (think the Geelong game last year) ... but as usual it’s all going to be too late and we’ll finish in a piss poor ladder position again.

Hopefully the players still have a great week uploading their football/privileged lifestyles on Instagram though. That’s the most important thing. Our supporter group hurts more than this playing group - absolutely no question.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

They're not, what the **** does that have to do with it? don't **** up the lives of the families around you, there's billions of other people on the planet.

Eh? You act as though she has no agency.

What if they stay together longer than she did with Bill?

Just typical rubbish. Don't judge other people's personal lives, you have no idea what the **** has gone on

 

[Harlequin]

Has nothing to do with the fact we have a shit game plan.

We have a game plan?

 

[afairgo]

The team were so crowded around the ball, hand balling a metre to flat footed players. Bad structure. Coaching of this team is very poor. Everyone tells you first few games don’t matter but these games tell you all about structure and building pre season. Pies, cats of the games I’ve seen and Richmond in their premiership year, all showed structure early. In 2018 and 2019 our coaching skill is clearly apparent.

Time to bite the bullet on coach leadership change before our spine (particularly Hurley and hooker) are finished. Giving up early draft round this year will be prove very costly as we have some aging key players.

 

[DERO]

Gonna go against the tide here.

Despite the miserable first quarter, and the sub par opposition, I actually think they'll turn it around from here.

Laugh away, and remind me if I'm wrong, but I'm still going with it.

And **** do I love Aaron Francis

Settle down turbo.

 

[Falcon27]

Please for the love of god don’t play Myers, Brown, Bags again. And Zaka because he is soft as.

 

[JayJ20]

Gonna go against the tide here.

Despite the miserable first quarter, and the sub par opposition, I actually think they'll turn it around from here.

Laugh away, and remind me if I'm wrong, but I'm still going with it.

And **** do I love Aaron Francis

You're grieving.

 

[cobra land]

Not funny on any of the pages you've posted this on , give us some of your wisdom though ?